Make a few bold predictions thread

[supafly]

Pats lose opener, media goes off deep end, pats go 14-1 rest of the way and secure #1 seed...

So, the team will end up being #ClownedOut

That would suck.

 

[maineman209]

If Cooks, Edelman and Gronk all stay healthy all year the 4th leading Patriots in reception yards will be White not Hogan or Mitchell.

This seems fairly likely.

 

[Froob]

So, the team will end up being #ClownedOut

That would suck.

Season would be a massive disappointment, 19-0 is the bar.

 

[patsfan13]

Patriots will:

Go 19-0

Sets Record for points scored

Allow fewest points in NFL this year

Highest point differential in league history


Brady becomes only QB in NFL history with >.750 winning % in playoffs and regular season.

Beat Packers in SB, Max Kellerman will declare that A Rogers is better than Tom Brady, predicts Brady goes off the cliff in 2018 season. Rob Parker will still call Brady the luckiest QB of all time.

 

[Kontradiction]

Prediction.

 

[slam]

At least four players will play as QB for the Jets this season.

 

[neuronet]

Pats will start the regular season 3-1

 

[The Brandon Five]

Defense will get at least one score this season (unlike 2016): pick six, fumble return, etc.

 

[Joey007]

Bold prediction: Odell and Norman will get so upset at each other for a dirty play that both will end up crying on their sidelines simultaneously.

 

[fightingirish595]

Calls for garoppolo to replaxce Brady at some point in the season

Brady wins MVP

Falcons have a top 5 defense in Yards and points

 

[chasa]

Patsfans: I will come in the top 10 in the predict the score contest.

Pats: Dion lewis will be cut/traded at some point early in the season

League: After a freak injury to all of the Quarterbacks on teh roster, the browns will sign colin Kapernick to a 1 year deal, Kap will then lead the browns to the top of the AFC north, and into the playoffs at which point the browns will be eliminated in the wildcard round

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Gronk and Cooks will combine for more TDs than the entire NY Jets team.
The Texans will play (and lose to) the Pats in the AFCCG.
Deshaun Watson OROY.
Dallas will not make the playoffs.
Minnesota will trade Teddy Bridgewater to a QB needy team during the year.
The Jets will get the #1 pick and Darnold, Rosen, and Mayfield will all decide to return to school for one more year.

 

[sb1]

Another prediction (and I hope it's wrong):

Brady is pulled from at least one game and maybe even more - via the concussion protocol and we will all wonder whether it was legit or whether this was just ordered by the league who will justify it from what we heard this offseason.

If the latter we know there is no depth that they won't stoop to "get" the Patriots and I wouldn't put it past them.

This is one reason why I think JG will be seeing some real snaps this year.

 

[Ivan]

Bold prediction: Odell and Norman will get so upset at each other for a dirty play that both will end up crying on their sidelines simultaneously.

It's not a bold prediction when it's already happened.

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Patriots meet the Giants in the SB

And the Patriots win by 21+ points.

/Opens umbrella to avoid getting hit by falling rock.

 

[Joey007]

It's not a bold prediction when it's already happened.

Thought that was just Odell that cried though

 

[FourierSeries]

These aren't bold predictions. You want a real bold prediction?

Conor over Floyd via KO in round 3.

 

[Joker]

Goodell will step on his ****...he'll blame Brady claiming Article 46 and insist he be barred like Ray Rice for sexual assault. John Mara will appear on ESPN during the night time hours with a blood transfusion bag fitted to his right arm vein promising the NFL will suck the Patriots dry if Brady tries to get re-instated . Jerry Jones will second that motion with his mummy bandaged right arm while thousands of sand scarabs emanate from every bodily orifice he possesses. Disney will make a movie out of the whole travesty and air it non stop for weeks straight on ESPN while Bob Ley and Chris Mortenson blow up balloons emblazoned with "Deballbag-gate" on them and release tens of thousands of them all over the country. Jim Irsay will corner all the balloons released in Indy and have them filled with aerated Fentanyl/cocaine and proceed to suck them dry while sitting in his limo with his "All-Holes-Annie" latex real doll, sucking face and slapping the puppet.

 

[supafly]

Jim Irsay will corner all the balloons released in Indy and have them filled with aerated Fentanyl/cocaine and proceed to suck them dry while sitting in his limo with his "All-Holes-Annie" latex real doll, sucking face and slapping the puppet.

So, basically what I consider a normal "Tuesday afternoon" in the parking lot of the local mall.