OT: Jimmy G on a date with a porn star...

[Joker]

of cyanide...

 

[Tony2046]

A few drinks of what? Turpentine?

I'd do that after a cup of coffee. So would you. Don't lie.

 

[TheRainMaker]

9 pages and counting for a guy not even on the team.

But nobody will come close to surpassing Malcom Butler.

 

[Ring 6]

I'd do that after a cup of coffee. So would you. Don't lie.

If I had Alzheimer’s sure.

 

[Tunescribe]

If I had Alzheimer’s sure.

How would you know that?

 

[Dingleberry]

Jimmy G-Spot!

Seriously, if she feels a thing when Jimmy gets busy, the man will really deserve our respect. Jimmy is a human tripod.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

I'd do that after a cup of coffee. So would you. Don't lie.

She doesn't do much for me in the looks department, to be honest.

But she may have some special skills.

Someone needs to review the video evidence and report back to us. I'm on a work computer, so I'd better not. The people in my IT department hate it when my surfing sets off their sirens and alarm bells.

 

[Tunescribe]

of cyanide...

Yeah, you wish you could be that picky.

 

[PatriotsNumero1Fan]

69ers for life biatches. Jimmy’s calling for a name change.

 

[Ring 6]

How would you know that?

How would I know what?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Jimmy G-Spot!

Seriously, if she feels a thing when Jimmy gets busy, the man will really deserve our respect. Jimmy is a human tripod.

I was thinking Jimmy Garodolo

 

[supafly]

You know, now I'm curious what has become of Tara Reid so that will be a Google search later tonight

Pretty sure her current work consists of heading up the “Sharknado” films, but I could be wrong. I don’t think she comes out during daylight hours very often, though.

Edit: sorry, Chris has already addressed these Oscar winning films.

 

[Whitt25]

Jimmy G-Spot!

Seriously, if she feels a thing when Jimmy gets busy, the man will really deserve our respect. Jimmy is a human tripod.

I was thinking Jimmy Garodolo

For me, his new name is Jimmy Gropinhoes

 

[Tunescribe]

Jimmy G-Spot! Jimmy is a human tripod.

I was thinking Jimmy Garodolo

Honestly, he's never going to live this down. There's nothing wrong with sowing wild oats, but why stoop so low? Hell, with his looks, money and fame -- not to mention the area's high-percentage gay population -- there must be many thousands of classy babes available and willing.

 

[Clonamery]

I'd do that after a cup of coffee. So would you. Don't lie.

Sorry, some of us, like Joker, have a reputation of dignity and civility to uphold that has been built on this forum post after post after post. Succumbing to this particular recumbent pornstar would lead to an unencumbered vacuuuum.

 

[Tunescribe]

an unencumbered vacuuuum.

Agreed, every woman should have that personal skill. Er ...

 

[XLIX]

I haven't been reading the entire thread.... so has anyone remarked that Bob Kraft's girlfriend is younger than Jimmy G's...?

 

[1960Pats]

After a few drinks I would start considering her as attractive.

You're on to something there. Let's be grateful that it works on both sexes

Your post reminds me of something that I heard at a bar many years ago... "There may be enough alcohol in this place to make that girl look attractive, but I couldn't drink it."

 

[1960Pats]

9 pages and counting for a guy not even on the team.

But nobody will come close to surpassing Malcom Butler.

All records are meant to be broken, unless we're talking about Brady.

 

[Whitt25]

Jimmy fumbled them big titties like a bad snap.