The Jets suck (merged)

[Patspsycho]

More than any of Ryan's brash proclamations, what rankles Belichick is his second-half success against the Patriots. Under Belichick no team has been better at making halftime or in-game adjustments than the Patriots, but in the three meetings with Ramblin' Rex and the Jets, the Patriots have scored a total of seven points after halftime and been shut out twice, including the teams' first meeting this season.

Here is what the Patriots have done offensively against Ryan and the Jets in the second half of the teams' three meetings:

Sept. 2009 -- 0 second-half points, 102 yards of offense in the second half.
Nov. 2009 -- 7 second half points, 138 yards of offense in the second half. (The touchdown was set up by a Mark Sanchez interception that gave the Patriots the ball at the Jets' 25).
Sept. 2010 -- 0 second-half points, 80 yards of offense in the second half.

Belichick was asked about this earlier this week, and he started fidgeting behind the dais and tersely deflected away the question. Ryan's comments don't get under his skin, but the perception that the Jets are better adjusted than the Patriots does.

The Patriots' fearless leader has lost as many times to Ryan (twice) as he did to former protege Eric Mangini in seven games against the Jets, and for one of those Mangini defeats, he had Matt Cassel at quarterback and not Tom Brady.

Ryan, Belichick prove 'opposites' attractive - Christopher Gasper's Blog - Boston sports news - Boston.com

What makes you think it has anything to do with coaching? Those three games you mentioned have happened in the last two years; the same two years in which Brady battled back with an ACL injury. Only this year, he is finally 100%, and the road monkey on his back is gone now.

 

[Nikolai]

More than any of Ryan's brash proclamations [blah blah blah]

The Patriots' fearless leader has lost as many times to Ryan (twice) as he did to former protege Eric Mangini in seven games against the Jets, and for one of those Mangini defeats, he had Matt Cassel at quarterback and not Tom Brady.

Ryan, Belichick prove 'opposites' attractive - Christopher Gasper's Blog - Boston sports news - Boston.com

Yep, and the Colts owned the Pats too, and the Chargers, and so on...

Back to the point of the thread; how many Super Bowls have the Jets won since the Vietnam War, FM radio came standard in cars, Woodstock (the first one), or the Moon landing?

Countries defunct since the Jets last won a Super Bowl:

Soviet Union
South Vietnam
Rhodesia
Zaire
East Germany
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
North Yemen
South Yemen
Tatarstan
French Afars and Issas*
British Honduras*
Dutch Guiana*
Portuguese East Africa*
Portuguese West Africa*

* There was still goddamned colonialism going on!

Car companies now defunct since the Jest last won a Super Bowl:

AMC
DeLorean
Eagle
Geo
Rambler

Yeah, it's been a while. The Jets suck...

******** colonialism was still going on!

 

[pherein]

More than any of Ryan's brash proclamations, what rankles Belichick is his second-half success against the Patriots. Under Belichick no team has been better at making halftime or in-game adjustments than the Patriots, but in the three meetings with Ramblin' Rex and the Jets, the Patriots have scored a total of seven points after halftime and been shut out twice, including the teams' first meeting this season.

The Patriots' fearless leader has lost as many times to Ryan (twice) as he did to former protege Eric Mangini in seven games against the Jets, and for one of those Mangini defeats, he had Matt Cassel at quarterback and not Tom Brady.

Ryan, Belichick prove 'opposites' attractive - Christopher Gasper's Blog - Boston sports news - Boston.com

So , your equating all of BB accomplishments as a HOF coach, and winning 3 SuperBowls, to 4 stupid division games? Thats what your trying to do.

.. and thats your point

Rex could win every division game for the entire time BB and he are coaches, and it wouldn't mean squat. Nothing.

Unless Rex can beat BB in 3-4 post season games and Rex has 4 rings on is fingers, there is no comparison worth talking about. The lack of imagination or respect is going to come back to you two fold.
Why would anyone respect a Jets win in the SuperBowl if you do no understand, relate, and respect teams and coaches that have already done it?

No one will. Now imagine the impossibility of Rex winning 3 Super bowls, pretty far fetched.

Payton has won one SuperBowl, but we would never compare him to the likes of Belichick.
Brees has won one SuperBowl, but we would never compare him to Brady.

Rex has won nothing, and you are saying he is better or Belicheck's equal?

My question to you is , when exactly did the Jets fans decide to be complete fools?

