PatJew Where Are You - The PatJew Thread.

[Tony2046]

I have faith Kontra can avoid that.

Changing subjects...how you doing in your post-marriage world? All good?

Regards,
Chris

Couldn't be better. Thanks for asking.

 

[Kontradiction]

Five years from now he's going to be standing in a store holding someone's purse and a diaper bag with a dad bod.

 

[Tunescribe]

That one hit close to home, huh? I’ll take 17 years. I’d imagine that’s probably a longer and better quality of life than you have left. And I’d imagine it’s much longer than my fan has left before his heart explodes.

No it didn't hit close to home, I'm just tweaking your azz.

 

[Kontradiction]

No it didn't hit close to home, I'm just tweaking your azz.

Fair enough. Apologies for the friendly fire.

 

[Kasmir]

My man... you’re in your 50s. No woman wants to be with you. Not even your wife at this point. It’s a wrap. Life’s over. But please, do keep trying. It’s increasingly hilarious watching you try to act like you’re not butthurt as you follow me around this place nipping at my ankles like some grade school kid that just got his ass spanked and wants some attention again. Unfortunately, I’m not your dad. He was probably even more ashamed of you than I am, and I haven’t even met you. Have a nice one, bud.

Hope you intended the ageism as sarcasm.

 

[Clonamery]

Five years from now he's going to be standing in a store holding someone's purse and a diaper bag with a dad bod.

Best part of this post: “someone’s purse” as if there’s a doubt as to whose purse it may be, holding it by one finger away from his dad bod.

 

[Clonamery]

Hope you intended the ageism as sarcasm.

Nope, when you’re shot, you’re shot.

 

[IllegalContact]

Hope you intended the ageism as sarcasm.

it’s one of the many ways he attempted, but failed to affect me. Little people usually have a lousy view of things

 

[Kontradiction]

Hope you intended the ageism as sarcasm.

You’re not going to report me, are you?

 

[IllegalContact]

You’re not going to report me, are you?

 

[Kontradiction]

5 unanswered replies now. Clearly not bothered by anything I said.

 

[IllegalContact]

5 unanswered replies now. Clearly not bothered by anything I said.

You answered them

 

[IcyPatriot]

For a preworkout, Try "Dark Energy" by Magnitude Life Sciences...you won't be sorry...pretty sure it's the strongest thing you can get unless you stack something with ephedrine (primatene/bronkaid)

When you are older that stuff leads to the sh!ts.
Especially that green tea crap ...

 

[jimnance]

Is this the @Patjew thread?
Seems like I took a wrong turn somewhere.

 

[Kontradiction]

When you are older that stuff leads to the sh!ts.

The stuff that he’s recommending would lead to a hospital visit. You might as well just do some coke at that point.

 

[JetFan79]

He's still not back yet?

Let me try...

 

[Joker]

beat it, Rat punk

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Days like this it feels good being under 30......

 

[JetFan79]

beat it, Rat punk

 

[Tony2046]

Days like this it feels good being under 30......

Enjoy the bacon while you can.