Please post your stupid April Fools' "news" in this thread only

[Fencer]

Thank you for your cooperation!

 

[Joker]

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Jets just won the SB!


April Fools!

 

[pherein]

Tebow is the next Dan Marino you watch

 

[Sciz]

https://twitter.com/FakePatsRumors/status/184157537766080513

Jared Allen, and Mike Wallace are in serious talks with the Pats.

 

[Joker]

tomorrow is Not April Fool's Day...in celebration of this new holiday I propose this...

It's April 2nd and the Jets STILL Suck...hah ha...Not April Fool's Day!!!

 

[randomk1]

Jets just won the SB!


April Fools!

I'm a gullible guy and i might have believed you if it had been some other team but the Jests? Too obvious my friend.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Rex Ryan joins Planet Fitness

 

[Frezo]

I got home at 1:30 this morning from some work. My mom was still awake. We talked for a few minutes and she asked me what month it is. (she has dementia. Her neurosurgeon classified the memory loss as immediate) I told her it was January. hehe She said:
"It is? What's it like out?"
"It's snowing. there's like 6" on the ground."
"Really? I didn't know that."
"Oh yeah, but we can still go visit dad tomorrow." (dad died 3 years ago)
"We can?? Ummm...where does he live?"
"Right down the street. He has Beatrice too." (that's her cat that died about 10 years ago)
"Oh My God! Beatrice? How did he get her?"
"You gave her to him. Don't you remember?"
"No I don't. Oh well, this will be nice."
"What did you have for supper?"
"Ummm, I don't remember."
"I'll heat up some spaghetti for you."
"I'm really not hungry."
I heated up a big plate of spaghetti and gave it to her. She said:
"I can't eat all that!"
"Well if you don't, you can't see Dad and Beatrice tomorrow." (I do this crap to her all of the time. She just forgets in a few minutes anyway)
A tear rolled down her cheek and I couldn't take it anymore so I blurted out, "April Fools!!"
She said, (between sobs), "I thought it was January?"
























Oh, btw...APRIL FOOLS!!! (did I get ya?)

 

[supafly]

I got home at 1:30 this morning from some work. My mom was still awake. We talked for a few minutes and she asked me what month it is. (she has dementia. Her neurosurgeon classified the memory loss as immediate) I told her it was January. hehe She said:
"It is? What's it like out?"
"It's snowing. there's like 6" on the ground."
"Really? I didn't know that."
"Oh yeah, but we can still go visit dad tomorrow." (dad died 3 years ago)
"We can?? Ummm...where does he live?"
"Right down the street. He has Beatrice too." (that's her cat that died about 10 years ago)
"Oh My God! Beatrice? How did he get her?"
"You gave her to him. Don't you remember?"
"No I don't. Oh well, this will be nice."
"What did you have for supper?"
"Ummm, I don't remember."
"I'll heat up some spaghetti for you."
"I'm really not hungry."
I heated up a big plate of spaghetti and gave it to her. She said:
"I can't eat all that!"
"Well if you don't, you can't see Dad and Beatrice tomorrow." (I do this crap to her all of the time. She just forgets in a few minutes anyway)
A tear rolled down her cheek and I couldn't take it anymore so I blurted out, "April Fools!!"
She said, (between sobs), "I thought it was January?"
























Oh, btw...APRIL FOOLS!!! (did I get ya?)

You did get me...

I was just about to post how horrible this was

 

[andrewgarrr]

A scrawny sixth round draft pick is going to lead the Patriots to three Super Bowl titles in five appearances in eleven seasons while winning two MVP awards.

 

[Fencer]

Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

April Fool!!

 

[F0nSY]

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

He is the 1

 

[patsinthesnow]

@Adarn Schefter: Patriots trade Wes Welker, 27th pick, and the 48th pick for Demarcus Ware.

Filed to ESPN.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

I'll say it now: There's no way Tom Brady makes this team.

 

[BaltimorePatsFan]

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Yes but just barely IMHO.

1. Eli Manning
2. Carson Palmer
3. Matt Moore
4. Joe Flacco
5. Mark Sanchez
6. Tom Brady

 

[BaltimorePatsFan]

Rex Ryan loses 245 pounds thanks to the wildly popular Kris Jenkins diet.

 

[RayClay]

Stacey James has announced an agreement in principle between Robert Kraft and the Patriots, and the commissioner of the NFL Roger Goodell to play the entire 2012 NFL season as a scripted reality show.

The Patriots brain trust has apparently decided this is the only way to get their talented receiver, formerly known as Chad Ochocinco, to concentrate on something football related full time.

The former Bengal, currently known as Chad Mcvoutie O'Rooti Oingo Boingo Brass Doorknob III, will star as a troubled former star on the skids until his inner fire is aroused by the sometimes contentious rivalry with the new, and newly named, Brandon Circus Catch In Your Face LLoyd Boyd Don't Get Me Annoyed.

Amazingly the apparently clueless commissioner bought this idea, which requires the season to be scripted to the extent that the Patriots must win the Super Bowl to complete the story. It seems Kraft told him all people remember from these shows is the catch phrases, and loveable loser Rexy gets to have all the best lines, which he delivers while throwing his hat on the ground and making comical faces.

So, onto the 2013 draft as the Patriots have already won their fourth Super Bowl. The only things to be decided are whether Chad or Brandon gets their 100th reception first, but there are plenty of hijinks on the way, as we cut to Tom Brady shaking his head and uttering his catchphrase "Oh, you guys.":nono:

 

[nabwong]

Re: Is Tom Brady still a top 6 QB?

Yes but just barely IMHO.

1. Eli Manning
2. Carson Palmer
3. Matt Moore
4. Joe Flacco
5. Mark Sanchez
6. Tom Brady

What? Tom Brady is better than Tim Tebow?

 

[Tunescribe]

A sudden, mysterious outbreak of rational thought and intelligent football discourse has overtaken postings on the JetsInsider and Gang Green Internet forums ...

Sorry. That's too outrageous even for April 1.