 

[ATippett56]

More than any of Ryan's brash proclamations, what rankles Belichick is his second-half success against the Patriots. Under Belichick no team has been better at making halftime or in-game adjustments than the Patriots, but in the three meetings with Ramblin' Rex and the Jets, the Patriots have scored a total of seven points after halftime and been shut out twice, including the teams' first meeting this season.

Here is what the Patriots have done offensively against Ryan and the Jets in the second half of the teams' three meetings:

Sept. 2009 -- 0 second-half points, 102 yards of offense in the second half.
Nov. 2009 -- 7 second half points, 138 yards of offense in the second half. (The touchdown was set up by a Mark Sanchez interception that gave the Patriots the ball at the Jets' 25).
Sept. 2010 -- 0 second-half points, 80 yards of offense in the second half.

Belichick was asked about this earlier this week, and he started fidgeting behind the dais and tersely deflected away the question. Ryan's comments don't get under his skin, but the perception that the Jets are better adjusted than the Patriots does.

The Patriots' fearless leader has lost as many times to Ryan (twice) as he did to former protege Eric Mangini in seven games against the Jets, and for one of those Mangini defeats, he had Matt Cassel at quarterback and not Tom Brady.

Ryan, Belichick prove 'opposites' attractive - Christopher Gasper's Blog - Boston sports news - Boston.com

Since 2001, the New England Patriots during the reign of Bill Belichick:

3 Super Bowl victories
4 Super Bowl appearances
5 AFC Championship Game appearances

 

[Tunescribe]

Yep, and the Colts owned the Pats too, and the Chargers, and so on...

Back to the point of the thread; how many Super Bowls have the Jets won since the Vietnam War, FM radio came standard in cars, Woodstock (the first one), or the Moon landing?

Countries defunct since the Jets last won a Super Bowl:

Soviet Union
South Vietnam
Rhodesia
Zaire
East Germany
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
North Yemen
South Yemen
Tatarstan
French Afars and Issas*
British Honduras*
Dutch Guiana*
Portuguese East Africa*
Portuguese West Africa*

* There was still goddamned colonialism going on!

Car companies now defunct since the Jest last won a Super Bowl:

AMC
DeLorean
Eagle
Geo
Rambler

Yeah, it's been a while. The Jets suck...

******** colonialism was still going on!

Another astounding factoid: Jabba Wrecks (Rex Ryan) was 6 YEARS OLD when the Green Beans last won a championship. Roger Goodell was 9. It would be about a decade before the oldest players on the team's roster were even born.

 

[cincipatsfan]

Checking back in to reiterate that, in fact, yes they do

Oh and don't forget Yugo.

 

[Nikolai]

Another astounding factoid: Jabba Wrecks (Rex Ryan) was 6 YEARS OLD when the Green Beans last won a championship. Roger Goodell was 9. It would be about a decade before the oldest players on the team's roster were even born.

The last time the Jest won the Super Bowl, Chuck Norris was still young and losing martial arts tournaments. Think about that...

Bruce Lee had yet to debut in a film.

 

[Nikolai]

Checking back in to reiterate that, in fact, yes they do

Oh and don't forget Yugo.

Oh man :ugh:

How could I forget? A lot of East bloc carmakers went down during the 70s and 80s.

 

[Haley]

It was the same year Brett Favre was born.

 

[WinstonSmith]

The Jet’s had a recent golf outing at Myrtle Beach. Several of the Offensive Linemen were having a few beers at the 19th hole (not to be confused with one of the mothers of Cromartie’s children) and in walks Sanchez who looked like he just saw a ghost. Sanchez explained that on the 17th hole he shanked his drive into the woods but he would have a clear shot to the green if he could just clear a couple of dogwood saplings that were directly in front of his ball. Not giving it much thought he wacked away at the first sapling with his pitching wedge. Just as he was about to assault the second sapling Mother Nature appeared before him and proclaimed that if he harmed another dogwood that she would take his beloved family dog from him. Sanchez not wanting to lose a $25 skin ignored her and sliced through the last sapling with his wedge and played through. On the 18th whole he got a call from his current “partner” whom told him that his dog Rex, a fat old redbone hound with an eating disorder, was hit by a car. Both the car and Rex were destroyed.

As Sanchez was finishing his tale of woe Damien Woody entered the 19th whole looking more shaken than Sanchez. He told a similar story involving a patch of buttercups on the 15th whole. Woody, not being particularly superstitious continued playing and in the process destroyed a few more buttercups. Woody was buttering up some dinner rolls as he was breathlessly recounting his run in with mother nature; he popped on into his mouth as he was speaking and instantaneously started to convulse and dropped dead.

