2020 Jets/JEST/Jete Suck thread

[FreeTedWilliams]

An erudite, insightful young man displays incredible vocabulary and amazing athletic prowess!

I love how he holds up four fingers and says "he had three, count them three interceptions", then he realizes that he has too many fingers up and makes the proper adjustment.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

@JetFan79 Honestly can't tell if you're being tongue-in-cheek or not. I mean, are you honestly optimistic that this team will turn it around? This is, by all historic measures, one of the worst teams ever. And it's not like this is still some young, plucky team with developing talent trying to put it all together; it's a cynical team that lacks character, leadership, and any semblance of pride.

Why would it make any difference if some players come back? Most of those guys have already played and done terribly already. The schedule is about to get harder. I think this is a 1-15 squad. You might as well just embrace the suck at this point.

Who are they going to beat? 0-16 is a real possibility. They need to beat the Chargers, Dolphins, or Raiders, though they'll probably be 10+ point dogs in all three games. They have no chance to beat any other team on here.

 

[Bill Lee]

@JetFan79 Honestly can't tell if you're being tongue-in-cheek or not. I mean, are you honestly optimistic that this team will turn it around? This is, by all historic measures, one of the worst teams ever. And it's not like this is still some young, plucky team with developing talent trying to put it all together; it's a cynical team that lacks character, leadership, and any semblance of pride.

Why would it make any difference if some players come back? Most of those guys have already played and done terribly already. The schedule is about to get harder. I think this is a 1-15 squad. You might as well just embrace the suck at this point.

Who are they going to beat? 0-16 is a real possibility.

Yep. The HC has lost the locker room totally. The DC is openly stabbing the HC in the back just as predicted. The GM is trading away their good players. It's all circling the train just like the giant burrito JeteFan6969 ate last night. I really don't see anyone on that schedule that da Jete can beat.

 

[Bill Lee]

If da Jete had any players who actually gave a damn, we'd be seeing stuff like this:


Instead they keep their mouths shut so they don't get tagged as being a problem child, and hope that Douglas trades them.

Should get more ripe once the trade deadline passes...

 

[BTTA]

Jets open -22 @ KC.
Whatcha think, gang? Take KC and the points?

 

[Joker]

Jets open -22 @ KC.
Whatcha think, gang? Take KC and the points?

jump on it before it goes up past 30

 

[ctpatsfan77]

He had to ask why?

 

[Bill Lee]

I love the last line:

Sam Darnold Pissed He Forgot To Bench Self On Fantasy Team

FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Expressing concern that he’s already out of the playoff hunt after a brutal 2-4 start to the season, injured Jets quarterback Sam Darnold was reportedly annoyed Wednesday after forgetting to bench himself on his fantasy team this past week. “d%#*!@t, I’ve actually been meaning to...

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[Bill Lee]

This is why we need relegation...

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Ex-NFL star advising Trevor Lawrence to avoid Jets in draft

If the Jets end up with the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft, can’t-miss college quarterback Trevor Lawrence should return to Clemson for his senior season in order to avoid New York at all costs. That’…

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[Bill Lee]

It would be so Jetsy if they manage to contaminate da Jills and eek out a win or two to ruin their draft position.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Sam Darnold has no confidence left.

The moment he was selected by the Jete in the draft, his failure was inevitable. Its honestly kinda sad. He didn't choose the Jete. The Jete chose him. Now Darnold will forever be known as "I'm seeing ghosts!"

 

[slam]

I'm halfway rooting for Darnold to go to the Colts for nothing and become actually good. The Colts would have traded the pick the Jets used to get Darnold then picked him up used and damaged afterward with all the supporting players the Jets could never give himi.

 

[Joker]

Every once in a while, I find I have to tell all you guys again....DON'T OVERTHINK IT....basically, the Jets SUCK. There is no good reason to wonder why...it just is. As surely as the green sun rises in the spring it sinks into ebon darkness by fall. Theirs is not to damn their luck, tis only to know their Jets suck

 

[Chevy]

Adam Gase Insists It Way Too Early To Think About Destroying Trevor Lawrence

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Condemning radio hosts and fans who have already started talking about the upcoming draft, New York Jets head coach Adam Gase insisted Thursday that it was way too early to think about how the team would destroy the career of top quarterback prospect Trevor Lawrence. “Look, I...

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[Joker]

welp...good start for the Jete...they jump out in front 10-0...Darnold looking good and...and....and.....and.....what the hell happened? ZERO Offense since the middle of the 2ndt quarter? 12-24 120 yards and 2 INT's for the Dumb Damn Dangit Darnit.....just ridiculous how badly this twerp sucks

 

[reflexblue]

Oh MY the jest lost again. Lawrence must be starting to sweat

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Oh MY the jest lost again. Lawrence must be starting to worry

lawrence needs to be buying tons of life/accidental death and dismemberment insurance now, before he is drafted by the Jets and still eligible!

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

turned on the Jest / Bills at the end, thought it might be interesting. Jest have ball, needing to score on final drive. Announcer, almost on cue says, Jest can't take a sack here...and I burst out laughing as Darnold did just that.