Perhaps The Funniest Tweet of All Time

[Deus Irae]

.... and there it is

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Taking shrooms at a big public event.

Rookie mistake.

 

[oldrover]

Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've looked into the future and you will not believe this ****."

I think that Howard has to take much of the blame for the loudmouth jerk craze that has taken over the media these days.

And one more voice from the 70s...

 

[tasmlab]

Archie bunker/willis/sanford, etc., > than the OP.

OP is still great.

 

[shmessy]

Archie bunker/willis/sanford, etc., > than the OP.

OP is still great.

C'mon......

The guy to Howard's right married the ex-wife of the lawyer who got the guy to Howard's left off from the most infamous murder case since Hitler, then divorced her and became a woman. The guy to Howard's left? Made the most watched highway drive in human history.

No sitcom writer could come up with a crazier script.


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[fnordcircle]

I don't get it, if I had a penis like OJ's I'd be too busy plowing to commit all the crimes he did.

 

[NYPatsFan]

C'mon......

The guy to Howard's right married the ex-wife of the lawyer who got the guy to Howard's left off from the most infamous murder case since Hitler, then divorced her and became a woman.

I didn’t even think about that angle until you mentioned it. We have Robert Kardashian to thank for freeing a killer and for killing television with “reality” shows featuring his offspring.

 

[n6249c]

I don't get it, if I had a penis like OJ's I'd be too busy plowing to commit all the crimes he did.

I dunno. If he's all that great what was Nicole doing?

 

[fnordcircle]

I dunno. If he's all that great what was Nicole doing?

I'm talking quantity not quality.

 

[borg]

I didn’t even think about that angle until you mentioned it. We have Robert Kardashian to thank for freeing a killer and for killing television with “reality” shows featuring his offspring.

David Schwimmer's portrayal of Robert Kardashian was.......wait for it.......LEGENDARY.

Place Your Bets: How Many Times Will David Schwimmer Call O.J. Simpson ‘Juice’ On ‘American Crime Story’?

 

[The Brandon Five]

I dunno. If he's all that great what was Nicole doing?

You mean when she was murdered? She was getting her purse back from a waiter who was returning it to her after she left it at a restaurant (allegedly).

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

How many posts until this thread completely goes to hell?

 

[PatsDeb]

Ahaha! I was away for a few days and this thread is too much! Boy I miss the 70's!!

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Ahaha! I was away for a few days and this thread is too much! Boy I miss the 70's!!

I'm sure the Raiders and Dolphins miss the 70's as well. Though I think the raiders won a SB in the early 80's too

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

I don't get it, if I had a penis like OJ's I'd be too busy plowing to commit all the crimes he did.

Allegedly there was another Hall of Fame running back who ( again allegedly) stepped in for OJ if you know what I mean........his nickname was ( allegedly) 'driftwood'.........

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

Getting back to OJ, at the time of the trial, there were unsubstantiated reports that somebody at the NSA or CIA went rogue and accessed the satellite photos of OJ's home on the night of the murder ( satellites passed over the US every 45 minutes IIRC) to see if he really was at home..... They were not allowed to spy on US citizens so it wasn't admissible and I can't find the link but I remember the story didn't get much play at the time...

 

[fnordcircle]

Allegedly there was another Hall of Fame running back who ( again allegedly) stepped in for OJ if you know what I mean........his nickname was ( allegedly) 'driftwood'.........

****s, man.

 

[Joker]

****s, man.

uh...I like to watch, man...

 

[fnordcircle]

uh...I like to watch, man...

Are you aware that keeping your eyes open while you're having sex with someone is an option?

 

[Joker]

uh...not if you've ever seen MY ex-wife