Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

Well he backed it up with facts. Weak response. State the reasons you think his is wrong. Yours is more like new blood and young players means the Jets will become great....based on hope. That's what has you excited?

As I alluded to before, I'm trying not to post the same stuff too often. Though I suppose with camps starting soon, it's a good time to give another positional breakdown.

I'll run through the lineup later.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm trying not to post the same stuff too often.

Simple solution, KickMe79: DON'T. POST.

I'll run through the lineup later.

That's what other teams literally plan to do this season, early and often.

 

[Clonamery]

Simple solution, KickMe79: DON'T. POST.

That's what other teams literally plan to do this season, early and often.

You are so not funny.

 

[Bill Lee]

Wow -- now I get it! I'm winning the lottery next year. Got it all planned out: a cabin on Nantucket, a nice little hideaway on Key West. That's two immediate vacation spots right there. No travel expense (with $90 million from MegaMillions) and being able to go anywhere anytime, things will be golden for 2018 and beyond.

It's funny how JeteFan69 is all-in on the Jete front office winning the lotto several seasons in a row and ending up with a contending team, and at the same time is all-in on the Pats having a steep decline despite the fact they have not just their own relatively young front office and coaching staff in place, but have also been the place where many other team's high end front office and coaching talent learned their stuff. Simple fact is if BB and TB left tomorrow we have a far better set of players, coaches and front office talent than the Jete have. Oh well, I guess someone has to be a Jete fan and see everything through slime green lenses...

 

[Tunescribe]

You are so not funny.

Who needs funny? I just want to be street smart like Joker.

 

[Joker]

An example of street smarts...there is a 20 ton Mack truck...one does not step in front of the Mack truck if one is street smart because one knows said Mack truck will squash one like an ant. Jete fan sees Mack truck and runs headlong into street to meet it head on, year after year after year after bone crushing year. Jete fan is NOT street smart. Jete fan, prototypically , is a loudmouthed fat slob. Thus, street smarts leads one to understand the proven axiom borne of nearly fifty years of application..and that is Jete Fan - Overweight & Undersmart.

 

[Tunescribe]

Who knows? We could end up with a franchise QB AND a franchise coach next year.

Jon Gruden says he’s preparing to coach again, but will he ever?

The Jete kill all of their own coaches and quarterbacks.

 

[JetFan79]

You are so not funny.

Ok, that one was funny.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This is threatening the whole model the league has been trying to foster. In their dream world, every fan is going through tiebreaker scenarios all the way through the final game of week 17 to figure out if their team's in...

then you get some crap 6-10 or 7-9 team getting in, and fans of the real teams roll their eyes... but what they hell, they're in the running, so be it...

#integrity, I guess. I am actually rooting for the Bills and Phins to join the Pats as the JETE purposely disappear.. watch the 2nd place and 3rd place teams of the world throw hissy fits...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

That little snippet of reason seems to have derailed the purpose here, which is hating on the JETE. So I'll add, I can see the day coming when JETE fans believe that they will win as soon as a good nickelback plays in the meadowlands.

And I mean the band.

 

[Tony2046]

The Jete kill all of their own coaches and quarterbacks.

Exactly. And their tanking continues the process.

That better be one hell of a pick. Someone who can handle a different offensive or defensive scheme every couple of years.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Exactly. And their tanking continues the process.

That better be one hell of a pick. Someone who can handle a different offensive or defensive scheme every couple of years.

Oddly enough when you do it right, in effect you can handle a different scheme every week, with strong fundamentals.

Say "fundamentals" to JETE coach and he thinks of a reading program they forced on him in early childhood, and which just wasn't his cup of tea.

Interesting new finding on CTE: While 99% of the brains donated by worried families of players showed the suspected CTE to one degree or another, only the JETE look at CTE as a prerequisite for the coaching staff and players alike.

Jete fan: You. Are. Cursed. FOREVER.

Please measure your reaction after this "plan" unfolds and consider picking up some other team to root for. I'd roll out the welcome mat for you here, but I'm sure that would smack too much of Stockholm Syndrome for you (the reason you're here, truth be told.)

I dunno, maybe Tampa Bay or something.

Do you realize, on that subject, that every time the NFL gains an expansion team, it somehow wins a SB before the JETE get one? WTF right?

Your team is named after a choreographed street gang from a musical. You get that right? It's not because no other city in the U.S. ever had a jet airplane land or take off there. You're named for a musical.

It's like naming your team the "New York Cats" or the "New York Riverdance" except the "New York" part is inaccurate in each case.

Maybe the idea is that everybody in the locker room can say "I smell Tony!" when somebody named Anthony has a good game, I don't know. No offense, Tony.

Seriously. Did you guys expect another expansion team to call itself the "Sharks?" Were you thrilled when Jacksonville got a team of that name in the old World Football League, may it rest in peace? Well I believe they became an Arena franchise, maybe the JETE need to think about that.

Speaking of Jax, I stand corrected. The Jags have not yet won a SB, they're still racing you to it. My money's on Jax.

 

[DaBruinz]

So, just saw a report that Kaepernick is signing with the Jesters..

 

[Tony2046]

Oddly enough when you do it right, in effect you can handle a different scheme every week, with strong fundamentals.

I'm wasn't talking about an opposing team's offense rather their own.

Fire HC, Fire GM = new HC, GM = new schemes = 8-8 = fire HC, Fire GM = New HC, GM = 7-9 = ?

And leave my body odor out of this. It's a medical condition. I once drove through NJ.

 

[Tunescribe]

Your team is named after a choreographed street gang from a musical. You get that right? It's not because no other city in the U.S. ever had a jet airplane land or take off there. You're named for a musical.

It's like naming your team the "New York Cats" or the "New York Riverdance" except the "New York" part is inaccurate in each case.

What a fey group, those Jete. They can't even look tough as a street gang.

 

[Joker]

JetFan79 really dislikes you, Tunes...I have no idea why...

 

[Tunescribe]

JetFan79 really dislikes you, Tunes...I have no idea why...

I sure hope so. I don't want to be liked by that delusional maroon, especially since his name change to KickMe79. No self-respect there whatsoever.

 

[Joker]

at least you know what to get him for Christmas now....I know these guys pretty well...perhaps I can get a freebie with a T shirt thrown in..

 

[JetFan79]

JetFan79 really dislikes you, Tunes...I have no idea why...

What? No way! Tune rocks!

I could never dislike a fellow JetNation member.

 

[Tunescribe]

What? No way! Tune rocks!

I could never dislike a fellow JetNation member.

Is there any late-night traffic nearby you can go play in?