The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[tonyto3690]

Kyle Wilson..starting CB for YOUR NY Rats..."Brady comes to the line and ...wait...he's not even surveying the defense...here's the quick snap...and...another completion for 12 yards to the left side...that makes 15 straight completions on Kyle Wilson in the 1st quarter alone..."

I lold but Wilson really wasn't that bad last year. His rookie year was hilariously bad but he improved a lot. I think the real issue is they have a worse pass rush than even we have, their lbs are even slower than ours, and they don't have a single starting safety.

 

[Aldogg]

Checkers? Most of those guys are still trying to master "Red Light, Green Light." "Pat, Pat, Jet" might be more level-appropriate for that brain "trust."

You mean they haven't upgraded to Candy Land or Chutes and Ladders yet?

 

[ewg_gestalt]

You mean they haven't upgraded to Candy Land or Chutes and Ladders yet?

They tried to play Candy Land, but Rex kept trying to eat the board, muttering something about needing a goddamn snack. . . .

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Checkers? Most of those guys are still trying to master "Red Light, Green Light." "Pat, Pat, Jet" might be more level-appropriate for that brain "trust."

Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment. . . . some of them might get confused and actually think that they've been saved from the Jersey swamps. . . .

 

[Joker]

the board just came back online five minutes ago....just wanted to say, during this short absence, that the Jets suckage has increased by a factor of 10,000 as the draft approaches.

 

[Tunescribe]

the board just came back online five minutes ago....just wanted to say, during this short absence, that the Jets suckage has increased by a factor of 10,000 as the draft approaches.

I got so jittery I even went on Patriots Planet to post about Green Beans suckage. Funny how when it starts to build, you need an outlet. Glad we're back. Saved me a trip to the psychiatrist. :singing:

 

[Joker]

are you ready to SUCKLE?????



OG OG OG JTSE!!!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

Llllllet's get ready to BUTTFUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

We should hire that guy to be on the PA next time the JEST visit... every time they start a series of downs, have him say

Llllllllllllet's get rrrreaaady to fummmmmmmmmbbbbblllllllle...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

goddammit Tune

 

[Keyser Söze]

Buff or jests get Austin

 

[Tunescribe]

Buff or jests get Austin

Rams save us from having to see his back. :singing: Wonder what the Green Beans will take as a consolation prize.

 

[patsox23]

Landing Strip posters not happy about Mel Kiper referring to the jets as "a glorified expansion team."

 

[Joker]

**** can the best CB in the league for a rookie with a shattered shoulder...SOJ

 

[Deus Irae]

The Bruins are in intermission

I turn to the draft just in time to see the Jets have essentially traded Revis for Milliner, only THEY USED THE HIGHER PICK THAN WHAT THEY GOT FOR REVIS.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

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jets fans are losing it...HAHAHA

 

[Joker]

The sun came up today

I paid my taxes for the year

the Jets SUCK

just another normal day in Patriodise.........

 

[Tunescribe]

Buddy Ryan: "Screw offense! Who needs it? Buncha pansies!"

Wrecks Ryan: "Yeah, screw offense! All they ever do is mess up anyway! I like my defensive guys."

 

[Rob0729]

No offense. No safeties. No LBers. All the Jets have are d-linemen and CBs.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

jets will have 0...ZERO offense this year