Oh No! Gisele dumps Tom!

[IcyPatriot]

My husband snores, snoring to me is like nails on a chalk board lol, we have separate rooms. Definitely not as uncommon as some think. Love the guy to death just can’t sleep next to him.

My wife and I were snoring in our 20's and she is all over the bed.
I have OCD so anything that annoys me is extreme nails on a chalk board.
I love sleeping on a couch ... way better than a bed IMO.

 

[Tunescribe]

My husband snores, snoring to me is like nails on a chalk board lol, we have separate rooms. Definitely not as uncommon as some think. Love the guy to death just can’t sleep next to him.

Nobody seems to believe a woman can be the one who snores but my wife sleeps on her back and that's where it starts. You're right, it's impossible.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Anyways ... as for Brady.
He is so screwed when he doesn't play anymore.
Welcome to our life Tom .......

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

That picture looks like Tom is 20 year-old rockstar meth head with those gaunt cheeks and crazy eyes, and Giselle looks like a photoshopped Jessica Biel pic from 1999.

 

[Tunescribe]

Anyways ... as for Brady.
He is so screwed when he doesn't play anymore.
Welcome to our life Tom .......

Tom reportedly is a bit hen-pecked. Just goes to show you can have everything on a worldly level -- wealth, success, fame, great kids -- but still face big challenges in your primary relationship.

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

Do you know what avacado ice cream farts must smell like at 3 am

 

[fnordcircle]

My husband snores, snoring to me is like nails on a chalk board lol, we have separate rooms. Definitely not as uncommon as some think. Love the guy to death just can’t sleep next to him.

Has he tried nasal dilaters? Not the sticky, bandaid ones I mean the ones you jam into your nose?

I never had a snoring problem but I swear by those badboys for improving air flow in general which is beneficial in the southwest since I was struggling to sleep because I couldn't breathe in the dry air at night.

 

[fnordcircle]

Do you know what avacado ice cream farts must smell like at 3 am

Nope, you'll have to tell us.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Do you know what avacado ice cream farts must smell like at 3 am

Bung chow it ........

 

[Le Numéro Douze]

So now that Brad and Angelina are REALLY divorced, these ****ers need a new couple to harass...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

My wife and I were snoring in our 20's and she is all over the bed.
I have OCD so anything that annoys me is extreme nails on a chalk board.
I love sleeping on a couch ... way better than a bed IMO.

I’ve slept on a couch for so long that I can’t sleep on a bed. If I go to a hotel, I’ll start on the bed and after an hour go the couch and sleep there, if they have a couch.

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

Nope, you'll have to tell us.

You would have to ask Giselle. That is why I said “must”

 

[signbabybrady]

Too late now Kontra .......

-Reversed? -Reversed?

 

[BUSTAMOVE]

Bung chow it ........

No wonder you sleep on the couch. I’d be afraid to fall asleep next to you

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Yawl don't wanna know. Just gonna say, end stage COPD. You're going to be begging for just snoring.

Also I wanted to mention, w/all you guys coming in here saying how you love it on the couch or being in separate rooms etc. it's about 5 minutes until someone decides that makes them compatible and we end up w/a 90s style internet broken home.

REMEMBER PEOPLE, what makes you compatible is your isolation! Don't do it!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

LOL that Prince Harry and his smokin’ hot wife think they’ll actually make something of themselves on their own, without the royal family there to wipe their asses.

Yah. Because if there's one person that couldn't conceivably make a life for herself without being a princess, it's "Meghan, Dutchess of Sussex."

I mean, who even knows her real name. Oh that's right, it's Markle, and everybody knew it before she got royal.

I get deriding royals, and for that matter, hollywood and whatnot, but I don't understand the belief that she can't make a living. And therefore, Harry's taken care of as long as he rides those coat tails.

Interesting shift in the provider paradigm though... from the British public to your wife.

 

[Kontradiction]

Yah. Because if there's one person that couldn't conceivably make a life for herself without being a princess, it's "Meghan, Dutchess of Sussex."

I mean, who even knows her real name. Oh that's right, it's Markle, and everybody knew it before she got royal.

I get deriding royals, and for that matter, hollywood and whatnot, but I don't understand the belief that she can't make a living. And therefore, Harry's taken care of as long as he rides those coat tails.

Interesting shift in the provider paradigm though... from the British public to your wife.

Ah. So Prince Harry is a Nancyboy that’s going to have to ride his American wife’s coat tails in the real world in order to have a shot? Sounds about right. And I guess you’re different, but I had no idea who the hell Markle was before she married him. Maybe they can do what Paltrow does and sell candles of her vag scent?

 

[RobertWeathers]

This is hard-hitting journalism..

Nevertheless, the dubious source alleges that Brady and Bündchen have been “having some nasty, blowout fights” over his refusal to retire. “One was after Gisele told Tom that a psychic told her to leave him,”

#giselexit

 

[Kontradiction]

This is hard-hitting journalism..


#giselexit

This is the story the people need to know about.

 

[Vatahala]

Time to trade her in for a younger model.

I wonder how much alimony TB will get?