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  1. Crononaut

    Crononaut 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I remember a game thread once where Wilfork delivered a particularly devastating shot on what I believe was some poor, unsuspecting Bills receiver.

    Patjew commented that if he'd been hit that hard his whole family would have fell down.

    Only time on here I've ever spit out my drink from laughing. Hope he reports back by training camp.
     
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  2. Tony2046

    Tony2046 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Wait. I'm confused. Would that mean he'd have to change his name to PatJesus6?
     
  3. KontradictioN

    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    *Coughs* Jesus was a Jew.
     
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  4. Clonamery

    Clonamery PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I thought he was a carpenter.
     
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  5. KontradictioN

    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    No. He was a Jew. I had breakfast with him one time and he didn’t reach for his wallet when the bill came. He was very polite as well.
     
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  6. Tony2046

    Tony2046 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Wow. Who knew?
     
  7. KontradictioN

    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Now you do. I’ll let you off light since you’re doing His work with the Garoppolite thread. Hosannah in the highest, my son.
     
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  8. Clonamery

    Clonamery PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Fnord is going to need evidence from the mohel.
     
  9. Bill Lee

    Bill Lee What, me worry? PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Damn, I thought I'd learned my lesson back in 2011 ( 2011 end times prediction - Wikipedia ) ...

    Nah, he'll prove that Jesus guy was a fraud, his people were right to be waiting for the true Messiah, and we'll all switch over to worshiping PatJew.
     
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  10. Clonamery

    Clonamery PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Wait a sec. what about all their hits: We’ve Only Just Begun; Top of the World; Close to You; Superstar; For All We Know; Hurting Each Other; Love Me for What I Am.

    Jesus was definitely a carpenter.
     
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  11. Tony2046

    Tony2046 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    I thought when being reborn on the Patsfans site you needed to add a 6 to your name.

    Patjew6?
     
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  12. JJC

    JJC I didn't order assholes with my whiskey. PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Shouldn't that be present tense? He is supposed to come back, right?
     
  13. supafly

    supafly Suddenly sad and Brady-less PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    I heard that he makes a mean coffee table.
     
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    Why did he cough? Was it from sawdust while doing carpentry? It doesn't say anything about that in the Bible.
     
  15. JJC

    JJC I didn't order assholes with my whiskey. PatsFans.com Supporter

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    KontradictioN Florida Man PatsFans.com Supporter

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    Your material is pretty bad in the morning. Maybe try again later after a good breakfast.
     
  17. Ian

    Ian Administrator Staff Member ADMINISTRATOR

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    Tunescribe PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter Weekly Picks Winner

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    Your view of my material lacks appreciation in the morning. Maybe try again after a cup or two of coffee.
     
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  19. betterthanthealternative

    betterthanthealternative PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I'm sticking with my theory that fnord is PatJew's alter ego poster. We aren't "missing" Patjew so much as one of his personalities has been pushed out of the picture by the other. This is just bullying. PatJew will be found tied up in a digital closet with some slightly twisted joke pinned to his chest.

    Has anyone here ever seen them together, same place, same time? Prove me wrong.
     
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    PP2 Pro Bowl Player

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    He wasn't that good of a carpenter because if he was, he wouldn't have turned to preaching.
     
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