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PSA: Stop Pluralizing BURROWS and other terrible things

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LOL love all of these
But you don't wait with bated or baited breathe, you wait with bated breath. "Breathe" rhymes with "seethe," not to be confused with "seeth," which might or might not be a two-syllable elizabethan form of the verb to see.

They can be, but one of them is wrong.

Unless it's vice versa. Just no witches witch. (What's you're point, other wise?)

Reading about the Miracle on the Hudson taught me that last one

PatsFanTerryG, I remember her. Crap, too soon?

Next time @ me bro

I said "McDaniel" for a long time because I overgeneralized "Samuel." It's like when a toddler learns that it's incorrect to drop the "g" from "running," and ends up talking about opening the curtings.

Whoever did that hole paragraph-long one, that was the best thing evah. I don't know what else I can add to the Patsfans style sheet except...

Did anybody get "one and the same" (correct), not "one in the same"?
Also, anything here we're due-ing:

Stop adding "what has been" or "what was" or "what is" to phrases in sportswriting. You notice nobody ever wrote "In what was a frank exchange of views, Putin and Xi met for three hours yesterday." (They might write, "In what has been described as a frank exchange of views..." That's because the phrase has a purpose there. It means "somebody said it," not "it happened." You don't add to something happening by saying it was "what was" X, Y, or Z. These phrases almost never add anything. "In a closely contested game, the defense was the difference" is fine. You don't need to say "In what was a closely contested game," and so on.

"He ran for 112 yards," not "He ran for 112-yards."
(You use the hyphen to put the two together as a compound modifier. "He had a 112-yard game.")

This one's more of a stupid terminology evolution complaint. It was fine when we had a corps of a given position (which nobody understood). Now they have to be in a room. There's a wide receivers room and a quarterbacks room and a running backs room... by the way, I made them all plural but not possessive, but who cares, it's not like there's some freaking Big Brother House of football for every team, where you check in on the Quarterbacks Room, and Mac is talking into the Mac Cam (oh snap, and Cam is talking into the Cam Cam...) I got lost. Anyway I hate the "rooms"

Ima defend "Ima" as predictive of possible linguistic change, in that it conserves syllables and breath without any loss of syntactic value. Call me in 300 years.

Use commas to achieve your grammatical purpose. You can usually tell if you need one by asking whether they make a difference. "Let's Eat, Grandma!" is a feel good holiday movie, "Let's Eat Grandma!" might not be.

It turns out it's actually Eric Bicuriouseniemy

Mominem is acceptable in reference to Debbie Mathers. Mather? I think Mathers.

And only for this forum's style sheet...
It's ex-Patriot, not expatriate.

This post has been checked by Grammatica™, the grammar software that breaks after celebrating that it completed the first page of the selected text.
An early candidate for post of the year
 
Subjunctive mood FTW you feckin grammar monster.

Nope. You disqualified me for the podium with the breathe vs. breath deal. I'm just in the peanut gallery at this point.
You have to be either a teacher or writer.
 

So, not the elder porn title of the same name?
Nope. You disqualified me for the podium with the breathe vs. breath deal. I'm just in the peanut gallery at this point.
You have to be either a teacher or writer.
You still used the rare subjunctive mood on a whimsical grammar nitpick thread on a football board - take the dub!
 
When you find a strand of hair in your food, how badly do you try to convince yourself it must be your own, knowing damn well it isn’t?
 
You ****ing morons.

Sean Payton
Peyton Manning

Joe Burrow (not Burrows)

Marcus Peters (not Peter)

Josh McDaniels (not McDaniel)

Bruce Arians (not Arian)

If I see any more of these…

"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
Hate to nitpick bro, but since this thread is entirely based on nitpicking...
Your thread title- " stop plurazing burrows.." lmao
You really oughta drop the s from burrows in your title. Just sayin'
 
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
Hate to nitpick bro, but since this thread is entirely based on nitpicking...
Your thread title- " stop plurazing burrows.." lmao
You really oughta drop the s from burrows in your title. Just sayin'

Creative license for headlines and titles.
 
Creative license for headlines and titles.
Nice try. I'm all for creative license.
Except for the fact you were castigating
posters for doing exactly what you did in your thread title.
Unless you did it on purpose.
In which case,I tip my cap.
 
It's my mother and her companions, Not "mominems."

- Aren't you going to introduce us?

- This is Willie Scott.

- This is Indiana Jones, famous archeologist.

- Well, I thought archeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.

- Mummies.
 
there is a revived interest in Malcolm, Go! because of his pending un-retirement ... i would like to point out that his name is

Malcolm Butler... not Malcom Butler... yeesh, the man is a Patriot Legend... spell his name right


there was a player in New England named Malcom, Malcom Brown... but hes a DT and not a super bowl winning hero
 
It's Marshall Faulk...not Marshal Fork

it's "ask my people", not "ax muh peepoo"

it's "know what I'm saying" not "noam sain"

it's "know what I mean?" not "nah meen?"

it's "can I ask you a question, sir"..not "kin I aks you a queshun, Yo?"

it's "shrimps for my beauty"..not "skrimps for muh boo"

it's "both" not "bofe"
Thass me in da middle
 
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