PatJew Where Are You - The PatJew Thread.

[shmessy]

Oy gevalt, it's a shanda......
Parents used to speak Yiddish when they didn't want us kids to know what they were saying.....They never figured out until later in life that as kids, we learned to understand it, even if we couldn't speak it....

Sha, shtunk, shtill!!!!

 

[Patsfanin Philly]

צי איר טראַכטן PatJew קען זיין ווארטן צו זען ווי לאַנג דעם פאָדעם לאַסץ אויף די פאָרום 'ס הויפּט בלאַט איידער צוריקקומען?

יתכן

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Yes while PatJew is not around it is going to have to be no days off for
Jewish representation in the main board ... everyone doing their job - the Patriot way.

We also need to find a replacement for ChristianCat. Any Tebow-mania message board missionaries lurking around here?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

He will when he will ... it is what it is ... but I am sure he will.

I can tell hes beloved here. Honestly, before I saw this thread I thought leaving over post deletion was dramatic too, but quickly learned how wrong I was. Im passionate about stuff myself and can tell you guys are almost a family here. Most forums I am on lack that family feeling.

Hoping Patjew returns soon. Hes a really good guy.

 

[supafly]

We also need to find a replacement for ChristianCat.

Please, no. She sent me around 10 private messages a day, most of them Tebow related. Once it became apparent that I didn’t want to engage in Tebow talk, it got super weird. She reported me for being mean or unreasonable or something like that. Thankfully, the mods didn’t fall for her shenanigans. She must have been doing the same thing with others.

 

[Tunescribe]

Please, no. She sent me around 10 private messages a day, most of them Tebow related. Once it became apparent that I didn’t want to engage in Tebow talk, it got super weird. She reported me for being mean or unreasonable or something like that. Thankfully, the mods didn’t fall for her shenanigans. She must have been doing the same thing with others.

Was this person confirmed to be a she? One odd thing I recall about ChristianCat apart from the Tebow obsession was he/she was a big fan of watching the Pro Bowl -- throwing a party for it with friends, food, etc. like the Super Bowl.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Please, no. She sent me around 10 private messages a day, most of them Tebow related. Once it became apparent that I didn’t want to engage in Tebow talk, it got super weird. She reported me for being mean or unreasonable or something like that. Thankfully, the mods didn’t fall for her shenanigans. She must have been doing the same thing with others.

WTF

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

New rumor is Patjew isn't returning in 2020. Hes waiting for 2021 royal rumble.

Heres a sneak peak:

 

[Clonamery]

Damn!
That's it, someone start a poll:

I'm a Jew
I'm a gentile
RLKAG

You forgot: All of the Above

 

[JJC]

Damn!
That's it, someone start a poll:

I'm a Jew
I'm a gentile
RLKAG

That's so binary!

What about those of us that are 51/49 split?

Or do we go with a 0/100 determination based on maternal lineage?

 

[IcyPatriot]

Was this person confirmed to be a she? One odd thing I recall about ChristianCat apart from the Tebow obsession was he/she was a big fan of watching the Pro Bowl -- throwing a party for it with friends, food, etc. like the Super Bowl.

Yes ... she confirmed herself as a member of the female species of humans.

 

[venecol]

That's so binary!

What about those of us that are 51/49 split?

Or do we go with a 0/100 determination based on maternal lineage?

Clearly I don't know what I'm talking about.

Half n half it is.

 

[venecol]

Clearly I don't know what I'm talking about.

Half n half it is.

Or whatever the proper term is to not insult anyone.

 

[maust]

Problem is, this thread is too much fun without him. If he comes back it's all over.

I DON'T CARE! I CAN'T STAND IT!!!

 

[Bonzo]

One odd thing I recall about ChristianCat apart from the Tebow obsession was he/she was a big fan of watching the Pro Bowl -- throwing a party for it with friends, food, etc. like the Super Bowl.

Oh God, sick. *barf*

That's more disturbing by far than even the post right before about the stalking. It's more gross than beating off to a picture of your girlfriend.

 

[Tunescribe]

I DON'T CARE! I CAN'T STAND IT!!!

Maybe PJ is at Jewish camp making macaroni pictures.

 

[Bill Lee]

Patjew is a good poster.

Any update on when he will start posting again?

On the third day he will rise again, according to the scripture....

 

[Clonamery]

On the third day he will rise again, according to the scripture....

Much too late for that. I know men much older than PJ, doesn’t take but half a day to rise again, less if they’re on the blue pill.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Much too late for that. I know men much older than PJ, doesn’t take but half a day to rise again, less if they’re on the blue pill.

Do you happen to know where one can get one of those?

asking for a friend

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

It's more gross than beating off to a picture of your girlfriend.

What’s wrong with this?