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I can see the conversation with his mechanic now:
"Mr. Doyel, it looks like you tore the sidewall of your tire when you hit a curb."
"Are you sure? Because I am sure it was a Pats fan who did it."
"Positive."
"Come on! You know it was done with a knife. Those *&%$ing Pats fans."
"No, I am 100% sure it was the curb."
"Are you sure? Because it had to be a Pats fan."
"Ok! It was punctured by a knife. Looking at damage, it looks like it was done by a knife that a Pats' fan would use. Can you pay your bill now?"
"I knew it!"
"Mr. Doyel, it looks like you tore the sidewall of your tire when you hit a curb."
"Are you sure? Because I am sure it was a Pats fan who did it."
"Positive."
"Come on! You know it was done with a knife. Those *&%$ing Pats fans."
"No, I am 100% sure it was the curb."
"Are you sure? Because it had to be a Pats fan."
"Ok! It was punctured by a knife. Looking at damage, it looks like it was done by a knife that a Pats' fan would use. Can you pay your bill now?"
"I knew it!"
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