***Week 10 Betting*** Dingleberry Casino

[Dingleberry]

Yikes the Ratbirds did you in a bad way.

The funny thing is I found myself rooting for the Dolphins anyway because I hate the Ravens and Harbiotch that much.

 

[everlong]

The funny thing is I found myself rooting for the Dolphins anyway because I hate the Ravens and Harbiotch that much.

Ya same. I forgot to put in my bets before Thursday's game start but I was thinking along your lines of doing a teaser with the Ratbirds so then when I didn't it was double bonus rooting against.

 

[venecol]

Colts -4 and Cowboys -2.5 teaser for 5K
Bucs -2.5 and Raiders +8.5 teaser for 5k
Eagles/Broncos under 44.5 for 5k
49ers/Rams under 49.5 for 5k
Bucs/WFT over 51.5 for 5k
Packers +3.5 and Vikings +8.5 teaser for 5k.

Please list which teaser your picking (6 pt or 7 pt) for each. Thanks

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Welcome to the Week 10 betting thread. This weeks lines, O/U, and money line odds are copied below. Some Thursday night prop bets are also listed below. Full weekend prop bets will be updated some time tomorrow. I will tag all of you once prop bets are listed.

Remember, please quote your own betting post when making additional bets or changing bets. Thank you.

Also, do not forget to go to the Week 9 results thread to bet your free 20k on midseason prop bets. If you don't use it by Sunday morning, you lose it forever.

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This week just to make people wonder,
Give me the Colts and the Under,
Two thousand for each
Jags go to the beach
And the Chargers have bolts but no thunder

Per the lim'rick above on the Colts,
Two grand says the Vikes beat the Bolts.
If you care one iota,
Indy and Minnesota
Each had a team coached by Lou Holtz.

But the college kids hit you with frownies
And tell you you're just stupid townies
Unless they're well-fed,
And you cover the spread...
Like the Pats will when beating the Brownies (5K)

Mike White is New Jersey's best lover
Since Rexy was floating above 'er
The Colts have their Irsay
But over in Jersay
Three grand on the Woodys to Cover.

And a grand on the dog money line
For the JESTers' new QB to shine
The obsessive young MILF's son
Named Zachary Wilson
Is occupied like Palestine.

A-Positive, piss your team off
And scare them with each huddle cough
Three grand on the Seahawks
As Rodger's Loog-ie hawks
Go viral like D. Hasselhoff.

The Rams giving four and a half
for three grand, (but will I take a baff?)
ELP alllusion:
I fear that Confusion
On this one is my epitaph

I don't dig most prop bets this much,
But this week I'm counting on such.
By my thread I'm beholden:
Let's go Brandon Bolden!
That's code for 5k on a touch!

 

[Guts]

Dolphins +7.5 $2000
Ravens/Dolphins Under 46.5 $2000

Jags +10 $2000
Seahawks ML Dog $4000
Bucs -8.5 $2000

 

[Guts]

Jags +10 $2000
Seahawks ML Dog $4000
Bucs -8.5 $2000

Falcons +8.5 $2500

 

[Dingleberry]

This week just to make people wonder,
Give me the Colts and the Under,
Two thousand for each
Jags go to the beach
And the Chargers have bolts but no thunder

Per the lim'rick above on the Colts,
Two grand says the Vikes beat the Bolts.
If you care one iota,
Indy and Minnesota
Each had a team coached by Lou Holtz.

But the college kids hit you with frownies
And tell you you're just stupid townies
Unless they're well-fed,
And you cover the spread...
Like the Pats will when beating the Brownies (5K)

Mike White is New Jersey's best lover
Since Rexy was floating above 'er
The Colts have their Irsay
But over in Jersay
Three grand on the Woodys to Cover.

And a grand on the dog money line
For the JESTers' new QB to shine
The obsessive young MILF's son
Named Zachary Wilson
Is occupied like Palestine.

A-Positive, piss your team off
And scare them with each huddle cough
Three grand on the Seahawks
As Rodger's Loog-ie hawks
Go viral like D. Hasselhoff.

The Rams giving four and a half
for three grand, (but will I take a baff?)
ELP alllusion:
I fear that Confusion
On this one is my epitaph

I don't dig most prop bets this much,
But this week I'm counting on such.
By my thread I'm beholden:
Let's go Brandon Bolden!
That's code for 5k on a touch!

