Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[JetFan79]

Oh, the gift that keeps on giving...

Look at the film of last night's game. Perhaps to salvage what we'll generously term your sanity, you didn't watch it live.

Keep looking at those draft projections.

Think about what enormous good fortune would land you what the Titans achieved this season.

Then look at that film.

I'm afraid that there's the Patriots, and then a couple of notches down the food chain, there's the hot team of a given year... Falcons... Seahawks... CHIEFS?????

Then there's a drop-off and there's the teams that back into the playoffs and wild-card-round heroes.

Then there's nine miles of excrement and there's the Dolphins.

You're down under the Dolphins so far that it takes the light from their dorsal fins a year to reach you.

JETE Jete Jete Jete!

LOL but lovin' the fan methodology. You just keep on scouting those draft projections. Any minute now you'll be drafting the freakin Swamp Messiah.

And probably his agent will hold out for a trade to the Gintz or something.

Skipped the game last night. Not out of hate for the Pats or anything, but it was easily the least interesting game.

The Philly/Atlanta game was decent. And I'm sure both today will be good.

Besides, I'm hearing the refs were helping NE again last night? Not that it matters vs Tennessee. But would have only been frustrating to see.

 

[Tunescribe]

Skipped the game last night. Not out of hate for the Pats or anything, but it was easily the least interesting game. Besides, I'm hearing the refs were helping NE again last night? Not that it matters vs Tennessee. But would have only been frustrating to see.

Here, try this:

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Just don't tell them you're a Jete fan.

 

[Clonamery]

Skipped the game last night. Not out of hate for the Pats or anything, but it was easily the least interesting game.

The Philly/Atlanta game was decent. And I'm sure both today will be good.

Besides, I'm hearing the refs were helping NE again last night? Not that it matters vs Tennessee. But would have only been frustrating to see.

Your continuing passive aggressive posts have no friends here...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Your continuing passive aggressive posts have no friends here...

Cut him some slack. He roots for a team that, by the rulebook, could never complete a pass... because doing so includes making a "football move," something no JETE has done since around 2012.

 

[Tunescribe]

Your continuing passive aggressive posts have no friends here...

His envy, frustration and anger are so palpable it practically begs coining a new word: frustrajete? Despairajete?

 

[Clonamery]

His envy, frustration and anger are so palpable it practically begs coining a new word: frustrajete? Despairajete?

Jealoujete?

 

[Tunescribe]

Jealoujete?

Jetetration.

 

[JetFan79]

Your continuing passive aggressive posts have no friends here...

I have no clue if it's true. I just read a couple comments. My bad. Maybe it's not true.

Regardless, doubt it matters when the score was like 40-14.

 

[Tunescribe]

I have no clue if it's true. I just read a couple comments. My bad. Maybe it's not true.

Regardless, doubt it matters when to score was like 40-14.

Help us out here: we're working on a term to accurately summarize your envy/anger/frustration demonstrated this morning. What would you say works best from this selection?

1). Despairajete
2). Jeloujete
3). Frustrajete
4). Jetetration

Feel free to make a suggestion of your own.

 

[Tony2046]

I have no clue if it's true. I just read a couple comments. My bad. Maybe it's not true.

Regardless, doubt it matters when to score was like 40-14.

You're full of ****. We know you watched. You probably spanked your little monkey out of frustration knowing that your ridiculous "tank plan" predictions are DOA before the 2018 season has even started.

 

[JetFan79]

You're full of ****. We know you watched. You probably spanked your little monkey out of frustration knowing that your ridiculous "tank plan" predictions are DOA before the 2018 season has even started.

Really didn't.

I'll definitely watch the afc championship though.

 

[JetFan79]

Help us out here: we're working on a term to accurately summarize your envy/anger/frustration demonstrated this morning. What would you say works best from this selection?

1). Depairajete
2). Jeloujete
3). Frustrajete
4). Jetetration

Feel free to make a suggestion of your own.

Jetxcited?

That might explain our current feeling as we count down to free agency n the draft.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jetxcited?

That might explain our current feeling as we count down to free agency n the draft.

Ah, but THAT leads to ... Jetespair:

 

[reflexblue]

Help us out here: we're working on a term to accurately summarize your envy/anger/frustration demonstrated this morning. What would you say works best from this selection?

1). Depairajete
2). Jeloujete
3). Frustrajete
4). Jetetration

Feel free to make a suggestion of your own.

Jetejection

 

[Clonamery]

Jetejection

Jeteblivion.

 

[Tony2046]

Jetecide

 

[Tony2046]

E-jet-culation = What the jete do when their team wins except when they want them to lose.

 

[reflexblue]

Jetecide

What jete fans Contimplate every sunday afternoon at appox 4pm

 

[Tunescribe]

E-jet-culation = What the jete do when their time win except when they want them to lose.

Premature ejete-ulation: what happens to a Jete fan between asking a girl on a date and when she tells him "no way."

 

[Joker]

I think it's time for a Jetes cheer to start off the latest season of ignominious green idiocy..

S-H-I-T...Jete Jete Jete