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[Bill Lee]

Yea I was a teen for Born in the USA.

Its a typical Bruce album. Some songs are great. Some are depressing as hell only on that album he made the depressing songs poppy.

"Thunder Road" was on the radio 24x7 when I was a teenager. It doesn't stand up well to multiple listens. However, it was the thing to say you liked if you wanted the girls to think you were the sensitive type. Lots of my friends went that way. Some even got laid I preferred the challenge of talking the intelligent ones into bed!

 

[Tunescribe]

I preferred the challenge of talking the intelligent ones into bed!

Something you NEVER will hear from a Jete fan.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Since Rosen's mother is not Jewish, the Orthodox wouldn't recognize him as Jewish.

He doesn't identify as Jewish, either religiously or ethnically.

So you sort of have to apply the "one drop" theory to his ethnic Jewish identity. He's Jewish by the Nuremburg laws, but not by anything else. If he wants to celebrate that part, cool, but it seems like he doesn't.

As to that New York nickname for Rosen? If it's in-house among Jews: they can say it, you can't. Cope.

If it's a witticism from the gentile football fan community: I'm calling antifa on you guys.

Seriously though: Can we just stop the Rosen's religion conversation now? Right on the edge of some pretty unpleasant territory. We're only hatin' on the Jete here. I for one find it refreshing to watch the hate piled on something other than an ethnic or religious group.

Okay guys, hate on the Jete some more.

As a secular Jew myself, I pose the following. What is more full of misery and hardship: the 40 years wandering through the desert or the 40 years since Super Bowl III?

 

[PatsWSB47]

As a secular Jew myself, I pose the following. What is more full of misery and hardship: the 40 years wandering through the desert or the 40 years since Super Bowl III?

Well I'm not Jewish or a Jet fan so I can't begin to comprehend the misery. Fortunately the wandering has ended for Jews.......and the Jets didn't exist then. I can't imagine the horror of wandering in the desert and at the same time being a Jet fan....but it is written that God will not give us more than we can handle so it makes sense that that the Jets didn't exist then.

 

[Joker]

Stanley Matis performs a near perfect song about the Land of JETE...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Well I'm not Jewish or a Jet fan so I can't begin to comprehend the misery. Fortunately the wandering has ended for Jews.......and the Jets didn't exist then. I can't imagine the horror of wandering in the desert and at the same time being a Jet fan....but it is written that God will not give us more than we can handle so it makes sense that that the Jets didn't exist then.

Pure wisdom.

 

[TommyD4207]

Now we know why Geno Smith couldn't make it in New York.
They should have nicknamed him Broadway Jew.

Did you all see how well Geno Smith played in the preseason? The Giants are hardly perfect personnel-wise and coaching-wise, but they're at an NFL-level organization. Hell, Smith beat out their draft pick from a couple of years ago.

He always had talent coming out of WV, but definitely needed coaching, which he got none of with the Jete.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

As a secular Jew myself, I pose the following. What is more full of misery and hardship: the 40 years wandering through the desert or the 40 years since Super Bowl III?

49 years, going on 100. So the Jete win!

Wait, that sounded wrong. I guess it's a tie?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Well I'm not Jewish or a Jet fan so I can't begin to comprehend the misery. Fortunately the wandering has ended for Jews.......and the Jets didn't exist then. I can't imagine the horror of wandering in the desert and at the same time being a Jet fan....but it is written that God will not give us more than we can handle so it makes sense that that the Jets didn't exist then.

The Jete are the outcome of a bet between Satan and God: Can God make a team so bad he himself cannot save them?

 

[JetFan79]

The Jete sucks.
Adam Sandler sucks.
The Cake Boss sucks.
Rachel Ray sucks.
All of the food related tv coming from NJ sucks.
New Jersey sucks.

Nope.
You're freakin nuts.
Who?
Sure.
Fine.
Psh, the shore, nyc, philly, Poconos, tons of pro teams, tons of diversity, and so on... I learned to appreciate NJ after spending a few years in Utah. Jersey f'in rocks.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

My $0.02: I get why people love The Boss, but IMHO back in the 70's there was a lot better music available than Springsteen.

Yep, I'm a insufferable prog snob.

Okay,(1) I was a prog snob too, and frankly liked Bruce more the longer time went on.

But (2)... just for you...

And the Jete... Lie down... off Broadway

Early morning, Maccaggan
Says he's got a master plan
Geno Smith is now undone
And the green bean draftniks have their fun
Sleeping cheaply on the Sunday show,
It's the same old JETE, time to go
GET OUT!
It seems they can't believe their team,
They drown their sorrows in post-game Jim Beam
And the Jete
Lie Down
Off Broadway

The bridge-and-tunnel crowd feel their pain
Monday morning, self-respect they feign...
Man in motion, kneecap burst,
But the Jete fans feel deeper hurt
Their game plan cracked, OMG, un-taped!
The Jete fans' eyes read Anal Rape...
And off of the Parkway
Fail, Imperial Quarterhack Kid
Exits into daylight, jersey hid
And the Jete
Lie down
Off Broadway

The Jete seem right in fourth place
As the AFC East finds a speed-bag in its face
Somehow its lying there
Makes you laugh, though you should care
Though stadium light, at night, is very bright
The Jete are such victims
And their fans so dim... forget Monday night
Hack, Imperial Quarterback Fail,
Likes the gun, he's forgotten how to bail,
And the Jete
Lie down
Off broadway

Suzie tired her work all done
Thinks money-honey, Lame-ass Namath
Woody's headed to London Town
Jete fans like Namath, falling down
Jete fan women, avert your eyes
If you can't stand to see men cry
Like girls!
Something in Jersey has just begun,
Building up since 0 and 1
And the Jete
Lie down
Off Broadway
[They say the fans are not too bright, off Broadway
They say it's only tragic if you care...]

