This week just to make people wonder,
Give me the Colts and the Under,
Two thousand for each
Jags go to the beach
And the Chargers have bolts but no thunder
Per the lim'rick above on the Colts,
Two grand says the Vikes beat the Bolts.
If you care one iota,
Indy and Minnesota
Each had a team coached by Lou Holtz.
But the college kids hit you with frownies
And tell you you're just stupid townies
Unless they're well-fed,
And you
cover the spread...
Like the Pats will when beating the Brownies (5K)
Mike White is New Jersey's best lover
Since Rexy was floating above 'er
The Colts have their Irsay
But over in Jersay
Three grand on the Woodys to Cover.
And a grand on the dog money line
For the JESTers' new QB to shine
The obsessive young MILF's son
Named Zachary Wilson
Is occupied like Palestine.
A-Positive, piss your team off
And scare them with each huddle cough
Three grand on the Seahawks
As Rodger's Loog-ie hawks
Go viral like D. Hasselhoff.
The Rams giving four and a half
for three grand, (but will I take a baff?)
ELP alllusion:
I fear that Confusion
On this one is my epitaph
I don't dig most
prop bets this much,
But this week I'm counting on such.
By my thread I'm beholden:
Let's go Brandon Bolden!
That's code for 5k on a touch!