Nick Chubb test positive for COVID

[Joker]

Coke would just fall out of my nose right now. Want to be a volunteer to help me boof it up my rectum? I can dress like Stevie Nicks if you want.

just smoke crack instead...that'll kill cancer for krissakes

 

[Kontradiction]

just smoke crack instead...that'll kill cancer for krissakes

My crack dealer got banned.

 

[borg]

Nov. 9 (UPI)--According to multiple reports, Sesame Street icon Big Bird tested positive for COVID-19 today.
The oversized yellow puppet is reportedly vaccinated, so the gender unspecific bird will be able to continue promoting the "trust the science" non-immunity jab to recently weened toddlers once it has two negative tests separated by 24 hours. In his usual high spirits, Big Bird tweeted out a hopeful message to his loyal flock: "Covid is a very dangerous virus. Wear you masks, get every jab you can, and report rule breakers to the FBI, even if they are your parents. Stay safe, like me and the Cleveland Browns. Get the jab. Don't be an Aaron Rodgers"

 

[Joker]

My crack dealer got banned.

IC was your hookup? Does Tommy666 know this? or Numb Kukk the dumbazz ****?

 

[Kontradiction]

Nov. 9 (UPI)--According to multiple reports, Sesame Street icon Big Bird tested positive for COVID-19 today.
The oversized yellow puppet is reportedly vaccinated, so the gender unspecific bird will be able to continue promoting the "trust the science" non-immunity jab to recently weened toddlers once it has two negative tests separated by 24 hours. In his usual high spirits, Big Bird tweeted out a hopeful message to his loyal flock: "Covid is a very dangerous virus. Wear you masks, get every jab you can, and report rule breakers to the FBI, even if they are your parents. Stay safe, like me and the Cleveland Browns. Get the jab. Don't be an Aaron Rodgers"

Posted this one in the Meme Dump thread, but it bears repeating…

 

[Pats2000]

The most hilarious part about this is you think you're making a genius point.

I think hes pointing out the hypocrisy of requiring a vaccine that becomes not that effective at protecting people that are barely at risk of severe covid in a matter of a few months.

Additionally, with allegations coming out thay Pfizer test labs falsified data and then they turn around and give an EUA not based on clinical trials for young kids but flawed data models, tells you all you needed to know about the profit motivation to get these out to market as quick as possible, consequences be dammed. But what do I know

 

[Pats2000]

Maybe.

I don't know what the NFL policy is. If vaccinated, can he have a positive test but no symptoms and play?

No, has to be two negative tests 24 hours apart

 

[Pats2000]

Definitely not my finest work but I’m battling a vicious cold as we speak. I ask your forgiveness and will return with a fresh mind and a heart full of courage.

You got the rona?

 

[borg]

Posted this one in the Meme Dump thread, but it bears repeating…

"Never talk too strangers....but let this masked man jab you with this happy needle"

 

[Tunescribe]

Definitely not my finest work but I’m battling a vicious cold as we speak. I ask your forgiveness and will return with a fresh mind and a heart full of courage.

 

[Kontradiction]

She’ll catch hands for talking that **** later.

 

[Kontradiction]

You got the rona?

I’m relatively certain I already got it at some point after being vaccinated. My long and short term antibodies were there when I tested after I thought I caught it. I think I have bronchitis. I had pneumonia when I was a baby then proceeded to smoke cigs for almost 15 years before I quit, so I get bronchial from time to time. But who knows? We will find out tomorrow. If I have the rona, I should be able to suit up on Sunday.

 

[Pats2000]

I’m relatively certain I already got it at some point after being vaccinated. My long and short term antibodies were there when I tested after I thought I caught it. I think I have bronchitis. I had pneumonia when I was a baby then proceeded to smoke cigs for almost 15 years before I quit, so I get bronchial from time to time. But who knows? We will find out tomorrow. If I have the rona, I should be able to suit up on Sunday.

I bet you were a menthol guy, or Virginia slims?

Good luck on not having rona though

 

[Simpelton]

Would be a break with him out, less of a break if hunt comes back. Hunts also a dual threat and dangerous. If both are out, that impacts the game in a big way.

Won't be breathing too easy with D'Earnest out there. Their RB3 is as good as some teams' RB1

 

[Kontradiction]

I bet you were a menthol guy, or Virginia slims?

Good luck on not having rona though

I started on menthols then went back and forth between Marlboro Blend 27s and Parliaments. I stuck with the latter because you can sprinkle a little bit of coke in the filter and get a quick tune-up before enjoying the smooth cancer.

 

[Simpelton]

You got the rona?

i've had it. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I was flat on my back for 2 weeks. nearly had to be hospitalized but my folks were around and took care of me. I was so short of breath I couldn't walk from the bedroom to the bathroom without pausing for breath and a water break twice. It was bad.

This was before the vaccines were out. Anything I have to do to never feel like that again, I'll do it.

 

[Kontradiction]

i've had it. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I was flat on my back for 2 weeks. nearly had to be hospitalized but my folks were around and took care of me. I was so short of breath I couldn't walk from the bedroom to the bathroom without pausing for breath and a water break twice. It was bad.

This was before the vaccines were out. Anything I have to do to never feel like that again, I'll do it.

Yeah, but you’re also almost 500 pounds. No offense. It’s not exactly shocking to hear that you struggled with it. You’re going to struggle with a lot of things at that weight. Wait until you get older and your joints and knees begin to fail. I sincerely hope you took my advice after losing your bro. You need to get healthy.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Won't be breathing too easy with D'Earnest out there. Their RB3 is as good as some teams' RB1

Our run D has done really well as of late so going against D'Earnest I feel pretty good. Chubb / Hunt are on another level though both rushing and recieving, it just adds to the headache of facing that offense.

 

[slash83]

Yeah, but you’re also almost 500 pounds. No offense. It’s not exactly shocking to hear that you struggled with it. You’re going to struggle with a lot of things at that weight. Wait until you get older and your joints and knees begin to fail. I sincerely hope you took my advice after losing your bro. You need to get healthy.

I had covid about a month ago, I’m 38 and in good health, could lose about 10-15 pounds but i stay active in the gym few times a week.

I say this to people who ask me about it, worst part was losing my sense of taste, would rather have covid than an actual flu any day of the week.

 

[venecol]

i've had it. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I was flat on my back for 2 weeks. nearly had to be hospitalized but my folks were around and took care of me. I was so short of breath I couldn't walk from the bedroom to the bathroom without pausing for breath and a water break twice. It was bad.

This was before the vaccines were out. Anything I have to do to never feel like that again, I'll do it.

One more pause for breath and water break than normal doesn't sound so bad.