I've read two articles on this event. Both just hours after the initial release of info. (Not the full release)
Each article specifically mentioned his Florida residence. One actually went into extreme detail regarding his double unit........... at the Breakers.
Spend less attention on the dirty details and more on the readily available circumstantial evidence and you too can come up with original thoughts.
Regarding word choice, I adopted "fan boy" into my repertoire in the late 90's when I moved to S. Florida and was subjected to Jimmy and Danny / Danny and Jimmy sports talk drama that consumed this area 24/7. The self proclaimed Dolphin Fan Boys drove that narrative for 5 years ad nauseum. It is not a stretch seeing similarities in fan loyaty/ignorance from New Englanders....or any sports fandom. Believing Shank owns this term is a bit lazy on your part.
"Favorite son" has never been part of my schtick so stop projecting unto others.
"If you must" ....again, you are projecting.
"Booster Seat" is all mine and one of my favorite go to lines....and if Shank is stealing my material, where are my residuals.
And if you see others refer to Bob as "Krafty" or "Vodka Gimlet Bob"....please demand that I receive proper credit
Anything else?