Aw shyt, now I gotta one up this.

Maybe I'll take the easy way out and do a bunch of rhyming couplets instead.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Go iambic pentameter or go home then

 

[Dingleberry]

Go iambic pentameter or go home then

Don't bother me. I'm composing a sonnet.

 

[irishfanatic]

7 point Teaser:
Buccs.......-1.5
Cardinals. -3.5
Cowboys..-1.5.......@10K

Jakobi Meyers TD +900 @ 2K.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Don't bother me. I'm composing a sonnet.

still?

 

[Ford Prefect]

Patriots $2k
Jets $1k
Jakobi Meyers scores TD $1k

 

[Hyped]

I think I am gonna bet the **** outta the Lions 9.5 dogs in the Burg with Mason Rudolph at the helm...

Maybe not....dunno...lemme talk to my drink a bit more...

 

[Ring 6]

chargers. -2.5. 6000
Chiefs -2.5. 4000
Broncos -3. 3000
Patriots -2 2000
Meyers TD 1000

 

[BobDigital]

Not many bets this week. Did okay last week and made up some ground. Been kind of an odd 2 weeks and hoping things go back to normal. Again 'm not suggesting anyone else gamble. A single 10 dollar bet will pend the rest of the season.

Bucs -12.5 @ WFT. Adjusted spread. 10 to win 22.5. I like the Bucs in this spot, they should be healthier than they've been in weeks. And after a bad week and bye they should bounce back.
Jags +10 to cover @ Indy. 10 to win 19. Jags are playing better recently and I don't think Indy is that good. Honestly a upset wouldn't surprise me.
Sea -2.5 @ GB. Adjusted spread/underdog pick. 10 to win 27.5 I think Seattle wins and I'm better it won't be by a weird score. GB isn't as good as last year and Seattle imo has a better offense. And Rodgers is in a weird mental state right now.
Brady over 2.5 passing TDs @ WFT. Prop Bet. 10 to win 23.5. Their D sucks and see Brady doing what he has done all year against bad Ds.
Rams -7 @ 49ers. Adjusted spread. 10 to win 25. the 49ers offense stinks. The Rams even without Woods should win this fairly handily. May be a push though, but I'd be surprised if it is closer to I'll take the minor risk.

 

[pazrul72]

Pats -2 1k
Saints +3 1k
Chiefs/Raiders (51.5) under 1k
Redskins Money line (+350) 1k
Mac Jones +239.5 Passing yards 1k
Jakobi Meyers Hits pay dirt for the first time (+900) 1k

 

[venecol]

Please list which teaser your picking (6 pt or 7 pt) for each. Thanks

@everlong please list your teasers (6 pt or 7 pt). Thanks

 

[Dingleberry]

Colts -4 and Cowboys -2.5 teaser for 5K
Bucs -2.5 and Raiders +8.5 teaser for 5k
Eagles/Broncos under 44.5 for 5k
49ers/Rams under 49.5 for 5k
Bucs/WFT over 51.5 for 5k
Packers +3.5 and Vikings +8.5 teaser for 5k.

The final teaser is adding 7 points to the Packers but 6 points to the Vikings. I will assume you want the Packers at +2.5 for a 6 point teaser because your other teasers are 6 points. If that is not the case , please let us know. Thank you!

@venecol

 

[PatsFanInVa]

DIngleberry Time

Shall I compare thee to that time of day
On Friday afternoon, four-thirtyish,
When watch-springs leak their energy away,
And prudish half-past-five deems dirtyish

My urgency to see that she has come?
The sun shall not stand still, nor shall the sand
Climb meekly up the hourglass, while some,
Now unfamiliar with the quill, expand

Their minds with weed last smoked in 2k4,
Approach the keys to catch in words the signs,
That flit before them, as in years before,
And render unto us but fourteen lines.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, not that I'm betting on it,
But what's the over-under on that sonnet?

 

[1960Pats]

I was sorry that I didn't get my bet in for the Ratbirds on Thursday at Miami. Then the game came. It looks like a few of you took a hit on that one. My condolences.

Give me $500 on the Pats at -2 please.