Unofficial 1st 2019 regular season game thread: Slackers vs. Gummy Bears

[Tony2046]

Tony Dungy calls his blue pills Aaron

 

[PatsWSB47]

Anyone else take Rodgers in fantasy and are regretting it, like I am?

I regret the day they invented fantacy

 

[XLIX]

I regret the day they invented fantacy

Not as much as the guys who invented it regret not trademarking it.

 

[TheRainMaker]

I was going for the Squealers all the way in the playoffs so we could get a home game. I'm not too fussed with what happened in the last two games. Injuries really ****ed that up. I take solace in Guge being canned.

Then why not just rest your vets after a few series? Do you not remember them running the ball on 3rd downs in the first half’s of both games?

 

[reflexblue]

Does this game stink as bad as it seems to every time i tune in, or is it just bad timing?

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

That Bears offense is a thing of beauty

 

[Wheelman]

Then why not just rest your vets after a few series? Do you not remember them running the ball on 3rd downs in the first half’s of both games?

They tried to win the rats game. That's what I remember.

 

[TheRainMaker]

Does this game stink as bad as it seems to every time i tune in, or is it just bad timing?

Opening game should’ve been Pats and Cowboys. This is garbage.

 

[Wheelman]

Does this game stink as bad as it seems to every time i tune in, or is it just bad timing?

This game always sucks. I loathe it more than an NFC East primetime matchup.

 

[Saint Pat]

Michelle Tofoya looking classy AF

 

[TheRainMaker]

They tried to win the rats game. That's what I remember.

Only because it was close in the 2nd half. They were running the ball deliberately on 3rd downs no matter if it was 3rd and long or short in the first half. It was bizarre.

 

[jah]

This game always sucks. I loathe it more than an NFC East primetime matchup.

NFCN is the second most boring division compared to the NFCE. Naturally, 3/4 of primetime games include at least one team from those divisions.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Bears should have gone all in for Garoppolo. He would've been the king of Chicago.

 

[Froob]

Opening game should’ve been Pats and Cowboys. This is garbage.

That or Browns Patriots would have been electric.

 

[JayNM]

Was that how every other fan base felt like on the last super bowl?

Cause this game is boooooooooooooooring

what a great way to start the season

 

[TheRainMaker]

That or Browns Patriots would have been electric.

No casual fan or hardcore fan cares about this 100 year nonsense.

And yes, Browns would’ve been a huge draw given the hype. NFL missed an opportunity staring in their face.

 

[203Pat]

That was outside the pocket?

 

[TheRainMaker]

The Bears should have gone all in for Garoppolo. He would've been the king of Chicago.

He certainly would but his arm strength is looking fairly weak. Wouldn’t bode well in the “Windy City”.

 

[Froob]

Is it just me or has 69 false started like 3 times today?

 

[Froob]

Is Mitchell Tribusky also the Packers coach?