To me the whole 'best fans' needs a bit of context.
Let's leave Buffalo out of this for a moment, and consider Green Bay.
(More specifically, what options there are other than being a Packers fan.)
- 7. Look forward to listening to the polka band next Friday night
- 6. Work in a foul putrid disease ridden meat packing plant
- 5. Scream at New Yorkers about being part of New York
- 4. Go ice fishing
- 3. Create a new cheese and artery clogging nasty semi-meat for dinner
- 2. Drink so much you fall into the ice fishing hole (what a way to die)
- 1. Be a Packers fan, boasting about championships that occurred before you were born
The options in Buffalo are not far off:
- 7. Look forward to listening to the polka band next Friday night
- 6. Become a world renowned expert on the lake effect
- 5. Scream at Toronto natives that Love Canal is not part of Buffalo
- 4. Eat buffalo wings: not the meat, just the skin
- 3. Polish that bust of OJ Simpson in the man cave
- 2. Gripe that no president has visited since McKinley
- 1. Be a Bills fan, which means drinking until you blackout, take off your shirt, and belly flop on a table