Content Post JETS SUCK 2021 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE INSIDIOUS JETE STANK CONSPIRACY

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sanchez looked like a bad actor trying to play a quarterback.

 

[Joker]

I used to have the RayRay19 post from his first season wherein the biggest Jete homer in history predicted "better than Brady!!!! Mark will win FIVE BOWLS!!!".....I gotta dig out that old Windows 98 hard drive...some real comic gold on there

 

[Tunescribe]

That speech was so over-the-top stupid and profane at the same time, I'm almost surprised the room didn't burst into laughter. I keep saying it but Jete history is brimming with material for a hit R-rated sitcom.

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchez looked like a bad actor trying to play a quarterback.

The Sanchez throw is funny enough, but I can't stop laughing at that movie clip. Apparently he never threw a football before the cameras started rolling. Which reminds me of another actor-playing-quarterback who looked about as bad: Charlton Heston in "Number One."

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Der Jete Fan Agonie: A Modern Art Exhibit
Warning: Images may cause disturbing effects.

 

[Bill Lee]

Der Jete Fan Agonie: A Modern Art Exhibit
Warning: Images may cause disturbing effects.

Fortunately there doesn't seem to be video of the winner of the smallest 'package' contest...

 

[Tunescribe]

Der Jete Fan Agonie: A Modern Art Exhibit
Warning: Images may cause disturbing effects.

A few random picks from the archives. Will add more later:

 

[Mike the Brit]

Wonderful! And you haven't even linked my favourite:

 

[Bill Lee]

One of my favorite Jete photos:



So naive and innocent at one level, so absolutely filthy at another.

 

[NCPATSFAN1971]

Thanks to all of you for posting these hilarious Jet images. Kinda puts things in perspective after the Pat's off year in 2020.

I think most Jet's fans would probably be happy with an off year of 7 and 9. LOL

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchez looked like a bad actor trying to play a quarterback.

What's hilarious about that play is the Jete offensive line is turned around blocking air while three defenders have a free run at Sanchez, who is airborne falling backward but launches the ball anyway. He probably felt vindicated that at least the defensive back had to make a sliding interception and didn't catch the ball in stride.

 

[Tunescribe]

Don't know how we missed these for so many years:

 

[Tony2046]

Don't know how we missed these for so many years:

Hahaha. That's hilarious.

 

[Tunescribe]

Uh-oh, things not shaping up well at OL for the Jersey Jete and their big brothers in New York:

Lackluster Giants, Jets offensive lines are bad news for Daniel Jones, Zach Wilson

The New York Giants' and New York Jets' offensive lines have struggled in recent seasons, and that doesn't bode well for quarterbacks Daniel Jones and Zach Wilson.

www.nj.com

 

[JetFan79]

Uh-oh, things not shaping up well at OL for the Jersey Jete and their big brothers in New York:

Lackluster Giants, Jets offensive lines are bad news for Daniel Jones, Zach Wilson

The New York Giants' and New York Jets' offensive lines have struggled in recent seasons, and that doesn't bode well for quarterbacks Daniel Jones and Zach Wilson.

www.nj.com

Must be old. Doesn't talk about signing Moses at RT. Which is exactly what they say the Jets main weakness is.

 

[Joker]

Oh...HOLY MOSES!!!...well...that certainly changes things eh? whaddya think....14-3...deep run in the playoffs?

 

[BTTA]

Must be old. Doesn't talk about signing Moses at RT. Which is exactly what they say the Jets main weakness is.

And remains so.

 

[BTTA]

That speech was so over-the-top stupid and profane at the same time, I'm almost surprised the room didn't burst into laughter. I keep saying it but Jete history is brimming with material for a hit R-rated sitcom.

I still can't believe we lost to this guy, ever. What a clown. And to have that recorded and distributed, as if it is a good speech? What a clown of an organization. This is way beyond incompetence.

 

[JetFan79]

And remains so.

Now it's likely RG. There'll be a lot of competition there, but no potential RG on the roster has proven to be above average.

 

[Tunescribe]

Must be old. Doesn't talk about signing Moses at RT. Which is exactly what they say the Jets main weakness is.

How can RT be any weaker than LT, where your stupid oaf Messy Bacon hasn't exactly set the world on fire. Don't look now but he's nursing a foot injury that kept him out of OTAs. Coach Bim Saleh Bim had this to say: "As you guys know, he is a very large human being so we’ve asked him to stay off his feet. We keep him inside during practice, but he’s been doing meetings, doing workouts, all that stuff." Yeah, that'll help the team -- keeping your starting LT indoors and off his feet. But at least he's in meetings with his tutor.

Overall the pathetic Jete offensive line was ranked 29th last season but has IMPROVED to 28th going into 2021, according to PFF. Great news for rookie QB Punky McMilfson.