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OT: Jimmy G on a date with a porn star...


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Pretty sure her current work consists of heading up the “Sharknado” films, but I could be wrong. I don’t think she comes out during daylight hours very often, though.
I find myself rooting for the shark...can't help it......
 
I’d gladly take either Kendall...



or Kourtney...



They’d the two that look like they’ve gotten the least amount of work done and will smash a white guy such as myself.


It’s fair to assume they’ve had less work done than Caitlyn.
 
I'd ride ten miles on an angry camel...for a date with Dorothy Hamill:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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I'd do that after a cup of coffee. So would you. Don't lie.
You’d better be prepared to “Irish” up my cup of coffee first, but I’d definitely sniff around after a few drinks.

This is all assuming that I wasn’t married of course, meaning that I’d immediately drop whatever I was doing to rush home to my wife, where I would then proceed to get her a hot cup of tea and offer her a good foot massage while drawing her a bath, right before I did the dishes.
 
You're on to something there. Let's be grateful that it works on both sexes

Your post reminds me of something that I heard at a bar many years ago... "There may be enough alcohol in this place to make that girl look attractive, but I couldn't drink it."
Of course it works for both sexes but I have expressed my opinion about her so called attractiveness.Some of us have right to treat her as a symbol of beauty but following this way I have to admit for instance a warthog and long-nosed monkey are pretty.Oh,wait a minute...sorry I cannot do that.
 
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harmony, Alexis, Cherry, Kiara, Kitty, Foxx.
Who the hell memorizes porn stars names? And why?
Holy sh!t, bro. Someone threw a fastball right in your wheelhouse. You should teach a college course or something.
 
It appears my memory of timelines was off the mark hehe

I take back that she was trashy while Brady was with her.. I think he'll be able to get over it lol

But I think we can l agree that she turned into a total train wreck after Brady. I guess if I was dumped by Brady id probably go into a downward spiral too

You know, now I'm curious what has become of Tara Reid so that will be a Google search later tonight

Sharknado, Sharknado 2, Sharknado 3, Sharknado 4, and, I beleive, Sharknado 5.
 
Sharknado, Sharknado 2, Sharknado 3, Sharknado 4, and, I beleive, Sharknado 5.

I haven't seen any of the Sharknado movies, maybe I'll have to add those to the list
 
I can see the wedding register book now...

"She's a hog and you're a sucker!...signed Kurt "Been There Done That" Warner...
 
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