2020 Jets/JEST/Jete Suck thread

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

And.. Jet fans have officialy turned on Darnold in gang puke.. Pats been saying Darnold sucks for three years. Only NOW they realize?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Jets would be better run if they polled the public to make decisions. Is there anyone in the world who thought Gase was a good hire besides the Johnson idiots?

Any of the following would result in a better-run JEST team:
1) The Magic 8-Ball
2) The venerable Ouija Board
3) A blindfolded sorority or fraternity pledge in the process of being hazed, whose blindfold is removed for short periods during which they have to memorize and blurt out one of 10 phrases, all of which fit into a decision-making narrative, mad-libs style.
4) That Octopus that they thought could predict soccer games but which picked wrong once and, if I remember correctly, ended up as calimari.
5) Puxatawny Phil

Woody Johnson, whose first and last names are both slang for male genitalia, had to stop being directly in charge of things for a while to pursue a political career. He's back now, likely to his great chagrin.

SOJ forever!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

 

[Delicate Genius]

Gase has 10 double-digit losses in 19 games with the Jets.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

So, what, Gaze gets fired, Williams gets put in as HC and they pick up a few meaningless wins to ruin their draft position, then they fire the entire coaching staff in the off season?

It doesn’t matter what their draft position is, they going to blow the pick regardless. If they get the number 1 pick and draft Lawrence, the Jet stench will hold him back, the same way that the Bucs went 4-28 with Steve Young at QB. It’s just part of the natural order of things.

 

[reflexblue]

Sam Darnold stinks it up in Indy as Jets get crushed by Colts 36-7

Just a typical sunday in jete land

 

[reflexblue]

Gase has 10 double-digit losses in 19 games with the Jets.

Maybe rich kotite is still avalible

 

[reflexblue]

Passing	Yds	TD	Int	Sack	YdsL	QBRat
Sam Darnold	168	1	3	2	17	47

AHHH ha ha ha...another Qb crashes in jete land

 

[Delicate Genius]

Well it's even worse than my earlier post. When Gase loses it's almost always never close.

 

[Tunescribe]

Considering these "uncertain times," abiding Jete suckage is one anchor to reality. It's comforting to know there still are things you can count on. Death ... taxes ... Jete suckage -- the trifecta of life constants.

 

[Bill Lee]

Sam Darnold stinks it up in Indy as Jets get crushed by Colts 36-7

Just typical sunday day in jete land

I'm already looking forward to another epic Joe and Evan WFAN rant tomorrow!

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm already looking forward to another epic Joe and Evan WFAN rant tomorrow!

Yes, but what new can they say? They could just as well repeat a broadcast from last year or two years ago and the content would be no different. They have their work cut out for them to keep Jete suckage rants fresh and interesting.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Considering these "uncertain times," abiding Jete suckage is one anchor to reality. It's comforting to know there still are things you can count on. Death ... taxes ... Jete suckage -- the trifecta of life constants.

2020 Jets. Is it possible the Jete suckage has gotten even worse?

 

[Bill Lee]

Yes, but what new can they say? They could just as well repeat a broadcast from last year or two years ago and the content would be no different. They have their work cut out for them to keep Jete suckage rants fresh and interesting.

Hearing a New Yorker moan about how bad their team sucks never gets old for me.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

@JetFan79 where'd ya go brother?

It's times like these you need us the most.

All you have to do is buy a gallon of gas and pick some dumpster that's not in range of a bunch of cameras. Step 2, get all your green gear and a lighter. Step 3, please do take safety precautions. We don't want any Jete fans further damaged by this exercise. Step 4, you know what to do. You're just a few minutes from freedom whenever you want it.

Then you need only buy a Patriots jersey... you know that you have admired and hated us, so close yet so far, all this time. Surrender to the force that is the New England Patriots.

 

[Tunescribe]

2020 Jets. Is it possible the Jete suckage has gotten even worse?

Sure. It's the football equivalent to a bottomless pit of incompetence, despair and humiliation.

 

[Joker]

bottomless pit...hmmm...as in the classical definition? a black abyss that yawns to infinity?...or...now hear me out here...it could be that hemorrhoidal, pus infected anus of a Rat fan with his green jeans around his ankles as he simultaneously craps and pi$$es out the remnants of Fireman Ed beer and stale pretzels....

 

[BTTA]

The Jet player who tried to hurdle defenders and got crushed in mid air was the perfect symbol of their season so far.

 

[libra957]

They suck, suck for life

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]