Content Post The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[The Gr8est]

Read carefully, especially about the # of heart beats and taking the heart back. It's a hilarious spoof.

Yeah go ahead and laugh now....


we'll see how funny it is when you get woken up at 3:00 AM when your neighbor is doing unauthorized jumping jacks.

:snob:

 

[ForThoseAboutToRock]

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Why Mike T should be canned ...

Hmmm, why not wait for the Superbowl and then go tamper with one of the participant's head coach? That way you would be getting a proven winner. Be sure to pounce BEFORE they actually play the game; it's imperative that the Rats get their man, and the fortunes of any other team or fanbase pale in importance to getting the Rats back on track.

It would be a ratty thing to do, but it's not like they haven't done it before.

Worked out so well they got a HOF RB outta the deal too. :bricks:

 

[robbomango]

The funniest might be this guy predicting Holmes is faking and may have sneaked a cadaver leg into the MRI machine. Oh it's priceless!

MRI, shmem-RI - Jets Insider.com Forums

quite possibly Thread of the year:rocker:

My computer monitor just grew a unibrow and hunched its shoulders

Wonder if Chad Pennington had a cadaver arm?

 

[Rob0729]

Yikes!

Rex says Keller and Stephen Hill will not practice today, so #Jets could be without them again vs. #Texans

https://twitter.com/DWAZ73/status/253531007439998976

Sanchez vs. the Texans' defense with Schillens and Kerley as his starting WRs and Cumberland as his starting TE?!? Forget Woody Johnson doing it, I think Sanchez is going to Rex to tell him it is time for a QB change.

 

[Rob0729]

The funniest might be this guy predicting Holmes is faking and may have sneaked a cadaver leg into the MRI machine. Oh it's priceless!

MRI, shmem-RI - Jets Insider.com Forums

The guy is a troll who writes BS stuff to get Jets fan riled.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Indicative of the massive fail that is the Jets franchise, my brother's company which brought Wi-Fi to Gillette has been asked among other NFL stadia to consult to re-do the Jets Wi-Fi which apparently does not work!

 

[Koma]

Read carefully, especially about the # of heart beats and taking the heart back. It's a hilarious spoof.

You're right. I fell for it completely. Maybe I'll voluntarily exile myself to the PS forum for a while. :bricks:

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

You're right. I fell for it completely. Maybe I'll voluntarily exile myself to the PS forum for a while. :bricks:

I read it and thought of Repo Man! Too funny!

 

[The Gr8est]

Indicative of the massive fail that is the Jets franchise, my brother's company which brought Wi-Fi to Gillette has been asked among other NFL stadia to consult to re-do the Jets Wi-Fi which apparently does not work!

And I'm sure BB will get the blame.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

They could sign Burress, Ocho and Terrell Owens and have a has-been all-star cast. At least they'd lose games 34-13 instead of 34-0.

Oh and please, please sign Bret Farvrevrah out of retirement!

 

[Salva135]

The guy is a troll who writes BS stuff to get Jets fan riled.

lol, I just got un-banned from JI after 2 months and completely took the bait from this guy in that thread. So embarrassing.

 

[robbomango]

lol, I just got un-banned from JI after 2 months and completely took the bait from this guy in that thread. So embarrassing.

I know he's a troll and still find it amusing, probably more so. That was world class trolling.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I know he's a troll and still find it amusing, probably more so. That was world class trolling.

The OP Eternal Champion responds...
"I've been called an outside-the-box thinker, but I'm no troll. My ideas may be fresh, they may be off the beaten path, and I'm not afraid to take risks, but in that sense I'm no different from many other great minds like Steve Jobs, Richard Feynman, and Ozzy Osbourne."

Comedy gold. This guy is The Best!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

JI has a 12 page thread discussing options on how to default on PSLs.
Woody has a big storm comin'

 

[Salva135]

The funny part is, he posts so idiotically that you can't distinguish between him and the rest of the JI braintrust, but then he decided this was his moment to shine and just completely troll everybody.

 

[ExiledBostonPat]

So many Jets, so many problems. But there is a solution. A solution that would solve many of the NFL's problems in one go... it would give a team to a big city without one, yet it would let San Diego, Oakland, St. Louis, Minnesota and Jacksonville all keep theirs. It would also solve their problem of having to play the Pats twice a year. This solution I believe would make many people very happy.

Los Angeles Jets

As an added bonus, they could move all the players and furniture by Jet plane. And for Woody, it would get big headlines. Sanchez would be closer to home etc... and closer to Hollywood. Go for it Woody!

Who would replace them in the AFC East in the realignment?

 

[Big-T]

Who would replace them in the AFC East in the realignment?

Baltimore?

Having the Colts back would be better than having the Rats in the division too.

 

[Salva135]

So how stupid is this thread?

If Sanchez was traded the Pats, what would happen? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Sanchez is the very antithesis of everything the Pats look for in a quarterback.

 

[Deus Irae]

So how stupid is this thread?

If Sanchez was traded the Pats, what would happen? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Sanchez is the very antithesis of everything the Pats look for in a quarterback.

When Jets fans finally come to grips with the fact that Sanchez is a bottom tier NFL QB, they'll be better off.

 

[robbomango]

So how stupid is this thread?

If Sanchez was traded the Pats, what would happen? - TheGangGreen.com Message Board

Sanchez is the very antithesis of everything the Pats look for in a quarterback.

Would we be trading some old chewed up bubble gum for him? I'd rather keep the gum.