Give Cam More Nickname Ideas

[PatsFanInVa]

Cam sucks at nicknames. Let's help him. Warning: About half of mine are even worse than whatever their actual nicknames are. Some names just aren't funny. Just wait until he spills sugar on his foot and call him "sugarfoot" for 12 years. Worked in our school system back home.

Okay, Offense First, note where you got something better.... shouldn't take long

WR
N'Keal-down Harry
"Anna" Kendrick Bourne (alt., if he's good) Kendrick "Jason" Bourne (alt. if contract issues) The Bourne Ultimatum
"Second Isaiah" Zuber (alt.) Zuberman
Devin Nunes' Smith
"Special" Matthew Slater

LT
"First Isaiah" Wynn (alt.) Isaiah "Fulla" Wynn (Alt.) Isaiah "For the" Wynn
Terrence Trent Brown
Yodny Cajones (alt. if overpaid) Yodny Cajusted Gross Income

LG
Justin Chill (or something bland, unless on the bubble, then Justin Hereanothergameortwo (alt, if he turns into backup) Justin Case (If always a starter, never a standout) Justin Nuff
"First Isaiah" Wynn
R.J. Prince and the Revolution (Alt.) The Purple One (Alt) Prince Amok Menorah

C
David "Taint" Andrews
Ted "Tender Loving" Karras (alt.) TLK
Marcus "Ohreallyus" Martin

RG
"Short" Shaq Mason (alt.) Free Mason
"Justin Case" Herron

RT
Mike OneWenUNeedHimToBe
Korey "Ritchie" Cunningham
Yodny Cajustinhisjunkagain

TE
Hunter "Beau Was Better" Henry
Jonnu "Ynitis" Smith
Matt "Izod" LaCosse
Dalton "Peachy" Keene
Devin Asi Asi (alt.) Devin Nunes' Asiasi
Troy "T-Roy" Fumagalli (seriously that looks like his name means smoking frenchmen, and that's just a 90s band name)
Jakob "Sladder" Johnson

WR
"Jack and ginger" Meyers (alt) Jack Kobe Beef Goes With My Mac And Cheese Myers
Nelson Ah'llGoLong (alt.) "Full Nelson" Agholar
Gunner "Gunner" Olszewski
"Onward" Kristian Wilkerson
Quincy "Attaboy" Adeboyejo (alt.) John Quincy Adeboyejo
"Marvelous Marvin" Hall (alt.) Starvin Marvin Hall
"Devin Nunes'" Ross
Bobby Three Nix

QB
"Underfoot" Cam, which is like "Overhead Cam" except the other direction (alt.) CNMSW (murdered some worms)
"He Went to Jarrett" Stidham
Brian "Hoyer the Destroyer" (alt.) Hoyer Saxa
Mac "and Cheese" Jones (alt.) Mac 10 (Alt.) MacJones of Clan MacJones

RB
Damien "The Omen" Harris
Sony "Playstation" Michel
James "Sweet Feet" White
Rhamondre "Dr. Dre" Stevenson
J.J. "Dynomite" Taylor
"Special Brandon" Bolden (alt.) "On Brand" Brandon Bolden (Alt.) "The Bolden the Beautiful"

 

[Zuma]

"David "Taint" Andrews" LMAO

Yodny Cajustinhisjunkagain

 

[n6249c]

Gunner "Gunner" Olszewski

best of the lot…

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Cams new nickname is simply, ... "crap". How's that?

 

[hornetfb85]

Cam Nicknames:
Spike
Short Hop
One Hopper
Shank
Dorito Dink
Bon Jovi (Living on a Prayer)
Whereintheflying****isrhatballgoing

 

[borg]

Cam Nicknames:
Spike
Short Hop
One Hopper
Shank
Dorito Dink
Bon Jovi (Living on a Prayer)
Whereintheflying****isrhatballgoing

Glam
Our Big Lesbo QB (borrowed from a PatsFans contributor)
Jackie O

 

[Sicilian]

This isn't meant to disparage your thread which is all in good fun, just a general observation: There is nothing that makes me cringe more than when someone actively forces a nickname that didn't come up organically. It just never sounds cool, and the person who gets the nickname never likes it.

 

[PP2]

Turfman

 

[Triumph]

JWP - James White Privilege

 

[ctpatsfan77]

He might want to spend a bit more time working on his mechanics, unless he wants to see a Big Mac Attack..

 

[Spiral]

Cam: Worm-Killer

 

[sb1]

Cam Nicknames:
Spike
Short Hop
One Hopper
Shank
Dorito Dink
Bon Jovi (Living on a Prayer)
Whereintheflying****isrhatballgoing

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FØRMĒR₽ÅTRÏØT

Both work for me. Let the Mac era begin!

 

[Lavictoire]

Camerror....get it , camera...his vanity plus he sucks.

 

[sean10mm]

Cam •pléàséRÊT1RÊ• Newton

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This isn't meant to disparage your thread which is all in good fun, just a general observation: There is nothing that makes me cringe more than when someone actively forces a nickname that didn't come up organically. It just never sounds cool, and the person who gets the nickname never likes it.

Yeah I guess. I dunno. I keep hearing about how everybody loves their Cam nicknames. I mean, I am sure Mac Jones (who after all, has to pay his rookie dues) just loves now being Mac and Cheese. Idunno. Like you said, it's all in good fun, and in the unlikely event that Cam ISN'T reading this and taking notes, hey, we all killed a little more off season.

Cam: Worm-Killer

CNMSW

Camerror....get it , camera...his vanity plus he sucks.

I guess... I'd actually immediately make it Camerrorgate, and it would turn into a BB-bashing nickname

 

[Uptown]