Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[AtomicDawg]

Joe and Evan from yesterday. Maybe there will be 16 of these this year!

 

[Joker]

so...the JETE suck again. Thanx Joe!

 

[PatsWSB47]

Of course not. But when turned up to full-blast, that bidet can pack a powerful blow itself.

Jeez 79, what happened? Did you pop your inflatable doll? I guess necessity is the mother of invention. First the bizarre way you legitimize the Jets suckage and now this perverted use of a bidet.

 

[Bill Lee]

Joe and Evan from yesterday. Maybe there will be 16 of these this year!

Thanks for reviving one of the staples of this thread!

Crapping on the D line: Mo got his money so he mailed it in, tired of hearing how damn good Leonard is, what has he done -- nothing!

Joe admits he's an ass for being a Jete fan!

Zip forward to the 6:00 mark and he's really ripping by then: why tank when the team is going to blow the pick anyway? Bowles should have been gone already and will be gone at the end of the season. Get rid of McCagnon and start all over since the players he's picked stink!

Classic Joe ripping on the Jets, it never gets old. It's like comfort food for the ears.

 

[JetFan79]

Jeez 79, what happened? Did you pop your inflatable doll? I guess necessity is the mother of invention. First the bizarre way you legitimize the Jets suckage and now this perverted use of a bidet.

I'm just trying to keep Tuney distracted/entertained with stuff I think he'd enjoy.

If you get one though, definitely consider a pressure reduction valve. That stream can lift ya off the bowl!

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm just trying to keep Tuney distracted/entertained with stuff I think he'd enjoy.

Most entertaining of all are your occasional absences from this thread.

If you get one though, definitely consider a pressure reduction valve. That stream can lift ya off the bowl!

It's no secret you enjoy lift-offs from the nether regions:

 

[IcyPatriot]

I thought he was Todd Super Bowles?

Will Bowles Make it to the End of the Year?

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Clonamery]

Wait...maybe Cimini is watching a practice.

 

[Clonamery]

I thought he was Todd Super Bowles?

Will Bowles Make it to the End of the Year?

I thought it was Todd Bowels.

 

[Bill Lee]

I thought it was Todd Bowels.

Todd Blowes.

 

[IcyPatriot]

An old one but it gets funnier every time.

 

[Clonamery]

An old one but it gets funnier every time.

Might be real. Instead of donating money to the Red Cross for Irma/Harvey, the Jete are sending what they have most at hand.

 

[AtomicDawg]

See this on my Twitter timeline:



*Me picking up every wide receiver on the Jete schedule*

 

[AtomicDawg]

 

[Tunescribe]

How much will the Tanking Green Slime lose by tomorrow? I say Oakland being favored by 14 is too low. The Jete need to make this a statement game: "No NFL team will deter our quest for terminal suckage!"

 

[Tony2046]

How much will the Tanking Green Slime lose by tomorrow? I say Oakland being favored by 14 is too low. The Jete need to make this a statement game: "No NFL team will deter our quest for terminal suckage!"

"They're going to develop the young talent" is such a crock of ****.

 

[Clonamery]

"They're going to develop the young talent" is such a crock of ****.

"They're going to develop into loser young talent" is a jete mantra.

 

[Joker]

"oh..the 'ol green slime...they are what they used to be...are what they used to be... are what they used to be

oh...the 'ol green slime...they are what they used to be...many more years to go

many more years to go...many more years to go...oh, the 'ol green slime they are what they used to be

many more years to go!"