Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Beware Jets! Your quest for the laughable honor of the #1 draft pick has just gotten tougher. Welcome in, The Bungals! In a battle that could end 0-0, who will get the #1 draft pick?

Survey says: Nobody cares! You suck!

 

[Tunescribe]

Time to get that ol' kicking leg limbered up for today's game ...

 

[Joker]

heh...those "new" safeties you morons drafted really showed up today. They trailed every Raider receiver by at least a yard all game long. YOU have to be ******ed to chirp like a goddamned green chicken with its' head cut off about your stupid brain trust's draft decisions. YOU SUCK. EVERYTHING associated with you sucks. How do you not realize this? You got ****kblasted off the planet again and yet all you want to do is *********** yourselves into a green coma about your "steals!". Somebody stole your goddamned brain cells at birth.

 

[Tunescribe]

Oakland 45, Green Puke 20. That's worth a double!

 

[AtomicDawg]

Everything JETE in one stupid ass play.

 

[Joker]

aha..the MUFFUMBLE!

"uh, I'll have the Jete green plate special, waiter..."

Ok, be right back..."Two buffumbles and green ham on a black toasted MUFFin...and a side of roasted moron..."

 

[Bill Lee]

Oakland 45, Green Puke 20. That's worth a double!

The gamblers underestimated the Jete and their ability to lose -- they only gave a touchdown and two field goals when they could have given them three touchdowns and a field goal and Jete still lost by one more point!

It's a good thing Jete fans are masochists: normal human beings couldn't put up with this kind of humiliation.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Did you guys see the Jets play today? I didn't, because they sucked two weeks in a row! Though, all according to plan... right? Next season they will have a winning record and detrone the Pats!

Honestly, I see this tanking going absolutely nowhere. Truth, they might get a playoff birth eventually. Even **** can manage to not stink as bad sometimes. Thats how I see the Jete: "Pieces of **** on the field that stink most of the time, but will randomly smell less once in a blue moon only to have their dreams flushed away"

 

[Joker]

BTW...JetFan79 is MIA...probably took the pipe in his garage after today's embarrassing obliteration. Oh well, off to the wild green blunde...er..yonder.

 

[AtomicDawg]

 

[JetFan79]

BTW...JetFan79 is MIA...probably took the pipe in his garage after today's embarrassing obliteration. Oh well, off to the wild green blunde...er..yonder.

Ha, I'm here.

Just letting you all have fun for a while. My takes wouldn't be that fun. I'm loving how things are going!

Sure I'd prefer the younger QBs/WRs playing more, but still have 14 more losses for that.

 

[Tunescribe]

BTW...JetFan79 is MIA...probably took the pipe in his garage after today's embarrassing obliteration. Oh well, off to the wild green blunde...er..yonder.

d%#*!@t, couldn't you just leave well enough alone?

Ha, I'm here.

Just letting you all have fun for a while. My takes wouldn't be that fun. I'm loving how things are going!

Sure I'd prefer the younger QBs/WRs playing more, but still have 14 more losses for that.

Please go away again and make no mistake: you do not possess the ability to "let" or "not let" us do anything here. Your "takes" are irrelevant and only a delusional moron would love seeing his team destroyed/humiliated. You have nothing worthwhile or even remotely interesting to offer.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Every time I think the Jets can't sink any lower, I am gleefully surprised. Here's a thought: you deserve to be humiliated. People buy tickets to see two professional football teams, not one. The Raiders are now outclass the Jets by about three levels...lol

The Jets didn't like Marshawn Lynch dancing on the sidelines during blowout

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Man, I love following the Jets. But next year, they'll FINALLY get a chance at a franchise quarterback.

Jets GM was advised to draft Derek Carr in 2014, report says

Also, Terry Bradway stood on the table in 2012 and screamed for them to draft Russell Wilson.

Russell Wilson coveted by one New York Jets executive

 

[Ring 6]

Only the Jete could have fans who think 0-16 is the greatest season they could ever have.
I wonder how many tanks in a row they will root for?

 

[1960Pats]

It's been a while since I posted in this thread. Not because the Jete don't suck, they clearly do. But... they suck so much that I can't put it into words.

The first few games of the year are the top of the mountain for the Jete. They usually go from tied for 2nd at 0-1 to tied for 3rd at 0-2 and it's all down hill from there.

I think any normal Jete fan (if there is such a thing) would have to think about dumping them and letting them know how they feel.

I don't care who they draft. They'll also suck. That's the Jete Way.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets didn't like Marshawn Lynch dancing on the sidelines during blowout

Aw, poor pathetic Jete. If they are willing to humiliate themselves by tanking, they sure as hell have no right to whine about opponents shoving it in their faces. THIS is what tanking does to a team. By the end of this season the Jete will be in such a state of shambles no free agent would dare consider going there and top college QBs will opt for staying in school.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Here it is...your weekly moment of JETE.

First everyone's infamous Goombah Joe Benigno and his weekly JETE tirade!



Next, the sad sacks over at SNY give their weekly Report Card....and as you might imagine.....the grades are terrible! (Except for Ray Lucas's first grade.....talk about CTE residuals)

 

[Joker]

B, C+ and B minus...these really ARE Jete fanboys. No wonder intergalactic suckage is allowed to permeate this fetid organization. Delusional shytbird fanboys representing this team in the media are proof that Woodhead Johnson's only aim is fleecing the green sucker fanbase of every last nickel of their allowances.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

B, C+ and B minus...these really ARE Jete fanboys. No wonder intergalactic suckage is allowed to permeate this fetid organization. Delusional shytbird fanboys representing this team in the media are proof that Woodhead Johnson's only aim is fleecing the green sucker fanbase of every last nickel of their allowances.

I wonder what it would take for them to get an F.