Dear Col. Osweiler,
My dear husband Gen. Luck is still in some disrepair from his previous battle with your army. It is because of that and with some trepidation that I write this to you. I am asking that you vanquish Pvt. McCarron and his army tonight to allow my dear husband a chance to fight again in a few weeks. Early reports from the battle aren't good, but I hope you can help change the tide. It would mean the world to my husband to take the field of battle again. If he can't I fear he will lose himself and never leave his cat room. So please do what you can my warrior friend.
I anxiously await a report from the front.
Your new friend,
Abigaile