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Manziel's an idiot!


Sadly, he comes across as the Justin Beiber of football in so many ways.
OK, OK, I know he's not Canadian.
 
He appears to be up to no good, but when I'm drunk I can see myself playing with whatever I'm holding while waiting for a stall or urinal. I could see myself trying to make a "paper swan" or something ridiculous real quickly while waiting. I'm weird, but when you're drinking who knows what will entertain you.

I hope the kid does great in life, and in football... but we'll see.
 
http://nesn.com/2014/07/johnny-manziel-takes-in-red-sox-white-sox-game-at-fenway-photos/

Seeing all those hot young women surrounding Johnny Football, my only question is, where do I sign up for idiot school?

I hear you.

Im probably just fooling myself, but I console myself with the thought that these "idiots" just don't appreciate what they have. He's probably such an idiot he's bored of it already and come up with the answer a hundred thousand other successful idiots have come up with: cocaine (and drugs).
 
He appears to be up to no good, but when I'm drunk I can see myself playing with whatever I'm holding while waiting for a stall or urinal. I could see myself trying to make a "paper swan" or something ridiculous real quickly while waiting. I'm weird, but when you're drinking who knows what will entertain you.

I hope the kid does great in life, and in football... but we'll see.
Why make a "paper swan" when you can just get hammered and float around on a rubber one?

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And yes, that's actually him. http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/sto...m_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_195275
 
he's scared feces-less. that's why he's drinking like a fish.I don't know anybody that thinks bragging your name "Johnny Football" all over the media before you've ever played a MINUTE of NFL football is a very smart thing to do, considering you have a league full of Kam Chancellors ready and willing to smash your punk face in the first chance they get.
 
Like I mentioned in another thread, when you play the likes of the Raven, Steeler, and Bengal defenses in almost 1/2 of your games, you're placing a pretty large target on your back as it is.

I'm guessing that there are going to be some brutal hits on this guy throughout the season. It'll be interesting to see how it shakes out.

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I'd be down for the inflatable swan too. Reminds me of Billy Madison.
 
Why make a "paper swan" when you can just get hammered and float around on a rubber one?

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And yes, that's actually him. http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/sto...m_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_195275
I really can't see what's bad about flooting around on an inflatable swan with a liquor bottle. Lots of NFL players to go Vegas. The difference with Manziel is that the media is obsessed about him. So they will write about everything he does. Lots of guys go to Vegas. It's just that the media isn't obsessing about them so Manziel looks much worse.
 
I really can't see what's bad about flooting around on an inflatable swan with a liquor bottle. Lots of NFL players to go Vegas. The difference with Manziel is that the media is obsessed about him. So they will write about everything he does. Lots of guys go to Vegas. It's just that the media isn't obsessing about them so Manziel looks much worse.

Eh, I get where you're coming from, but it would appear that Manziel has some douchebaggery type qualities to him that really can't be disputed. He's been ****y for a long, long time now, and while some accept that better than others, it's hard to argue it in my opinion.
 
Here's why we like to be "shocked" by this guy. He's not decent enough to acknowledge our precious feelings. It's so inconsiderate to grind our collective noses in the "I've got it so good" outcome he's getting in life. Big fan boo-hoo... and it's the same with all these guys when they're making their 20-something decisions, and we're 30 or 40 or 50 etc.-something fans, who do a 9-to-5 or the equivalent, and strain what remaining emotions we have left on Sunday hoping that these millionaires succeed on the field.

We don't need reminders that their lives can be debauched playgrounds if they choose. We're relatively lucky in NE at QB. But then we had the murderer at TE, some DUIs an DUIDs, an embarrassing gronk pic from time to time. Irving Fryer's domestic troubles.

We don't like that these guys are pretty much set for life, if we so much as know their names, and they still seem bent on effing themselves up.

Even middle class people have a slog of it most days. Don't get me wrong - these guys have to study their craft too, and they have physical training demands the rest of us just wouldn't accept. But they do have extensive time off, they do play a game for a living, and maybe most to the point, they do make their whole lives happen in a 10-year career (or closer to the league average, a 3-year career... in which case they probably have another gig, but a good start.)

The rest of us put in a lifetime to save the amount they get as a pot sweetener in the difference between one offer and another on a given contract.

So I'm sorry, yes, we do want the illusion that they're these great kids with natural humility... nobody wants to think their "hero" 20 years their junior would make the "brushing something off his shoulder" gesture if they were in an elevator with them. That's what the mountain-of-coke, 8-girlfriends-and-a-lambo, still-going-to-jail routine evokes, I think... people not appreciating how good their life is in the first place.

Stipulated, that's all subconscious... it's just the reason stuff like this pisses off the average fan
 
I really can't see what's bad about flooting around on an inflatable swan with a liquor bottle.

Certainly not a problem from my point of view, particularly for professional athletes, members of congress and clergymen.
 
I really can't see what's bad about flooting around on an inflatable swan with a liquor bottle. Lots of NFL players to go Vegas. The difference with Manziel is that the media is obsessed about him. So they will write about everything he does. Lots of guys go to Vegas. It's just that the media isn't obsessing about them so Manziel looks much worse.

10th overall selection Matt Leinert took the same path with stops with the Cardinals, Texans, Raiders, Bills and oblivion.
 


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