Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

6-9, 63 yards

 

[Tunescribe]

"Man"?

 

[Tony2046]

I will try to be here for Superbowl 103... Somebody needs to take one for the team. I'll be in my 70s then so its possible. If the Jets still haven't won the superbowl (they likely won't) i will make sure to come to this thread one last time and let you guys know that they indeed... still suck. Letting you guys have one last laugh as you sleep.

If there's an Apple iPad in the sky I'll be watching.

 

[captain stone]

6-9, 63 yards

Let me guess: A Star is Born?

Clown.

3rd/18, Bobby...3rd/18...

 

[Bill Lee]

6-9, 63 yards

I thought he was the guy that was going to convert that potential into on-field performance?

This feels like Sam Darnold all over again.

 

[reflexblue]

I thought he was the guy that was going to convert that potential into on-field performance?

This feels like Sam Darnold all over again.

Don't forget he has great potential.

 

[BTTA]

Perhaps this bettor is playing the long-term odds. If he places the same bet each year for the next 75 years, he stands a chance of breaking even. With luck, that is.

That's probably what he's thinking, oblivious to the fact that if the Jests ever do show enough life to be a SB candidate, the odds will shrink dramatically, and when he wins, he won't get but a small portion back of his 75 years of bets.

 

[Tony2046]

"The DraftKings sportsbook has taken a best for the bizarrely specific amount of $2,751.03 on the Jets to win the AFC Championship. If it happens, the bettor gets $209,078.28."

Talk about betting every thing you have.

He probably should have kept the $1.03 for his last dollar menu meal. But what do I know?

 

[Tony2046]

Then the Jete won't win a championship for the next 25 years?

You can bet on it.

 

[JetFan79]

"The Jets have proven they are the greatest football team..."

Thoughts on Zach Wilson’s Preseason Debut

Your best source for quality New York Jets news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.

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And nice job by Mac. A "B" is pretty good.

Grading each first-round rookie quarterback in Week 1 of the preseason

If you want to know just how indicative preseason performances are when it comes to evaluating the futures of rookie quarterbacks... well, here's a flashback for you. How did that work out? Better for Peyton Manning's Colts than it did for Ryan Leaf's Chargers, to be sure.…

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[Joker]

jeezus krist...USA Today? This is what you bring to the table?? The same ****brained RAG that STILL insists Peytie Pooch is the GOAT and Brady is a "dink+dunk benefactor of Bill Belichick"? The level of savagery is going to be almost incalculable when the season starts JeteFan78.....your 'saviour" threw NINE passes. WTF is Baldy Bugbrain the head coach so scared of???? Does the iddle widdle mommy's boy have to be coddled like a Midget Level 9 year old?

 

[BTTA]

Jets' linebacker C.J. Mosley: "...people are sleeping on the Jets,” he said. “If people come with that same mentality (on Sundays), they are going to get their ass blown out. That’s 100 percent, whether we are at MetLife or anywhere else.”

 

[jimnance]

Jets' linebacker C.J. Mosley: "...people are sleeping on the Jets,” he said. “If people come with that same mentality (on Sundays), they are going to get their ass blown out. That’s 100 percent, whether we are at MetLife or anywhere else.”

I'm skeered

 

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Jets' linebacker C.J. Mosley: "...people are sleeping on the Jets,” he said. “If people come with that same mentality (on Sundays), they are going to get their ass blown out. That’s 100 percent, whether we are at MetLife or anywhere else.”

"Ass blown out" must be a reference to teammate Denzel Mims' bout of food poisoning. How that relates to sleeping on jets needs explaining. Lots of people sleep on jets. Are the goddamn snacks served by airlines making folks sick and tired? Mosley needs to do a better job of expressing himself to the media.

 

[BTTA]

"Ass blown out" must be a reference to teammate Denzel Mims' bout of food poisoning. How that relates to sleeping on jets needs explaining. Lots of people sleep on jets. Are the goddamn snacks served by airlines making folks sick and tired? Mosley needs to do a better job of expressing himself to the media.

Other teams desperately need to know what aspect of their attitude will lead to food poisoning. That's not a connection often made in pro sports. This guy is on to something important.

 

[Tunescribe]

Other teams desperately need to know what aspect of their attitude will lead to food poisoning. That's not a connection often made in pro sports. This guy is on to something important.

Do you mean "attitude" or "altitude"? Mosley seems to suggest that sleeping on jets after eating goddamn snacks is problematic. It might have something to do with altitude-related changes in cabin pressure affecting the digestive tract. That could be what he's driving at, hopefully a reporter will follow up with him.

 

[BTTA]

Do you mean "attitude" or "altitude"? Mosley seems to suggest that sleeping on jets after eating goddamn snacks is problematic. It might have something to do with altitude-related changes in cabin pressure affecting the digestive tract. That could be what he's driving at, hopefully a reporter will follow up with him.

This calls for something more than just a sports reporter. Perhaps ProPublica.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Kind of Jets related here…how do you trade two first round picks for a guy when you‘re not close to meeting his extension requirements?

Exasperated Seahawks plan to let Jamal Adams finish rookie deal, tag him twice if need be

The Seahawks are at the end of their rope in the Jamal Adams negotiations.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

Source: Jamal Adams would challenge safety-based franchise tag

The Seahawks have very real leverage when it comes to the contract talks with safety Jamal Adams.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

jeezus krist...USA Today? This is what you bring to the table?? The same ****brained RAG that STILL insists Peytie Pooch is the GOAT and Brady is a "dink+dunk benefactor of Bill Belichick"? The level of savagery is going to be almost incalculable when the season starts JeteFan78.....your 'saviour" threw NINE passes. WTF is Baldy Bugbrain the head coach so scared of???? Does the iddle widdle mommy's boy have to be coddled like a Midget Level 9 year old?

I wonder what Mike White’s grade was. Can they give higher than an A+?

An embarrassment of riches at QB there.

 

[Tunescribe]

I wonder what Mike White’s grade was. Can they give higher than an A+?

An embarrassment of riches at QB there.

Looks like White might be making a case for himself in the Jete QB battle. Hopefully Coach Bim Saleh Bim has an open mind on who starts the season behind center.