Week One NFL Game Thread

[PATSYLICIOUS]

"first red zone snap in the entire game by either team..... And now they're outside of the 20" lmaoooooooooo

 

[deters]

11 min denver drive? thats insane.

 

[Ross12]

I thought Suggs looks like a cramp... and same for his leg injury. He was trying to stretch his calf at the end of the play. Unless he's gotta go in for an IV, the cart to the locker room seems like much.

It's so he can say "IM REAL HURT GUISE" and then when he returns they'll hail him as a "tough guy".

 

[Rob0729]

Funny that the Broncos' offense didn't get moving until they basically took the ball out of Manning's hands and just pounded the ball.

 

[Dr Pain]

Broncos game so boring it's almost unbearable.

I can't remember the last time I laughed so much during a game.

 

[farn]

Jarrett Bell ?@JarrettBell 7m7 minutes ago
Mariota has been pulled in first NFL game -- with a perfect passer rating of 158.3! It's 42-7. Mettenberger Time for @Titans. Stunning.

I did NOT see this coming.

 

[patsfan13]

Pretty uninspiring game between the Ravens and broncs

 

[Fixit]

What a ****show this Ravens/Donks game has been.

 

[manxman2601]

@nfldraftscout

Peyton's yards-per-attempt: 4.9 yards

Last year's low: Derek Carr at 5.5 yards

 

[Rob0729]

11 min denver drive? thats insane.

And only two plays were actually in the red zone.

 

[sb1]

Manning: 65 passer rating with fully inflated footballs

 

[Ross12]

Funny that the Broncos' offense didn't get moving until they basically took the ball out of Manning's hands and just pounded the ball.

Kubiak heard saying to Manning "if I hear one f***ing Omaha you're getting benched"

 

[BobDigital]

Anderson hurt too.

 

[Nordberg]

Flacco has zero chance in getting his team in the endzone.

I'm saying he holds the ball forever and gets strip sacked by Ware

 

[Ross12]

Dagger from Palmer

 

[FourierSeries]

Flacco to throw another pick 6.

 

[Tom_Montana12]

Screw Revis Talib was a better fit for this team and is at least sincere everything Revis said last year was a lie.

Ohhhhhhhhhh rly dude?

 

[102 Pat]

Maybe he tripped over a bottle of bleach...

 

[manxman2601]

I want to say here and now that I really wanted us to draft David Johnson last year.

 

[deters]

i feel dirty wanting ravens to win...