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Let's Tank (David Bowie-ish)

Let's tank put on your green cleats and tank the game

Let's tank all the games
we're playin' this year

Let's not play
while tears light up our face
Let's play
play through the crowd to an empty space

If you say run, I'll run from you
If you say dive, we'll dive
Because my love for losing
Would break my balls in two
If the pick should fall
from our plans
We'll tremble like a jete fan

Let's tank for fear
our pick should fall
Let's tank for fear we'll win is all

Let's play so we can lose the game
Let's play in the pouring rain
hide serious jete tears

If you say run, I'll run from you
If you say dive, we'll dive
Because my love for losing
Would break my balls in two
If the pick should fall
from our plans
We'll tremble like a jete fan

Let's tank put on your green clothes
and tank to lose

Let's tank all the games
we're playin' this year

Let's play you could look into my eyes
Let's play like a serious fail,
hide serious jete tears

Really tight! I appreciate the talent, Clona!

 

[Bill Lee]

Okay,(1) I was a prog snob too, and frankly liked Bruce more the longer time went on.

But (2)... just for you...

And the Jete... Lie down... off Broadway

Early morning, Maccaggan
Says he's got a master plan
Geno Smith is now undone
And the green bean draftniks have their fun
Sleeping cheaply on the Sunday show,
It's the same old JETE, time to go
GET OUT!
It seems they can't believe their team,
They drown their sorrows in post-game Jim Beam
And the Jete
Lie Down
Off Broadway

The bridge-and-tunnel crowd feel their pain
Monday morning, self-respect they feign...
Man in motion, kneecap burst,
But the Jete fans feel deeper hurt
Their game plan cracked, OMG, un-taped!
The Jete fans' eyes read Anal Rape...
And off of the Parkway
Fail, Imperial Quarterhack Kid
Exits into daylight, jersey hid
And the Jete
Lie down
Off Broadway

The Jete seem right in fourth place
As the AFC East finds a speed-bag in its face
Somehow its lying there
Makes you laugh, though you should care
Though stadium light, at night, is very bright
The Jete are such victims
And their fans so dim... forget Monday night
Hack, Imperial Quarterback Fail,
Likes the gun, he's forgotten how to bail,
And the Jete
Lie down
Off broadway

Suzie tired her work all done
Thinks money-honey, Lame-ass Namath
Woody's headed to London Town
Jete fans like Namath, falling down
Jete fan women, avert your eyes
If you can't stand to see men cry
Like girls!
Something in Jersey has just begun,
Building up since 0 and 1
And the Jete
Lie down
Off Broadway
[They say the fans are not too bright, off Broadway
They say it's only tragic if you care...]

An absolute tour de force, @PatsFanInVa !

Was just listening to the original today:


And locals might want to check out:

The Genesis Show | Tickets & Events | The Regent Theatre | Arlington, MA

[ but some prog-snobbery prevents some from accepting the PC era Genesis... ]

 

[Tunescribe]

I learned to appreciate NJ after spending a few years in Utah. Jersey f'in rocks.

Please go back to Utah, preferably a county without wifi access. Your presence here is an affront to common decency across the cultural spectrum.

 

[JetFan79]

Please go back to Utah, preferably a county without wifi access. Your presence here is an affront to common decency across the cultural spectrum.

Tuney, are you saying you don't want me here?

 

[Tunescribe]

Tuney, are you saying you don't want me here?

I'm saying you don't belong here. And all concerned are much better off with you departing to someplace far, far away, devoid of Internet access, relegating your moronic transgressions to veritable flyspeck in the ocean of memories.

 

[JetFan79]

No.

Phew... ya had me worried for a minute there.

 

[Ring 6]

Tuney, are you saying you don't want me here?

No one wants you here.

 

[neali]

Getting back to the Jete suckage, Cleveland opened the year in 2016 with 200-1 odds to win the superbowl. Bring on the 2017 Jete. 1000-1 odds. 5 times suckier than the 2016 Browns. Epic suck!

“[I've] never seen any NFL team this high before any games are played,” Ed Salmons, a 30-year veteran Las Vegas oddsmaker and assistant manager at the Westgate told ESPN’s David Purdum.


Read more here: Bet a buck on the Jets and you could win $1,000 — if they win the Super Bowl

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I'm saying you don't belong here. And all concerned are much better off with you departing to someplace far, far away, devoid of Internet access, relegating your moronic transgressions to veritable flyspeck in the ocean of memories.

Could send him to planet Mars.