PatJew Where Are You - The PatJew Thread.

[Kontradiction]

who's trying desperately? maybe you should lay off that garbage.....makes you crazy

Not me. You don’t require a lot of effort. The paramedics that respond after your heart stops on the toilet, however, will require an effort to move your morbidly obese ass out the door and into the meat wagon. Do them a favor and lose some weight. But to insult you doesn’t require a lot of effort or time on my part. You’re easy. I’m shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[IllegalContact]

Not me. You don’t require a lot of effort. The paramedics that respond after your heart stops on the toilet, however, will require an effort to move your morbidly obese ass out the door and into the meat wagon. Do them a favor and lose some weight. But to insult you doesn’t require a lot of effort or time on my part. You’re easy. I’m shooting fish in a barrel.

little people like you put a ton of effort toward trying to insult people baselessly......you pretend to know something about me.....it does take some effort

stop drinking that sh*t......and check your back for zits

 

[Kontradiction]

little people like you put a ton of effort toward trying to insult people baselessly......you pretend to know something about me.....it does take some effort

stop drinking that sh*t......and check your back for zits

I don’t need to make stuff up baselessly. Your diet was on record. You posted about it many times. You’re a bacon boy. Doesn’t exactly take a MENSA candidate to take that info and figure out that you’re severely overweight and the cholesterol is forming a blockade in your arteries that would make the colonial British Navy proud. Your cut downs are still weak too. Impress me.

 

[IllegalContact]

I don’t need to make stuff up baselessly. Your diet was on record. You posted about it many times. You’re a bacon boy. Doesn’t exactly take a MENSA candidate to take that info and figure out that you’re severely overweight and the cholesterol is forming a blockade in your arteries that would make the colonial British Navy proud. Your cut downs are still weak too. Impress me.

I'm not cutting anyone down.......just stating the obvious with someone who has a napoleon complex.......too cluelessly focused on other people's size probably due to the fact that I'm a foot taller than you

Why So Many Women Prefer to Be with Tall Men

BTW.......it takes 2 lbs of bacon once cooked to get to the recommended daily allowance of cholesterol

 

[Kontradiction]

I'm not cutting anyone down.......just stating the obvious with someone who has a napoleon complex.......too cluelessly focused on other people's size probably due to the fact that I'm a foot taller than you

Why So Many Women Prefer to Be with Tall Men

BTW.......it takes 2 lbs of bacon once cooked to get to the recommended daily allowance of cholesterol

My man... you’re in your 50s. No woman wants to be with you. Not even your wife at this point. It’s a wrap. Life’s over. But please, do keep trying. It’s increasingly hilarious watching you try to act like you’re not butthurt as you follow me around this place nipping at my ankles like some grade school kid that just got his ass spanked and wants some attention again. Unfortunately, I’m not your dad. He was probably even more ashamed of you than I am, and I haven’t even met you. Have a nice one, bud.

 

[IllegalContact]

My man... you’re in your 50s. No woman wants to be with you. Not even your wife at this point. It’s a wrap. Life’s over. But please, do keep trying. It’s increasingly hilarious watching you try to act like you’re not butthurt as you follow me around this place nipping at my ankles like some grade kid that just got his ass spanked and wants some attention again. Unfortunately, I’m not your dad. He was probably even more ashamed of you than I am, and I haven’t even met you. Have a nice one, bud.

what's even funnier is your assumption that some caffeine induced athlete wannabe and his jitters is going to bother anyone.......you're a noise-maker.....a fricking chihuahua

you put time into 'remembering' all kinds of things about me.......as though I matter......trust me, you do not

now run along with your sheepish grin

 

[BadMoFo]

 

[Clonamery]

I think Patjew is tall. I think that’s a good thing while he’s wandering through the desert of no football.

 

[Kontradiction]

I think Patjew is tall. I think that’s a good thing while he’s wandering through the desert of no football.

Well if the last two pages of this thread doesn’t make him want to come back, nothing will.

 

[IllegalContact]

Well if the last two pages of this thread doesn’t make him want to come back, nothing will.

you greatly overestimate your effect

 

[Tunescribe]

My man... you’re in your 50s. No woman wants to be with you. Not even your wife at this point. It’s a wrap. Life’s over. But please, do keep trying. It’s increasingly hilarious watching you try to act like you’re not butthurt as you follow me around this place nipping at my ankles like some grade school kid that just got his ass spanked and wants some attention again. Unfortunately, I’m not your dad. He was probably even more ashamed of you than I am, and I haven’t even met you. Have a nice one, bud.

what's even funnier is your assumption that some caffeine induced athlete wannabe and his jitters is going to bother anyone.......you're a noise-maker.....a fricking chihuahua

you put time into 'remembering' all kinds of things about me.......as though I matter......trust me, you do not

now run along with your sheepish grin

 

[reflexblue]

I think Patjew is tall. I think that’s a good thing while he’s wandering through the desert of no football.

I've seen pictures of PatJew standing with Bob Kraft, PJ is a few inches taller from what I can remember.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Well if the last two pages of this thread doesn’t make him want to come back, nothing will.

Yes, because it highlights the moderators' new found restraint ...

 

[Clonamery]

I've seen pictures of PatJew standing with Bob Kraft, PJ is a few inches taller from what I can remember.

Well that would help Bob Kraft if he’s ever lost wandering.

 

[Tunescribe]

My man... you’re in your 50s. No woman wants to be with you. Not even your wife at this point. It’s a wrap. Life’s over.

So you've got what now -- 17 years of life left? I guess that's about right, Florida will be under water by then anyway.

 

[Kontradiction]

So you've got what now -- 17 years of life left? I guess that's about right, Florida will be under water well before then anyway.

That one hit close to home, huh? I’ll take 17 years. I’d imagine that’s probably a longer and better quality of life than you have left. And I’d imagine it’s much longer than my fan has left before his heart explodes.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

That one hit close to home, huh? I’ll take 17 years...and better quality of life than you have left...

...said the recently-married guy.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Tony2046]

@mods- can you please put a stop to the anti-bacon comments? It's depressing.

#stopthebaconbashing

 

[Tony2046]

...said the recently-married guy.

Regards,
Chris

Five years from now he's going to be standing in a store holding someone's purse and a diaper bag with a dad bod.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

Five years from now he's going to be standing in a store holding someone's purse and a diaper bag with a dad bod.

I have faith Kontra can avoid that.

Changing subjects...how you doing in your post-marriage world? All good?

Regards,
Chris