Report: Tom Brady may bulk up during the offseason

[RelocatedPatFan]

According to my primary care physician kale is not a good thing to eat. He says it's very dirty even if you clean it well.

Kale tastes like lettuce infused with butt sweat.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

If done properly, it is very possible to put on 5-10 lbs of muscle and maintain flexibility/pliability

Between now and September? At his age? Sheeeeeeit

 

[Kontradiction]

Kale tastes like lettuce infused with butt sweat.

It’s awful. I even tried blending it into protein shakes and I couldn’t even handle that. My girl couldn’t either. I quickly capitalized on that and offered a warm, daily protein shot directly from the source but all I got was a disgusted look.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Between now and September? At his age? Sheeeeeeit

At his age a pound of muscle a month would be an achievement. More than two would be curious

 

[patfanken]

5-10 lbs of muscle at his age is extremely difficult to attain unless he's on PED's.`Especially since he doesn't appear to be a genetic freak that puts on muscle just from looking at the weights.
Now just putting on ten pounds of fat is easy.

That's BS. I started lifting again a year ago and have easily added 5 - 7 lbs of muscle......at 72! What you said is just lazy thinking, VG. Something that is easy to say, based on sloppy data.

 

[patfanken]

It’s awful. I even tried blending it into protein shakes and I couldn’t even handle that. My girl couldn’t either. I quickly capitalized on that and offered a warm, daily protein shot directly from the source but all I got was a disgusted look.

I use Kale in my breakfast shake. Kale, carrots, broccoli, strawberries, blueberries, and chocolate whey powder mixed in pomegranate juice.

With all that sh!t in it, believe me, you can't taste the kale -

 

[PatsFan2]

He should bulk up like the current Terry Bradshaw on Hamburgers that is.

 

[PatsFan2]

Well, we did lose Gronk and Allen, someone has to block for Sony!

Love that text book missed block.

 

[PatsFan2]

Putting on more muscle might slow him down...oh wait...

This Bambi bashing gotta stop.

 

[Kontradiction]

I use Kale in my breakfast shake. Kale, carrots, broccoli, strawberries, blueberries, and chocolate whey powder mixed in pomegranate juice.

With all that sh!t in it, believe me, you can't taste the kale -

That sounds... absolutely disgusting. I can’t even imagine what your farts must smell like after ingesting those. But hey, if it works...

 

[Deus Irae]

To those of you complaining about the taste of kale, I have a suggestion that might help: massage and chop it before you clean it, not afterwards.

https://lifehacker.com/make-kale-less-bitter-by-massaging-and-cutting-it-befor-1789112015

 

[patfanken]

That sounds... absolutely disgusting. I can’t even imagine what your farts must smell like after ingesting those. But hey, if it works...

FYI, my farts smell like a baby's head...and always have.

BTW- sometimes I use baby spinach instead of the Kale when its on sale.

 

[rads2005]

I don't like it. It will affect his ability to add to his 1,003 rushing yards, and limit the effectiveness of the offense.

 

[PlainOldEd]

Well, we did lose Gronk and Allen, someone has to block for Sony!

I hate to say anything good about the Jets but that was actually nice of them not to blow him up.

 

[VegasGuy]

That's BS. I started lifting again a year ago and have easily added 5 - 7 lbs of muscle......at 72! What you said is just lazy thinking, VG. Something that is easy to say, based on sloppy data.

I'm guessing you are talking about muscle memory.
I assume you once had that muscle, possibly more.
Much easier to do if so.

 

[Joker]

WEIGHTGATE!

there goes another first round pick...

 

[Brick27]

To those of you complaining about the taste of kale, I have a suggestion that might help: massage and chop it before you clean it, not afterwards.

https://lifehacker.com/make-kale-less-bitter-by-massaging-and-cutting-it-befor-1789112015

Fitting that it requires going Alex Guerrero on kale’s ass just to soften it up to the point of not tasting like stale farts.

 

[Deus Irae]

Fitting that it requires going Alex Guerrero on kale’s ass just to soften it up to the point of not tasting like stale farts.

Most of my experience with eating kale is having it in chourico and kale soup, so I've never had any taste issue with it.

 

[supafly]

I use Kale in my breakfast shake. Kale, carrots, broccoli, strawberries, blueberries, and chocolate whey powder mixed in pomegranate juice.

With all that sh!t in it, believe me, you can't taste the kale -

That sounds... absolutely disgusting. I can’t even imagine what your farts must smell like after ingesting those. But hey, if it works...

FYI, my farts smell like a baby's head...and always have.

BTW- sometimes I use baby spinach instead of the Kale when its on sale.

Yeah, as someone who’s forced to take a bunch of vitamins and supplements, I’m curious as to how one's stomach adjusts to throwing everything in a protein shake? I have some type of fancy Ninja blender in the pantry but have never used it, and have no experience with drinking them. I’d love to lessen all of these horse pill vitamins and be able to get all of my daily fruits, veggies and even nuts (to lower cholesterol, etc) in one shake.

Besides being somewhat lazy about looking into it, my fear is that I won’t be able to digest it properly, and I’ll return here with some type of explosive public diarrhea story. Does Ken’s recipe sound alright for a beginner, or am I just overthinking this?

 

[Kontradiction]

Yeah, as someone who’s forced to take a bunch of vitamins and supplements, I’m curious as to how one's stomach adjusts to throwing everything in a protein shake? I have some type of fancy Ninja blender in the pantry but have never used it, and have no experience with drinking them. I’d love to lessen all of these horse pill vitamins and be able to get all of my daily fruits, veggies and even nuts (to lower cholesterol, etc) in one shake.

Besides being somewhat lazy about looking into it, my fear is that I won’t be able to digest it properly, and I’ll return here with some type of explosive public diarrhea story. Does Ken’s recipe sound alright for a beginner, or am I just overthinking this?

I don’t think it will give you diarrhea but you’re going to have some really poppy farts.