Just then Antonio Cromartie walked in and said you won’t believe what just happened – on the 14th whole I sliced my 5 iron into a patch of p#ssy willows…

 

[Joker]

Breaking news:...even as the game approaches,reports of alien sightings have increased a 100 fold as space aliens from all over the galaxy have been drawn in, like moths to the flame, to witness the cosmic suckitude of the New York Jets.N.E. residents have been warned to be on the lookout for these refugees from another planet and report any sightings to the appropriate authorities.....below is the latest list of intergalactic morons...more on this late breaking news at 11...

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Got this off another board.....

The five things that will NEVER be said by a New Jersey Jests fan:

1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.”

2. “I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.”

3. “Checkmate”

4. “Hey look everyone, Coach Ryan only has one chin!”

5. “Wow, that Super Bowl title last year is such a great memory.”

 

[Kontradiction]

The Jet’s had a recent golf outing at Myrtle Beach. Several of the Offensive Linemen were having a few beers at the 19th hole (not to be confused with one of the mothers of Cromartie’s children) and in walks Sanchez who looked like he just saw a ghost. Sanchez explained that on the 17th hole he shanked his drive into the woods but he would have a clear shot to the green if he could just clear a couple of dogwood saplings that were directly in front of his ball. Not giving it much thought he wacked away at the first sapling with his pitching wedge. Just as he was about to assault the second sapling Mother Nature appeared before him and proclaimed that if he harmed another dogwood that she would take his beloved family dog from him. Sanchez not wanting to lose a $25 skin ignored her and sliced through the last sapling with his wedge and played through. On the 18th whole he got a call from his current “partner” whom told him that his dog Rex, a fat old redbone hound with an eating disorder, was hit by a car. Both the car and Rex were destroyed.

As Sanchez was finishing his tale of woe Damien Woody entered the 19th whole looking more shaken than Sanchez. He told a similar story involving a patch of buttercups on the 15th whole. Woody, not being particularly superstitious continued playing and in the process destroyed a few more buttercups. Woody was buttering up some dinner rolls as he was breathlessly recounting his run in with mother nature; he popped on into his mouth as he was speaking and instantaneously started to convulse and dropped dead.

Just then Antonio Cromartie walked in and said you won’t believe what just happened – on the 14th whole I sliced my 5 iron into a patch of p#ssy willows…

Absolute brilliance, my friend.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

J E T S SUCK SUCK SUCK

Keep this going strong!!

 

[fair catch fryar]

Breaking news:...even as the game approaches,reports of alien sightings have increased a 100 fold as space aliens from all over the galaxy have been drawn in, like moths to the flame, to witness the cosmic suckitude of the New York Jets.N.E. residents have been warned to be on the lookout for these refugees from another planet and report any sightings to the appropriate authorities.....below is the latest list of intergalactic morons...more on this late breaking news at 11...

Let's play a game. Which one of these is lionsfan?

 

[ausbacker]

Got this off another board.....

The five things that will NEVER be said by a New Jersey Jests fan:

1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.”

2. “I just couldn’t find a thing at Walmart today.”

3. “Checkmate”

4. “Hey look everyone, Coach Ryan only has one chin!”

5. “Wow, that Super Bowl title last year is such a great memory.”

That one had me in stitches.

 

[Rob0729]

You know what's funny about Jets fans, you go to their boards and they they biatch about how people are underrating them and not giving them enough credit since they are 9-2 and in the same breathe (or post) say they are going to crush the the Pats because the Pats aren't a good team and definitely not as good as their record. The irony is lost on them.

 

[WinstonSmith]

New York Jets' Fight song: Performed by the Ghost of Warren Zevon

Sanchez pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Father Rexy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since that bad ham

New York, New York
Play that dead man’s song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

Daddy's doing Sister Sterger
Grandma's dying of shame now
The linemen all have halitosis
We'll get through somehow

New York, New York
Play that dead man's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

I'm going down to the Slaughtered Lamb
See if I can drink enough
There ain't much to NY City Living
Death, piss, Blood and Crips

New York, New York
Play that dead man's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

 

[karguy85]

Classy Jets fans. Look what they are posting in their threads:

** NEW YORK JETS @ New England Patriots Gameday Thread** - Page 2 - Jets Insider.com Forums

How you can wish injuries on players and laugh about it is beyond me.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Classy Jets fans. Look what they are posting in their threads:

** NEW YORK JETS @ New England Patriots Gameday Thread** - Page 2 - Jets Insider.com Forums

How you can wish injuries on players and laugh about it is beyond me.

40 years of loosing will do that to someone.

Stay classy jest.