The Jets suck (merged)

[BelizePats]

I hate the dirty SOB's!

 

[Nikolai]

BREAKING NEWS: The Jets STILL suck!

And contrary to the popular belief of many pundits, Rexy does NOT have Brady's number.

Congrats on the 3000th post in this thread.

To the Jest?

Well...

 

[IcyPatriot]

You Wanna Dance with the Stars Sanchize.


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[Kontradiction]

The Jets' extreme suckage helped make MNF history last night.

 

[BTTA]

Bump. Way too long, even in a Bears week and after a big victory that produced more granular posts of the same vintage.

 

[Raymond]

How nice. This thread is even more appropriate now as we've all ( and 50 million others) seen direct evidence of the magnitude of their suckage.

Roll on thread.

 

[Tunescribe]

I saw some raw sewage the other day. Reminded me of the Green Beans fan base.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Why did Rex cross the road?

Because Belichick crossed it the day before.



How did the Jet cross the road?

It taxied.


Thank you and have a good night!

 

[Tunescribe]

How did the Jet cross the road?

It taxied.

Did it then crash and burn?

 

[Pats Fanatic]

I saw some raw sewage the other day. Reminded me of the Green Beans fan base.

Now you are giving a bad name to raw sewage.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Did you hear that Rex Ryan went an entire two hours without eating or spouting BS?


Yeah, me neither.

 

[terabthia2]

JETS =

Just
Enjoy
The
Suckitude!!*

(I'm sorry if that one has been done before as I am fairly new here and have not seen every 3,000 juicy morsels of this mega-thread so my apologies if someone has thought of this one before! )

(*as a Pats fan, of course!)

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

JETS =
(I'm sorry if that one has been done before as I am fairly new here and have not seen every 3,000 juicy morsels of this mega-thread so my apologies if someone has thought of this one before! )

It is really worth the time to read the entire thread.

Its got everything. Even a physics lesson on who the Jets can both suck and blow at the same time.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Did it then crash and burn?

No, it entered an oriental massage parlor in search of an elusive happy ending.

 

[Nikolai]

I was at a sporting goods store in Hartford yesterday. A couple in the checkout line in front of me asked if Jest jerseys were sold there. The cashier, standing in front of Giants, Patriots, and even Bills jerseys informed them that they don't carry Jest jerseys.

Even business owners realize the Jest suckitude. Also, this week is not the best week to self-identify as a Jest fan.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

The team sucks just as much as the fans. I finally got banned on JI.. I dont know how I'll get to sleep tonight. Just a bunch of homer, whiners anyway. They went from being on top of the world, high fiveing each other to total implosion. Fighting with each other, dissing their team and banning anyone who objects to their hypocritical statements. Good riddance A holes. This is what I deal with on a daily basis, living in Jersey. If they're are any Jest fans reading this, Go **** yourself and your pitiful loud mouthed egotistical coach and team. WOW, I feel really good:rocker:. "I'm wearing the hatred like a badge of honor" : J. Thorton. Edit: BTW, I did no instigating, inciting, bad language or name calling. Just offered facts to they're BS they were spewing.

 

[muslimman]

I agree (with most everything in here).

And so do my friends Devin and James
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[reflexblue]

The JESTS Suckatude Knows No Bounds.

 

[JustEndTheSeason]

Just End The Season

 

[Nikolai]

Someone raised the point earlier that the Jest could both suck and blow. However, I posit this. To break it down to its simplest explanation, a jet turbine sucks in air to create propulsion, and then blows it out. So, it is true that the Jets can both suck and blow, but it is important to note that the Jets cannot blow if they do not first suck. Therefore, no matter what else is mentioned about the Jets, specifically the manner in which they both suck and blow, the first established fact is that the Jets suck. Everything else goes from there.