Pats fans in 2017: "Eli Manning got benched for Geno Smith? Hahahahahahaha!"
Hall of Fame selection committee in 2023: "Eli Manning got benched for Geno Smith? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Regards,
Chris
Well, let's just say that Elisha does make the HOF....can you imagine how long the acceptance speech.....
"Thank you, Canton Ohio...uh, Canton's in Ohio, right Dad? First, I want to recognize my two most important supporters of my career, Dunkin Donuts and Toyota. They showed loyalty as if they were in the huddle with me and the guys. Also, my family, er, my wife, um, Blondie Bling and my kids, Hokum, Tokum, and the little girl, Elisha. My mom and dad, um, were always my biggest athletic supporters outside the large companies I mentioned before, Dunkin Donuts and Toyota. There's Cooper, yeah, there was an extra ticket. What a, what a brother to me. He was even funny once. I can't forget Peyton. Glad you both could be here. When I started playing football in the front yard of our home in New Orleans LA, er, Dad, that's in Louisiana, right? I never expected to throw 25 interceptions in a season in the NFL....but I made it happen with the help of one of the greatest organizations in NFL History, the Mannings. We knocked each other out time and time again, so that's why I started turning to what we used to call back in the day, weed. It nurtured, my um, abilities to throw off my back foot falling away and ad lib the ****, oh, sorry, the heck out of many plays that otherwise would have met my certain death. As Tom Coughlin used to say, "Nothing like pulling magic outta yer ass, Elisha." He was funny once too, eh Cooper. I'd like to remember Ernie Acorsi now but, er, all I can picture was a fat guy with great hair and Mr. Magoo glasses. What, no, it was a hair piece, what, no, seriously? I never would have guessed. Oh, he and Dad met weeks before the Draft and eventually worked out a trade with San Diego to have me come to New York, well, really New Jersey and play in the town of Meadowlands. Who can forget, Mr. Mara? He's no longer with us today....but his stretch in Attica will be done soon and ah, he will have less free time. I'm sure Mrs. Mara will welcome him back despite the scars. In my first season it was a serious learning experience, fast forward to 5 games left in my Rookie season and the opportunity to start was bestowed upon me. From there I set out on a course, um, that led to two major corporations endorsing me in large advertising campaigns, Dunkin Donuts and Toyota. I, er, the Giants and me also won 2 Super Bowls along the way, many thanks to the guys who made some plays out there and we never looked back as they say, and then I had a streak of uninterrupted starts due to some med help from Peyton's wife, Dr. Mrs. Peyton Manning. Stuff was amazing...it was like I was a little boy again....playing on our front yard in Nawlins....Louisiana right Dad?