Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[maust]

What's the difference between Jete fans and the Hindenburg?

One's a flaming gas bag from an evil regime.

The other one's a dirigible.

However it is ironic that an organization named for the most famous type of heavier than air transports has for the past 50 years more closely resembled the most famous of lighter than air transports...

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Man do the Jetes really ****ing suck

That is all

 

[Clonamery]

However it is ironic that an organization named for the most famous type of heavier than air transports has for the past 50 years more closely resembled the most famous of lighter than air transports...

Hey, that's NJ for you...

 

[maust]

Hey, that's NJ for you...

...where magnificence & beauty go to die.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Too soon?

 

[Tunescribe]

FINALLY! Want to know why anyone would want to be a Jete fan, and when the Jete will win their first-ever NFL title? This guy has the answers.

 

[Ring 6]

If the Jete stank in the woods and no one was around to witness it would it still emit a smell?

 

[Tunescribe]

If the Jete stank in the woods and no one was around to witness it would it still emit a smell?

Yes.

 

[Joker]

That's an impossible question. There are NO trees in the sewer. Only stink, stank and stunk.

 

[Wordsmyth]

The Jests suck!

Cathartic!

 

[Tony2046]

The Jests suck!

Cathartic!

It cleanses the soul, doesn't it.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Expect Nothing is the most correct thing said about the Jete ever.

 

[Clonamery]

Expect Nothing is the most correct thing said about the Jete ever.

It's like a Who's on First, Abbott & Costello skit.

Who caught the pass? Nobody.

Hey Coach Bowels, what are you hoping for today's game? Nothing.

 

[Tunescribe]

Expect Nothing is the most correct thing said about the Jete ever.

I love it! A CLASSIC expression of institutionalized Jete futility -- reactionary, negative and unfocused. Why did they feel a need to address "blame"? Why is "expectation" a BAD thing? And finally, is "doing" things down there something they must be reminded of?

 

[maust]

Christian Hackenberg: I’m 23, I have a lot of ball ahead of me

In the CFL maybe

 

[JetFan79]

Teddy looked pretty good in day 1 OTAs. Moved around well and was accurate. Gonna be an interesting offseason.

 

[Clonamery]

Teddy looked pretty good in day 1 OTAs. Moved around well and was accurate. Gonna be an interesting offseason.

Expect Nothing.

 

[jemmer]

Christian Hackenberg: I’m 23, I have a lot of ball ahead of me

In the CFL maybe

This just posted. Traded to Oakland. Typical jete suckitude. How do they do it?

 

[Tunescribe]

Teddy looked pretty good in day 1 OTAs. Moved around well and was accurate. Gonna be an interesting offseason.

But is he going to BLAME NOBODY? Is the going to EXPECT NOTHING? Will he DO SOMETHING? Your stupid slapdick team just scored a world record for the lamest "credo" ever adopted. On top of it all, they smell (like you) -- Jete stank!

 

[maust]

This just posted. Traded to Oakland. Typical jete suckitude. How do they do it?

The Hack he's not just a bust he's a transformer. He just morphed from a 2nd rounder to a 7th without ever taking the field how very Jete lmao