Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

Yup. Gonna be a long season.

 

[Clonamery]

Yup. Gonna be a long season.

No, it's a very jete season: over before it began.

 

[Joker]

"we have an inflatable green jet!!! NOW you will learn to fear us!! OG J-E-T-E!!"

 

[Tunescribe]

Yup. Gonna be a long season.

It's a damn shame things like "games" and "seasons" interfere with the enjoyment of being a New Jersey Green Beans fan, eh?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Yup. Gonna be a long season.

 

[slam]

From Rotoworld:

Coach Todd Bowles said that "something went wrong" with Jets WR Quincy Enunwa's neck when he fell.
Enunwa fell during 7-on-7 drills and had to go back to the locker room with the trainers. Bowles believes it's a similar injury which held Enunwa out of team minicamps in June. A neck injury has a wide range of potential outcomes so it may be best to wait until an official statement is released before adjusting your fantasy draft boards. Aug 6 - 8:23 AM​

 

[Tunescribe]

From Rotoworld:

Coach Todd Bowles said that "something went wrong" with Jets WR Quincy Enunwa's neck when he fell.
Enunwa fell during 7-on-7 drills and had to go back to the locker room with the trainers. Bowles believes it's a similar injury which held Enunwa out of team minicamps in June. A neck injury has a wide range of potential outcomes so it may be best to wait until an official statement is released before adjusting your fantasy draft boards. Aug 6 - 8:23 AM​

"That guy is a pain in the neck." The arcane injuries, mental illnesses and excuses already are piling up.

 

[Clonamery]

"That guy is a pain in the neck." The arcane injuries, mental illnesses and excuses already are piling up.

I can see the Jete Marketing Department pushing the new catchphrase Something Went Wrong to the faithless Jete fandom and then morphing it into Something Went Jete by years end.

 

[Tunescribe]

I can see the Jete Marketing Department pushing the new catchphrase Something Went Wrong to the faithless Jete fandom and then morphing it into Something Went Jete by years end.

"Jete" might catch on internationally as a pop cuss word. "Jete you!" "Go to Jete!" "Oh Jete!"

 

[Clonamery]

"Jete" might catch on internationally as a pop cuss word. "Jete you!" "Go to Jete!" "Oh Jete!"

Jete happens!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

From Rotoworld:

A neck injury has a wide range of potential outcomes so it may be best to wait until an official statement is released before adjusting your fantasy draft boards​

1) Really? Someone was actually going to draft Quincy Enunwa?
2) Neck injury outcomes are typically best when your wife can hook you up with HGH... Rotoworld is looking into the availability of it for Enunwa. as he does not play for New England, and so risks little in using it.

 

[Joker]

PLAY LIKE A JETE!

the green slime's new 2017 slogan in honor of Wrecks Cryan and his refusal to kiss Belechick's sphincter ring..

 

[ViperGTS]

They just can't help themselves....

Jets welcome wrong player to team after claiming Ellington off waivers

"The New York Jets claimed former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Bruce Ellington off waivers Friday. Someone should probably tell the Jets' social media team who that is.

Because the player pictured in the Jets' tweet here is most certainly not Bruce Ellington"

 

[slam]

1) Really? Someone was actually going to draft Quincy Enunwa?

He was their #1 receiver. If he's out you know who their #1 is?

Somebody not as good as Quincy Enunwa.

 

[Clonamery]

PLAY LIKE A JETE!

the green slime's new 2017 slogan in honor of Wrecks Cryan and his refusal to kiss Belechick's sphincter ring..

Play like Jete. That will be the favorite play on offense. Hack will be nicknamed, Jetehead.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Somewhere in the shadows of Met Life Stadium Fireman Ed weeps over the demise of the J E T S.... he does take solace in remembering "Broadway Joe"...

One of the few jete fans to remember him. He was all of 10 years old, those memories must be distant.

 

[captain stone]

They just can't help themselves....

Jets welcome wrong player to team after claiming Ellington off waivers

"The New York Jets claimed former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Bruce Ellington off waivers Friday. Someone should probably tell the Jets' social media team who that is.

Because the player pictured in the Jets' tweet here is most certainly not Bruce Ellington"

Maybe the J-E-T-E thought that they had claimed Andre Ellington, who also plays for Arizona.

 

[ViperGTS]

Maybe the J-E-T-E thought that they had claimed Andre Ellington, who also plays for Arizona.

Exactly correct.

 

[AtomicDawg]

They just can't help themselves....

Jets welcome wrong player to team after claiming Ellington off waivers

"The New York Jets claimed former San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Bruce Ellington off waivers Friday. Someone should probably tell the Jets' social media team who that is.

Because the player pictured in the Jets' tweet here is most certainly not Bruce Ellington"

Maybe they thought it was this Ellington?

 

[AtomicDawg]

He was their #1 receiver. If he's out you know who their #1 is?

Somebody not as good as Quincy Enunwa.

Speak of the Jete.



@JetFan79, get your application ready.