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PSA: Stop Pluralizing BURROWS and other terrible things

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How?

No offense, but surely you know the meaning of 'could' and the meaning of 'of'? How could it make sense to use them together?

I think the confusion comes from could have being abbreviated to could've
Not offended at all. I spent too much time looking at Miss Moore's tight sweaters and skirts in my 11th and 12th grade english classes.

One thing I also have some trouble with is the difference between "affect" and "effect."
 
Not offended at all. I spent too much time looking at Miss Moore's tight sweaters and skirts in my 11th and 12th grade english classes.
I had a "hot for teacher" incident back in second grade!

Can picture her face vividly to this day, fifty or so years later.
 
Speaking of, how much will all the uproar over the last day affect/delay sculpting of Tom's statue?

...or Bill's?
Statues for athletes is one of the dumbest things we do in this country. It's even dumber for coaches. Those need to be saved for real heroes.
 
I have a couple of more questions for you experts.

My mom and her sisters used to use the word 'youns' to describe more than one of us. Is that acceptable?

And is it 'heevy jeevies', 'heeby jeebies' or neither?
 
Not offended at all. I spent too much time looking at Miss Moore's tight sweaters and skirts in my 11th and 12th grade english classes.

One thing I also have some trouble with is the difference between "affect" and "effect."
Affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

So for instance, Duggar affected the ball carrier by tackling him, the effect of which was the ball coming loose
 
I had a "hot for teacher" incident back in second grade!

Can picture her face vividly to this day, fifty or so years later.

That happened with my 5th-grade teacher at the Mather school in Dorchester... She was Miss Roper when we met her on the last day of 4th grade, and was Mrs Maloney when we re-assembled on the first day of 5th grade... I still have in a box somewhere our class picture that year... Mini-skirt... mmm... 1969-70 baby!
 
Affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

So for instance, Duggar affected the ball carrier by tackling him, the effect of which was the ball coming loose

Not so.

"The unit effected a speedy retreat." Also "affect" can be a noun. ("He watched the closing stages of the race without affect.")

To effect means to bring something about; to affect means to make a change in. An effect means a caused change; an affect means a feeling or emotion.

/pedantry
 
That happened with my 5th-grade teacher at the Mather school in Dorchester... She was Miss Roper when we met her on the last day of 4th grade, and was Mrs Maloney when we re-assembled on the first day of 5th grade... I still have in a box somewhere our class picture that year... Mini-skirt... mmm... 1969-70 baby!
My crush would have been right around the same time. Her fashion sensibilities were along the lines of what we saw in Mad Men, or in my mind I think of Barbara Feldon as Agent 99 in Get Smart. She seemed to know she needed to wear mainstream stuff because she was a school teacher, but also she wanted to show the world that she was at heart a flower child. Of course I feel she pulled off the look she was going for, I loved it! So much going on back then!

I really laughed a few years later when Van Halen came out with "Hot For Teacher" -- I totally got it! I was late in high school then, but it made me think back to 2nd grade.
 
Brooklyn/Queens second person singular:

Youse.

Brooklyn/Queens second person plural:

Youse guys.
 
You guys are missing the name that started it all....Asante Samuels.

I hear people pronounce Burrow as “Burrowel”.

Jim Nantz was my favorite pronouncing Wilfork as “Wilferk”. He also butchered Nick Kaczur saying “Casher”. It was “Kayzer”.

I preferred Gruden's "Todd Light", "Todd Bruschi", "Todd Johnson"...
 
I preferred Gruden's "Todd Light", "Todd Bruschi", "Todd Johnson"...
Not many people on here know about Gruden’s “Todd Light”.
 
"It is a parent that"...should be apparent. Unless the topic is parenting.

"Waiting with baited breathe"...should be bated, as in reduced. Unless you are fishing with your mouth.

"Statue of limitations"...should be statute. Unless this is a reference to the expression of a human condition through sculpture.

"Given free reign"...should be rein, as in horse reins. Unless you have a kingdom to liberate.

"Nip it in the butt"...should be bud, as in a plant. Unless you want to chew on someone's rear end (which none of us want to hear about).

