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Cam sucks at nicknames. Let's help him. Warning: About half of mine are even worse than whatever their actual nicknames are. Some names just aren't funny. Just wait until he spills sugar on his foot and call him "sugarfoot" for 12 years. Worked in our school system back home.
Okay, Offense First, note where you got something better.... shouldn't take long
WR
N'Keal-down Harry
"Anna" Kendrick Bourne (alt., if he's good) Kendrick "Jason" Bourne (alt. if contract issues) The Bourne Ultimatum
"Second Isaiah" Zuber (alt.) Zuberman
Devin Nunes' Smith
"Special" Matthew Slater
LT
"First Isaiah" Wynn (alt.) Isaiah "Fulla" Wynn (Alt.) Isaiah "For the" Wynn
Terrence Trent Brown
Yodny Cajones (alt. if overpaid) Yodny Cajusted Gross Income
LG
Justin Chill (or something bland, unless on the bubble, then Justin Hereanothergameortwo (alt, if he turns into backup) Justin Case (If always a starter, never a standout) Justin Nuff
"First Isaiah" Wynn
R.J. Prince and the Revolution (Alt.) The Purple One (Alt) Prince Amok Menorah
C
David "Taint" Andrews
Ted "Tender Loving" Karras (alt.) TLK
Marcus "Ohreallyus" Martin
RG
"Short" Shaq Mason (alt.) Free Mason
"Justin Case" Herron
RT
Mike OneWenUNeedHimToBe
Korey "Ritchie" Cunningham
Yodny Cajustinhisjunkagain
TE
Hunter "Beau Was Better" Henry
Jonnu "Ynitis" Smith
Matt "Izod" LaCosse
Dalton "Peachy" Keene
Devin Asi Asi (alt.) Devin Nunes' Asiasi
Troy "T-Roy" Fumagalli (seriously that looks like his name means smoking frenchmen, and that's just a 90s band name)
Jakob "Sladder" Johnson
WR
"Jack and ginger" Meyers (alt) Jack Kobe Beef Goes With My Mac And Cheese Myers
Nelson Ah'llGoLong (alt.) "Full Nelson" Agholar
Gunner "Gunner" Olszewski
"Onward" Kristian Wilkerson
Quincy "Attaboy" Adeboyejo (alt.) John Quincy Adeboyejo
"Marvelous Marvin" Hall (alt.) Starvin Marvin Hall
"Devin Nunes'" Ross
Bobby Three Nix
QB
"Underfoot" Cam, which is like "Overhead Cam" except the other direction (alt.) CNMSW (murdered some worms)
"He Went to Jarrett" Stidham
Brian "Hoyer the Destroyer" (alt.) Hoyer Saxa
Mac "and Cheese" Jones (alt.) Mac 10 (Alt.) MacJones of Clan MacJones
RB
Damien "The Omen" Harris
Sony "Playstation" Michel
James "Sweet Feet" White
Rhamondre "Dr. Dre" Stevenson
J.J. "Dynomite" Taylor
"Special Brandon" Bolden (alt.) "On Brand" Brandon Bolden (Alt.) "The Bolden the Beautiful"
Okay, Offense First, note where you got something better.... shouldn't take long
WR
N'Keal-down Harry
"Anna" Kendrick Bourne (alt., if he's good) Kendrick "Jason" Bourne (alt. if contract issues) The Bourne Ultimatum
"Second Isaiah" Zuber (alt.) Zuberman
Devin Nunes' Smith
"Special" Matthew Slater
LT
"First Isaiah" Wynn (alt.) Isaiah "Fulla" Wynn (Alt.) Isaiah "For the" Wynn
Terrence Trent Brown
Yodny Cajones (alt. if overpaid) Yodny Cajusted Gross Income
LG
Justin Chill (or something bland, unless on the bubble, then Justin Hereanothergameortwo (alt, if he turns into backup) Justin Case (If always a starter, never a standout) Justin Nuff
"First Isaiah" Wynn
R.J. Prince and the Revolution (Alt.) The Purple One (Alt) Prince Amok Menorah
C
David "Taint" Andrews
Ted "Tender Loving" Karras (alt.) TLK
Marcus "Ohreallyus" Martin
RG
"Short" Shaq Mason (alt.) Free Mason
"Justin Case" Herron
RT
Mike OneWenUNeedHimToBe
Korey "Ritchie" Cunningham
Yodny Cajustinhisjunkagain
TE
Hunter "Beau Was Better" Henry
Jonnu "Ynitis" Smith
Matt "Izod" LaCosse
Dalton "Peachy" Keene
Devin Asi Asi (alt.) Devin Nunes' Asiasi
Troy "T-Roy" Fumagalli (seriously that looks like his name means smoking frenchmen, and that's just a 90s band name)
Jakob "Sladder" Johnson
WR
"Jack and ginger" Meyers (alt) Jack Kobe Beef Goes With My Mac And Cheese Myers
Nelson Ah'llGoLong (alt.) "Full Nelson" Agholar
Gunner "Gunner" Olszewski
"Onward" Kristian Wilkerson
Quincy "Attaboy" Adeboyejo (alt.) John Quincy Adeboyejo
"Marvelous Marvin" Hall (alt.) Starvin Marvin Hall
"Devin Nunes'" Ross
Bobby Three Nix
QB
"Underfoot" Cam, which is like "Overhead Cam" except the other direction (alt.) CNMSW (murdered some worms)
"He Went to Jarrett" Stidham
Brian "Hoyer the Destroyer" (alt.) Hoyer Saxa
Mac "and Cheese" Jones (alt.) Mac 10 (Alt.) MacJones of Clan MacJones
RB
Damien "The Omen" Harris
Sony "Playstation" Michel
James "Sweet Feet" White
Rhamondre "Dr. Dre" Stevenson
J.J. "Dynomite" Taylor
"Special Brandon" Bolden (alt.) "On Brand" Brandon Bolden (Alt.) "The Bolden the Beautiful"