Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Tunescribe]

I don't care what anyone says: 79, there, is one intensely funny bastard!!

If by "intensely funny" you mean terminally odd, that would be accurate. His sense of humor, unfortunately, indicates a case of latent pre-adolescence.

 

[Joker]

c'mon Blind Bat Ratfan...those calls were 100% on the money, especially the Maye penalty...jeezus krist, you got a service dog relaying the game action to you?

 

[Tunescribe]

c'mon Blind Bat Ratfan...those calls were 100% on the money, especially the Maye penalty...jeezus krist, you got a service dog relaying the game action to you?

The Jete REALLY need help at safety. It's like the Keystone Cops doing a Chinese fire drill back there.

 

[1960Pats]

Dude!! Please get Rudolph. Please.

Christmas time next year would be priceless.

Rudolph the first round Dud,
Played for a really suck ass team.
And if you thought they'd win one
Only in your Jete Shete dream

Oh man. I'm wishing upon a star tonight buddy.

I'm hoping to see a poem for this season's Baltimore football team.

Once upon a Sunday dreary...

 

[Joker]

Quote from Maye himself, post game
On the pass interference play)
“It was a bang bang play and I got there early. I got to play the ball. If I play the way coach tells me, then I won’t get the penalty.”

Nutbag79.."it was BS!!!!"

the only BS is the very existence of your sewer dwelling Jete franchise.

 

[JetFan79]

c'mon Blind Bat Ratfan...those calls were 100% on the money, especially the Maye penalty...jeezus krist, you got a service dog relaying the game action to you?

I'm mainly referring to the defensive holding call on 3rd n whatever it was. Just a ridiculous call.

 

[Clonamery]

I'm mainly referring to the defensive holding call on 3rd n whatever it was. Just a ridiculous call.

The Jete are a franchise "3rd n whatever."

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm mainly referring to the defensive holding call on 3rd n whatever it was. Just a ridiculous call.

How would you know? Your standard of comparison is the Jete.

 

[JetFan79]

How would you know? Your standard of comparison is the Jete.

Don't take my word for it. Read a couple pages from here... Official Game Day Thread- Week 17 Jets @ Pats

 

[Tunescribe]

Don't take my word for it.

Agreed, that would be foolish.

 

[BTTA]

I don't care what anyone says: 79, there, is one intensely funny bastard!!

It's hysterical how some'f ya get in such a twist, just because this guy finds it amusing to poke around in here. I think he adds a hilarious flavor!!
Welcome, Fellow FootBall Fan!!

LOL OTG, you just had to go and do this.

 

[Tony2046]

I'm hoping to see a poem for this season's Baltimore football team.

Once upon a Sunday dreary...

Roses are red
the Ravens suck
and now their season is dead.

or

Roses are red and violets are blue
the Ravens suck
boo hoo hoo.

 

[Clonamery]

Roses are red
the Ravens suck
and now their season is dead.

or

Roses are red and violets are blue
the Ravens suck
boo hoo hoo.

Jete turn.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
the Jete just lose
It's what they do.

or from The Craven:

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in late December;
And each separate dying member wrought its ghost upon the field.
Jete fans sat in sorrow; --- vainly they drafted QB Rosen
In their dreams tomorrow --- tomorrow's loser chosen

Not the fair Rosen but one who will not score.

Winless there for evermore.

 

[Bill Lee]

I'm hoping to see a poem for this season's Baltimore football team.

Once upon a Sunday dreary...

Paging @PatsFanInVa ...

 

[Tony2046]

Jete turn.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
the Jete just lose
It's what they do.

or from The Craven:

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in late December;
And each separate dying member wrought its ghost upon the field.
Jete fans sat in sorrow; --- vainly they drafted QB Rosen
In their dreams tomorrow --- tomorrow's loser chosen

Not the fair Rosen but one who will not score.

Winless there for evermore.

Damn man. That was awesome.

Tony's poetry:



Clone's poetry:

 

[Clonamery]

Damn man. That was awesome.

Tony's poetry:
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Clone's poetry:
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Funny. PatsFanInVA will likely have a two page turn, Ode on a JetFan79 Burn.

 

[Tunescribe]

To Jete, or not to Jete, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The suckage of Cr0-Magnon and Bowles,
Or take leave of their insurmountable troubles,
And by leaving, end them: to enjoy football again
Only morons, cretins and fools remain
To absorb the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
Of abject futility on the swampland field of play
'Tis a consummation of every Jersey nightmare
Stupidly to be endured. To die, to Jete,
To Jete, perchance to vomit; aye, there's the rub.

 

[Clonamery]

To Jete, or not to Jete, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The suckage of Cr0-Magnon and Bowles,
Or take leave of their insurmountable troubles,
And by leaving, end them: to enjoy football again
Only morons, cretins and fools remain
To absorb the heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
Of abject futility on the swampland field of play
'Tis a consummation of every Jersey nightmare
Stupidly to be endured. To die, to Jete,
To Jete, perchance to vomit; aye, there's the rub.

Hahaha...."perchance to vomit; aye, there's the rub."

 

[fourhour]

Poetry class, I think I skipped that day...

 

[Tunescribe]

Poetry class, I think I skipped that day...

That poetry class
I was such an ass
I skipped it to smoke
And thought what a joke
But the joke was on me
As we now all can see

The real joke is the Jete
Who the Pats love to beat
When the Jete face defeat
The results are so neat!