Shaq Prepares For New TNT Job By Doing Research On Talking - New England Patriots Forums

***IcyPatriot*** · 07-26-2011, 05:35 PM

Anyone who has heard a Shaq interview will like this.

Shaq Prepares For New TNT Job By Doing Research On Talking | The Onion Sports Network

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In an effort to prepare for his new analyst job on TNT’s Inside The NBA, 15-time All-Star center Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly spent the past two weeks gathering “crucial data” by studying reference books, conducting online searches, and using observational methods to learn more about talking.

“Through my in-depth investigation of this fascinating subject, I have discovered that talking will be key to verbally expressing my thoughts, ideas, and opinions about the sport of basketball,” said O’Neal, scribbling in a small notebook filled with elaborate diagrams and mathematical equations.

“Although I’ve revised some of my earlier theories on talking, I now believe that thoughts are first formed in the brain and then travel to the tongue, which is used to make the mouth speak words that are strung together in order to create specific comments such as ‘That guy can jump,’ and ‘Steve Nash.’”

***patsfan13*** · 07-26-2011, 10:44 PM

Gotta love Shaq, he and Barkley will be a hoot.

07-26-2011, 10:44 PM	#2
*patsfan13* Moderator Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 22,129 My Mood:	Re: Shaq Prepares For New TNT Job By Doing Research On Talking Gotta love Shaq, he and Barkley will be a hoot. __________________ "Some guys play in all-star games, some guys don't. I don't know who picks all those all-star teams. In all honesty, I don't know who picks the combine, for that matter," Belichick said. "How does (Miami-Ohio offensive lineman Brandon) Brooks not get invited to the combine? How did Vollmer not get invited to the combine? I don't know. We can't really worry about that. We just have to try to evaluate them the best we can."

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