Week 3 TNF Bears vs Packers thread

[AtomicDawg]

How the Hades is this possible?

 

[AtomicDawg]

The fact that Carr won that SB with the Giants against us makes me angry for some reason.

 

[Wheelman]

The fact that Carr won that SB with the Giants against us makes me angry for some reason.

Tom Brady would tell you that someone can't make you angry. You feel angry.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Tom Brady would tell you that someone can't make you angry. You feel angry.

Then I FEEL angry realizing the fact that Carr won that SB with the Giants.

 

[Wheelman]

Then I FEEL angry realizing the fact that Carr won that SB with the Giants.

And now you get to choose how to react to those feelings.

 

[Delicate Genius]

This broadcast needs some Sergio Dipp.

 

[WaterfallJumper]

And now you get to choose how to react to those feelings.

I'm gonna build a time-machine, intercept Tonya Harding's hitman, and redirect him to Eli's locker room.

 

[BradyFTW!]

How the Hades is this possible?

QB cap hits for 2017, ranked:

Joe Flacco: $24,550,000
Carson Palmer: $24,125,000
Kirk Cousins: $23,943,600
Matt Ryan: $23,750,000
Aaron Rodgers: $20,300,000
Ryan Tannehill: $20,300,000
Cam Newton: $20,166,000
Eli Manning: $19,700,000
Andrew Luck: $19,400,000
Drew Brees: $19,000,000
Russell Wilson: $18,800,000
Ben Roethlisbgerger: $18,200,000
Phillip Rivers: $18,000,000
Sam Bradford: $18,000,000
Alex Smith: $16,900,000
Matt Stafford: $16,500,000
Derek Carr: $15,731,691
Andy Dalton: $15,700,000
Mike Glennon: $14,000,000
Tom Brady: $14,000,000

Glennon earning the same as Brady is pretty bad, but IMO Flacco out-earning Brady by 71% is way worse. Some of those contracts are justifiable in their own right, and only look bad compared to Brady because of how great Brady's contract is. Others are just garbage contracts that make me very happy I don't root for the ****ty teams that signed them.

 

[Deus Irae]

I'm gonna build a time-machine, intercept Tonya Harding's hitman, and redirect him to Eli's locker room.

Do we really want to see video of Eli weeping and asking why? I think I might prefer to just deal with the losses.

 

[Midship]

This broadcast needs some Sergio Dipp.

Everything would be better with his commentary. He's the bacon of sideline reporters.

 

[PatriotsNumero1Fan]

Bears going backwards.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Hahaha someone just yelled ****ING **** on a live mic.

 

[AtomicDawg]

 

[WaterfallJumper]

Do we really want to see video of Eli weeping and asking why? I think I might prefer to just deal with the losses.

The entire point of the time machine is to show up prior to Super Bowl XLII.

But, yes, you're likely right.

 

[captain insano]

Anybody else watching this...

...just to root against Aaron Rodgers?

no im not watching.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Found the moment of the game!

 

[Tunescribe]

I'd pay money to see the Bears come back and win this game. Not a LOT of money, but at least a few bucks.

 

[Wheelman]

Bears should not still be in this game. I expect the Bears to make a comeback.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Packers can't afford many more injuries.

 

[PatriotsNumero1Fan]

The bears defense has kept the game close. The bears offense blows!