Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tony2046]

Merry Jete Week Pats fans. Sing along.......


You know Nameth and Sanchize and Gino and Marshall,
The Drunkard, Buttfumler, Jawbreakers and FumbLaterals.
But do you recall,
The most famous Jete of them all?

Woody the peckerhead Johnson
Hires and fires C-E-O's
And if you saw his Head Coaches
You would even say they blow. (Todd Blows!!)

All of the other Jete fans,
Talk about how sucking is great. (They Suck!!)
They'll follow a franchise tank plan,
Unless they go eight and eight.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Jete fans sulked and whined.
The tank plan didn't go so well
"We might be picking at eight or nine".

And all of the other franchises
shouted out in glee
Woody the Peckerhead Johnson
Your suck will go down in history

Your suck will go down in his.....to.....ry..... (Jete Suck!!)


Merry Jete week everyone.

 

[1960Pats]

His inane blather is a distraction to our celebration of Jete Suckiness in this epic thread.

He should be BANNED from this thread for diverting it.

Don't care if he posts elsewhere, but not here.

I like playing with Jete fans. They're like monkeys, only green.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Merry Jete Week Pats fans. Sing along.......


You know Nameth and Sanchize and Gino and Marshall,
The Drunkard, Buttfumler, Jawbreakers and FumbLaterals.
But do you recall,
The most famous Jete of them all?

Woody the peckerhead Johnson
Hires and fires C-E-O's
And if you saw his Head Coaches
You would even say they blow. (Todd Blows!!)

All of the other Jete fans,
Talk about how sucking is great. (They Suck!!)
They'll follow a franchise tank plan,
Unless they go eight and eight.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Jete fans sulked and whined.
The tank plan didn't go so well
"We might be picking at eight or nine".

And all of the other franchises
shouted out in glee
Woody the Peckerhead Johnson
Your suck will go down in history

Your suck will go down in his.....to.....ry..... (Jete Suck!!)


Merry Jete week everyone.

LOLOL... it must have been difficult to throw in another crotch reference for an owner whose first and last names are synonyms for genitals...

 

[Bill Lee]

Yep, New York will be drafting #1 next year. Good thing they play in the NFC!

 

[JetFan79]

Yep, New York will be drafting #1 next year. Good thing they play in the NFC!

 

[They_Hate_We]

Jete fans are already rationalizing how the teams drafting ahead of them don't need quarterbacks.

"They don't need a QB....they got MANNING" - disillusioned Jete fan

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth but *breathes heavy*, the Giants are a bigger circus than the Jete! Its like a big top over there.

 

[reflexblue]

I like playing with Jete fans. They're like monkeys, only green.

I think of them more like this.....

 

[Tunescribe]

I think of them more like this.....

REALITY is even worse:

 

[slam]

I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth but *breathes heavy*, the Giants are a bigger circus than the Jete! Its like a big top over there.

It's too bad for the Jets that this is the year where a fiasco of a season is rewarded with a top level QB prospect for, oh, the worst 3 or 4 teams or so.

 

[Joker]

"Meet The Jete...Greet The Jete" said no rational person ever...

 

[They_Hate_We]

REALITY is even worse:

Damnit Tunescribe!

I can't "unsee" that now.

 

[Tunescribe]

Damnit Tunescribe!

I can't "unsee" that now.

Imagine what it's like living in Jersey.

 

[Joker]

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Mike the Brit]

 

[Tony2046]

Home Construction or Procreation?

 

[JetFan79]

Oh you guys are on a roll. High fives all around...

 

[slam]

That's just Brady showing everyone how many Super Bowls he's won.

 

[Tunescribe]

Oh you guys are on a roll. High fives all around...

You're like a party crasher with B.O. and bad breath -- unfunny, uncouth, unwanted and uninvited. Slither ye back to thine swamp.