I hope you aren't referring to Pat Patriot as a bad cartoon character, because if you are those are fighting words.
I'm with
@Actual Pats Fan on this and I think many others are. We all prefer Pat over Elvis, but I don't think we're as determined to see it changed back. It never will be.
"Rob, this is going to be a very difficult team to run. I'm going to need help. Your help. Your advice."
...You want my advice?
"Yes, I do."
Get rid of the flying elvis. Give us Pat Patriot back.
"Unfortunately, the Commissioner is devoted to his empire...he's particularly fond of New England."
-New England is not fond of the Commissioner.
"Rob, I'm second in authority to my father. He's arriving back here in a few days, from a meeting with Goodell."
Then the rumors are true...
"The Commissioner does not approve of your friends. There is rebellion in the wind. It will be crushed. But the fans would listen if you were to speak out against rebellion. Rob, persuade your people that their resistance to the NFL is stupid. It is worse than stupid, futile. For it can end in only one way-extinction for your people."
I've talked to a number of people already. I've spoken against violence, against incidents. Most of the men I've talked to agree with me-
"-Oh? Not all."
No, not all...
"Well, who does not agree?"
Oh, the resentful, the impatient...
"Who are they? Yes, Rob, who are they."
Would I retain your friendship if I became an informant?
"To tell me the names of criminals is hardly informing."
They're not criminals, Jonathan, they're Patriots-
"Patriots?!"
Yes, like you...
"PATRIOTS!?!...Rob. Rob, let me explain something to you, something you may not know. The Commissioner is watching us. At this moment he watches the East. This is my great opportunity Rob, and yours, too. If I can bring order into New England I can have any post I want. And, you'll rise with me, I promise. And do you know where it can end? New York! Yes, perhaps at the side of Goodell himself! I mean it, I mean it, it can happen and this is the moment Rob, I swear, this is the time. The Commissioner is watching us, judging us. All I need do is serve him...and all you need do is help me...serve him..."
You speak as if he were God.
"He is God. The only God. He is power, real power on Earth! Not, not that. Help me, Rob."
I would do anything for you, Jonathan...except betray my own team...
"In the name of all the gods, Rob, what do the lives of a few fans mean to you?"
If I can not persuade them, that does not mean I would help you murder them...Besides, you must understand this, Jon. I believe in the past of my team, and in its future.
"Future? Pat Patriot is a defunct logo."
You may shut the fans out. You may plaster diamond-encrusted flying elvises on a thousand Super Bowl rings, but that is not the end...We will rise again.
"Ah, you live on dead dreams, you live on the myths of the past. The glory of Grogan's Heroes, Mosi's Mooses is gone, do you think it will return? Jim Nance will not rise again to save you nor Julius Adams. There is only one reality in the world today, look to the South, Rob. Don't be a fool, look to New York!!"
I would rather be a fool than a traitor, or a killer.
"I'm an executive."
Yes, an executive who looks at money and profits and is blind to over thirty years of football history and heroism out there on the field, where it counts, which we saw and rooted for from the stands wherever they were and whatever the seats were made of; and from our homes no matter what channel the game was on...
"I warn you-"
NO!! I warn you! The flying elvis is evil, it's an affront to anyone who ever rooted for the Patriots since 1960, and it is the ONLY blight on the success of Belichick and Brady. I tell you the day the flying elvis falls, there will be a shout of freedom such as we've not heard here in New England since 1776!! Within a year or two, a red Super Bowl championship banner will be raised with our real logo on it, after we finally see our team win one out there on the field.