MNF: DEN vs CIN Game Thread & Manning Honorific Broadcast

[PatsWickedPissah]

Post your snarky game & broadcast comments here.
I have misplaced my man card & may join the game late as I am watching a Hallmark sappy Christmas movie with my wife.

 

[Archeryaddict12]

The ball washing will be off the charts tonight. Sincerely wish manning would choke tonight.

 

[obgod3]

Omg the Denver love fest is on at espn

I can't hardly watch it

And what's up with the frigin hallmark channel during the holidays...I've been holed up in the basement for a month since all the females in my house are crooning over that channel...belch puke...

 

[Rob0729]

I am calling the upset. The last time I actually called the upset of the Broncos, the Rams smoked them. I think the Bengals have the defense to shut down the Broncos' running game and force Manning to air it out. As weird as it sounds. And I think they will be able to run the ball enough to not make Dalton a liability.

 

[Froob]

Can't wait for Gruden to tell us how great Dalton is and how he's ready to take the next step forward leading Cincy to a Super Bowl.

 

[Froob]

I am calling the upset. The last time I actually called the upset of the Broncos, the Rams smoked them. I think the Bengals have the defense to shut down the Broncos' running game and force Manning to air it out. As weird as it sounds. And I think they will be able to run the ball enough to not make Dalton a liability.

I agree with some of this, I think Bengals will keep Broncos offense quiet but the Broncos d will come up with a couple of big turnovers and this one ends in a blowout 34-17. Dalton and Lewis could turn a lot of heads these next two weeks. They probably won't though...

 

[Rob0729]

BTW, I also predict Manning will throw a pick and Gruden will defend him so much that it will sound like he is praising him for throwing the pick.

 

[Deus Irae]

By the end of the night, Peyton Manning's balls will be the cleanest objects on the planet.

 

[Deus Irae]

"Nobody drops back to hand off the ball as well as Peyton can."

"Marshawn Lynch's touchdown run yesterday reminded me of Peyton Manning."

"That interception was thrown into triple coverage, but you've really got to credit Manning for having the courage to make that throw."

 

[Froob]

I wonder if there's any chance of Lewis getting canned if Bengals lose last two and miss the playoffs......nah who am I kidding. They really should do whatever it takes to get Harbaugh. That'd be fun to get the two of those pricks in the same division.

 

[Froob]

Gruden would have to be the absolute worst GM of all time if they ever let him. Hell I'd love to see it because BB could actually get a 1st and a 3rd for Ryan Mallett if Gruden was GM.

 

[obgod3]

I can't see Cincy having enough offense to win this, but maybe just maybe something weird happens

 

[Froob]

I like Chris Carter, he's one of the few guys who isn't a clown on this network (coach what's his name too). He really deserves better.

 

[Patjew]

Come on, Peyton, choke and give me a nice Hanukkah present! Or are you an anti-Semite? You can't have it both ways, long neck.

 

[Froob]

I can't see Cincy having enough offense to win this, but maybe just maybe something weird happens

Dalton gets a soul for Christmas? That's his biggest problem, he doesn't even feel bad losing these big games due to his gingivitis.

 

[Deus Irae]

Dalton gets a soul for Christmas? That's his biggest problem, he doesn't even feel bad losing these big games due to his gingivitis.

If the Bengals win, Dalton will turn into a real boy.

 

[Rob0729]

I agree with some of this, I think Bengals will keep Broncos offense quiet but the Broncos d will come up with a couple of big turnovers and this one ends in a blowout 34-17. Dalton and Lewis could turn a lot of heads these next two weeks. They probably won't though...

I think they have a better offense than KC and KC would have won against the Broncos if they had an average offense I think the Bengals have an average offense.

 

[chasa]

between peytons non stop worshiping and the fact that dalton can't play in primetime.

This game has all the makings of a 60 point blowout for the broncos resulting in everyone forgetting how forgettable manning has been lately and instantly making the broncos the favorite to win every superbowl til the end of time.

 

[Froob]

Oh boy here it comes....Peyton banged his thigh up and now he's a hero. Brady gets three broken ribs and doesn't even mention it. While Peyton is about to get a 30 for 30 for this one.

 

[Oswlek]

I like Chris Carter, he's one of the few guys who isn't a clown on this network (coach what's his name too). He really deserves better.

Chris Carter might be the stupidest person on the face of the planet. I'm only exaggerating slightly, virtually everything out of his mouth is demonstrably idiotic.