Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

I hadn't looked at this thread in a while and just caught up. I was a little surprised this faux pas wasn't mentioned during the draft:



The problem is, the guy's last name is spelled Fatukasi. Then again, this is an organization that struggles with 4 letter words, so correctly spelling a less common name, with twice as many letters, is like asking a toddler to dunk on a 20 foot rim.

Not a problem, really. In three months his name will be appropriately shortened to "Suck."

 

[Gwedd]

Love that word....didn't the Pointer Sisters have a song about that word? Might have even been about the Jete. Like totally:

All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities
Every word I intended to speak
Wind up locked in the circuitry

No way to control it
It's totally axiomatic

I know we can make it, I know damn well
Oh yes we can can yes we can can.

Unfortunately for the Jetes,they are over-amped and underwhelming. Sort of like a drunk trying to get hooked up.

 

[Gwedd]

More great moments in JETES history...


Oh fer cryin' out loud,coach. I said Denny asked if he could borrow the team PLAN, NOT the team PLANE

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Love that word....didn't the Pointer Sisters have a song about that word? Might have even been about the Jete. Like totally:

All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities
Every word I intended to speak
Wind up locked in the circuitry

No way to control it
It's totally axiomatic

Or if we want to at least move forward to the CD ROM era... REM, Axiomatic for the People

 

[Koma]

Good find and definitely emblematic of the organization but it's kind of a hidden gem. Even all 20 Jete don't pay attention to their 6th round picks

I'm only familiar with the guy because he played at UConn. I'd like to imagine that Fatukasi was excited about the draft and was happy to be selected, but had to endure some little setbacks along the way, like lasting to the 6th round, getting picked by the Jets and them spelling his name wrong.

 

[1960Pats]

I'm only familiar with the guy because he played at UConn. I'd like to imagine that Fatukasi was excited about the draft and was happy to be selected, but had to endure some little setbacks along the way, like lasting to the 6th round, getting picked by the Jets and them spelling his name wrong.

The sucky thing about this for the Jete is that usually a player uses those kind of things for incentive. What does a player do when it's the team he's on that jetes on him? That must suck.

 

[maust]

What does a player do when it's the team he's on that jetes on him? That must suck.

They jete on him twice. Sure getting his name wrong was pretty jeten bad but it's no worse than jeteing all over him by picking him. Being a Jete...that's the kind of lifelong jeteing stank that will never go away

 

[Tunescribe]

What does a player do when it's the team he's on that jetes on him?

The first thing I'd do is take a shower.

 

[maust]

The first thing I'd do is take a shower.

He could bathe in acid, that Jete stank is never coming off.

 

[Tunescribe]

He could bathe in acid, that Jete stank is never coming off.

"Jete stank" is a pretty powerful term. Some would consider it redundant.

 

[Seacoast Fan]

"Jete stank" is a pretty powerful term. Some would consider it redundant.

Not redundant so much as explanatory.
Consider:
Jete stank
Jete blow
Jete crud
Jete leaky greenish-yellow pustule
Jete jete

I could go on but I think you can see my point.
It’s not unlike the Eskimos having 32 different words for snow....not redundant so much as necessary given the infinite number of ways the Jete, well, stank....

 

[Clonamery]

I'm only familiar with the guy because he played at UConn. I'd like to imagine that Fatukasi was excited about the draft and was happy to be selected, but had to endure some little setbacks along the way, like lasting to the 6th round, getting picked by the Jets and them spelling his name wrong.

Fatukasi? More like Kamikasi.

(My research on the translation from the Japanese for kamikasi is "who cut the jete." Please note that it is an appropriation of kamikaze which translates to "divine wind.")

 

[maust]

"Jete stank" is a pretty powerful term. Some would consider it redundant.

The Jete and their jeten fans are hopelessly contaminated by the horrific stank of their 50 years of abject failure and total ineptitude. Because fans of the 31 lesser teams are all stank contaminated to at least some extent and thus somewhat inured to it, it's important that we as the superior stank free fan base bear witness (at an olfactory safe distance) that in the NFL universe of team stank no stank is as thoroughly and nauseatingly vile as the malodorous scent emanating from all things Jete. The putridity is so overwhelmingly profound only the noxious fumes emanating from 345 Park Avenue, itself Jete infested, comes jeten close. IOW we have a moral obligation to never treat the menace that is Jete stank lightly, we must think of future generations.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

He could bathe in acid, that Jete stank is never coming off.

It's like a horror movie... "It's not coming off... the jete's not coming off!!!!!!!!"

 

[maust]

It's like a horror movie... "It's not coming off... the jete's not coming off!!!!!!!!"

"Get Out!!! It's coming from the visitors locker room! Do you understand? THE STANK IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE STADIUM"

 

[Tony2046]

"Get Out!!! It's coming from the visitors locker room! Do you understand? THE STANK IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE STADIUM"

 

[maust]

The threat is real, the struggle continues...

 

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[maust]

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If only Jete stank were inflammable, those flame towers could have eliminated the crisis right at the source

 

[PatsFanInVa]

If only Jete stank were inflammable, those flame towers could have eliminated the crisis right at the source

What's the difference between Jete fans and the Hindenburg?

One's a flaming gas bag from an evil regime.

The other one's a dirigible.