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We should set up some ground rules on what it takes to be a real Pats fan:

1. You have to agree with everything the organization does. If you don't...as Kontra says "find a new team to root for".
2. You have to like all players and coaches. You should be even more exited with friends and family and retreads. If you root for a backup to play over the current starter then you don't trust the coaching staff and you are wrong.
3. You aren't allowed to criticize draft picks until after their 3rd year...even though more than 95% of their draft picks that don't do anything by their 2nd year don't do anything.
4. You can't get upset when they aren't playing well even though you hear most fans boo at the stadium. Those people aren't real fans they just took time out of their day to pay for tickets to troll the Pats home games.
5. You have to be excited when the offense continually stalls and they trot a kicker on the field to kick a field goal.
You don't get to make that call, as @Kontradiction already proclaimed himself King. It's his call, unless you wanna battle to the death or some chit.
 
I figured I’d settle this once and for all since the pissing contests about who is and isn’t a real Pats fan keeps polluting the threads around here. I am the biggest Patriots fan. None of the rest of you even come close. As a matter of fact, I’m such a bigger Patriots fan than the rest of you that you all might as well go root for other teams.
So you’re the biggest fan huh? Ok, so tell me, how many times have you worn another man’s name on your back?
 
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So you’re the biggest fan huh? Ok, so tell me, how many times have you worn another man’s name on your back?
I’m such a big fan that I go through the Yellow Pages and look for names that match current or past Patriots, and then I wear THEM on my back.
 
I'm such a big Patriots fan I can be a bigger Patriots fan than you guys while rooting for the Bills against the Pats, and the Bucs because of this one guy, this weekend.
 
I’m such a big fan that I go through the Yellow Pages and look for names that match current or past Patriots, and then I wear THEM on my back.
You wear the yellow pages on your back?
 
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You’re the “biggest” Patsfan? I thought you were white Kontra?

I myself am fine with where I’m at, and so is my wife.
 
I'm such a big Patriots fan I can be a bigger Patriots fan than you guys while rooting for the Bills against the Pats, and the Bucs because of this one guy, this weekend.

I read that 4 times.
 
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