"No holes barred"...should be holds. Let's not go there.
LOL love all of these
But you don't wait with bated or baited breathe, you wait with bated breath. "Breathe" rhymes with "seethe," not to be confused with "seeth," which might or might not be a two-syllable elizabethan form of the verb to see.
I always thought that "could of" and "could have" can both be used.
They can be, but one of them is wrong.
You're, not your.
Unless it's vice versa. Just no witches witch. (What's you're point, other wise?)
Lose - we lost the game
Loose - my pants are loose since I lost weight
Canada geese, not Canadian geese
Reading about the Miracle on the Hudson taught me that last one
Ok theres only one poster who ever wrote the above repeatedly. I won't embarrass her by singling her out.
PatsFanTerryG, I remember her. Crap, too soon?
Has PFiVA cosigned this yet?
Next time @ me bro

I said "McDaniel" for a long time because I overgeneralized "Samuel." It's like when a toddler learns that it's incorrect to drop the "g" from "running," and ends up talking about opening the curtings.

Whoever did that hole paragraph-long one, that was the best thing evah. I don't know what else I can add to the Patsfans style sheet except...

Did anybody get "one and the same" (correct), not "one in the same"?
Also, anything here we're due-ing:

Stop adding "what has been" or "what was" or "what is" to phrases in sportswriting. You notice nobody ever wrote "In what was a frank exchange of views, Putin and Xi met for three hours yesterday." (They might write, "In what has been described as a frank exchange of views..." That's because the phrase has a purpose there. It means "somebody said it," not "it happened." You don't add to something happening by saying it was "what was" X, Y, or Z. These phrases almost never add anything. "In a closely contested game, the defense was the difference" is fine. You don't need to say "In what was a closely contested game," and so on.

"He ran for 112 yards," not "He ran for 112-yards."
(You use the hyphen to put the two together as a compound modifier. "He had a 112-yard game.")

This one's more of a stupid terminology evolution complaint. It was fine when we had a corps of a given position (which nobody understood). Now they have to be in a room. There's a wide receivers room and a quarterbacks room and a running backs room... by the way, I made them all plural but not possessive, but who cares, it's not like there's some freaking Big Brother House of football for every team, where you check in on the Quarterbacks Room, and Mac is talking into the Mac Cam (oh snap, and Cam is talking into the Cam Cam...) I got lost. Anyway I hate the "rooms"

Ima defend "Ima" as predictive of possible linguistic change, in that it conserves syllables and breath without any loss of syntactic value. Call me in 300 years.

Use commas to achieve your grammatical purpose. You can usually tell if you need one by asking whether they make a difference. "Let's Eat, Grandma!" is a feel good holiday movie, "Let's Eat Grandma!" might not be.

It turns out it's actually Eric Bicuriouseniemy

Mominem is acceptable in reference to Debbie Mathers. Mather? I think Mathers.

And only for this forum's style sheet...
It's ex-Patriot, not expatriate.

This post has been checked by Grammatica™, the grammar software that breaks after celebrating that it completed the first page of the selected text.
 
How?

No offense, but surely you know the meaning of 'could' and the meaning of 'of'? How could it make sense to use them together?

I think the confusion comes from could have being abbreviated to could've

A wise man once said seek first to understand, then understand being seeked
 
Back to the original post, because that's why we are all here.

If Burrows were the correct spelling, as in Williams, then one needs to know how to pluralize it, should you encounter more than one of them.


And then there is this poor journalist, who read the original post and got confused, leading to this article:

 
Back to the original post, because that's why we are all here.

If Burrows were the correct spelling, as in Williams, then one needs to know how to pluralize it, should you encounter more than one of them.


And then there is this poor journalist, who read the original post and got confused, leading to this article:


Thanks for the link. I'm always guilty of incorrect usage with the plural last names.

Usually I'll just leave the last name as is, knowing it's wrong, but at least it isn't dramatically wrong. I'll write "Burrows favorite target is"...I figure it's better than "Burrow's favorite target is" and I even like the way it looks over the correct way: "Burrows's favorite target" which just looks and sounds weird.

Same with "we're having dinner with the Burrowses." I know it's incorrect, but I prefer to go with: "we're having dinner with the Burrows."
 
Back to the original post, because that's why we are all here.

If Burrows were the correct spelling, as in Williams, then one needs to know how to pluralize it, should you encounter more than one of them.


And then there is this poor journalist, who read the original post and got confused, leading to this article:

Subjunctive mood FTW you feckin grammar monster.
 
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