The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

[Deus Irae]

Interesting note from Jets OTAs:

3. The defense used a '46' package during one period -- basically, an eight-man front, with linemen over the center and two guards. Ryan believes he has the personnel to play the '46,' and he expects to use it more than previous seasons. Rookie DE Quinton Coples stood up as a linebacker in certain packages.

OTA observations: A work in progress - Jets Blog - ESPN New York

 

[Tunescribe]

Interesting note from Jets OTAs:



OTA observations: A work in progress - Jets Blog - ESPN New York

That will last for one play against Brady once he reads it and hits Welker in the flat for a 30-yard gain.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

let them run the 46..we will destroy that

 

[Joker]

OK..forgive me but..I just have to post this in its' entirety...this is HILARIOUS...why?...because whoever this Rat fan is he's dead serious...the Jet team song should be written and sung by Simple Minds..

EternalChampion
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patsfanken View Post
I'm not sure what you are talking about. Even though the Pats failed with Haynesworth and Ocho, they DID bring in 20 sacks with Carter and Anderson.

I find it interesting that Jet fans want to push the Ocho/Haynesworth failures into Pats fans faces, yet at the same time want to pretend that signing 2 first team all pro FAs (Waters and Carter) plus a 10 sack pass rush specialist, just didn't happen. You can't be right on all of them.

That's true. So the Patriots and their genius coach are just like everyone else, they hit on some and miss on others. They're an average team lucky enough to have a QB that nobody thought would make it in the NFL (including them since their waited until the 6th round to draft him) turn out to be the second coming of Joe Montana. How's Joe Montana playing now? Oh, right. Him and your 35 year old golden boy can spend their days together fishing in a few years.

Of course, it is quite hilarious that this is posted by a Jet fan who calls himself "Eternal Champion"....unintentional yet perfect oxymoron.

 

[randomk1]

let them run the 46..we will destroy that

Indeed...the 46 seems to make little sense to me especially vs NE. Sounds like more Rex Ryan bull**** or he has forgotten how he beat us in 2010.

 

[1960Pats]

The new 2012 Jest Nike uniform

I can't wait to see the Sanchize throw his favorite pass, the Chuck & Duck. Hopefully, Sexy Rexy didn't swallow him whole, as the latest pics suggest.

 

[1960Pats]

It is going to be hard to beat on them this year. It is a little bit like kicking a sick puppy in the side. ....a drunk-driving, bright green, foul-mouthed, self-entitled puppy with a fireman hat that is!

Nevermind, jets suck!!!! :rocker:

I was thinking along the same lines and didn't want to take a shot at the Jest fans.

I was going to remind them that their stud on defense may not be a man of his word when it comes to contracts, but he sure is when it comes to his intentions, as he is once again likely to walk out on his team after he spent the up front bonus money on a reworked deal.

I was also thinking of reminding them that they still have Mark "Chuck & Duck" Sanchez as their on-field leader.

I might have also mentioned the fact that the The Mouth That Roared is once again leading a clubhouse full of Mouths That Squeak, with the potential to implode at any minute.

I could have also talked about the fact that Tebowmania has now been thrown into that incredible mix.

Then there's the ridiculous way Jest fans have been treated by their ownership with overpriced PSL's being shoved down their throats.

I was going to take a shot at them by reminding them of all of that, but then I decided to take the high road instead.

 

[Tunescribe]

I was thinking along the same lines and didn't want to take a shot at the Jest fans.

I was going to remind them that their stud on defense may not be a man of his word when it comes to contracts, but he sure is when it comes to his intentions, as he is once again likely to walk out on his team after he spent the up front bonus money on a reworked deal.

I was also thinking of reminding them that they still have Mark "Chuck & Duck" Sanchez as their on-field leader.

I might have also mentioned the fact that the The Mouth That Roared is once again leading a clubhouse full of Mouths That Squeak, with the potential to implode at any minute.

I could have also talked about the fact that Tebowmania has now been thrown into that incredible mix.

Then there's the ridiculous way Jest fans have been treated by their ownership with overpriced PSL's being shoved down their throats.

I was going to take a shot at them by reminding them of all of that, but then I decided to take the high road instead.

It's hard to take the high road in Death Valley.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What? Kicking a man when he's down? Must I remind you we're talking about the Super Bowl III champions???

Come on you wusses. If you have problems with kicking the JEST when they're down, when can you kick them?

Plus, look at all the can't-miss QBs that are better than Brady every was that the JEST have promoted as their messiah, just in the Brady era... Noodle-arm, Lord Farvrevrah, Sanchize... and their coaching staff?! Ridiculous. Mangenius. Sexy Rexy. These guys are a farce to be reckoned with.

With apologies to the Bard... I give you this exhortation to the common fan whose hate for the JESTS wears thin - especially ye secret JESTS fans - for opening day...


REXWHOREFAN. O that we had at Foxborough
But one ten thousand of those men in New England
That dump on the JESTS to-day!

FAN. What's he that wishes so?
Some guy on Patsfans? No, my fair cousin;
The Jests are mark'd to suck, we are enow
To make noise at the game; and if not live,
The fewer who mock the Jests, the greater honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one fan more.
By Bill, I covet still the roster talk,
And care for contract talks and salary cost;
It yearns me whether white or blue we wear,
And further rings dwell first in my desires.
But if it be a sin to say the Jests suck,
I am the most offending soul alive.
Nor, faith, wish one more mock them from New England.
By Namath's myth, I would not lose so great an honour
As one fan more methinks would share from me
To mock the false hopes of the Jests. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it that they suck, and from these posts,
Let he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And rings for Brady only shall he talk;
We would not post in that fan's company
That fears his fellowship to say "Jests Suck" with us.
This day is call'd the Opening Day of '12.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him when we talk of Opening Day.
He that shall win this day, and playoffs make,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Opening Day.'
Then will he skip from game to game and show the Jests,
And say 'They sucked as soon as Opening Day.'
Jests fans forget; off-season be forgot,
But we'll remember, with advantages,
How bad they suck that day. Then shall Pats' names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Brady the King, Hernandez, Gronkowski,
Welker and Wilfork, Ninkovich, Gostkowski -
Be in Jests fans' flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good fan teach his son;
And off-season's end shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that mocks the Jests with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in New England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fanhoods cheap whiles any speaks
Of how the JESTS still SUCK each Opening Day.

 

[DefenseRules]

OK..forgive me but..I just have to post this in its' entirety...this is HILARIOUS...why?...because whoever this Rat fan is he's dead serious...the Jet team song should be written and sung by Simple Minds..

EternalChampion
Your Mom
Practice Squad

Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 28

Quote:
Originally Posted by patsfanken View Post
I'm not sure what you are talking about. Even though the Pats failed with Haynesworth and Ocho, they DID bring in 20 sacks with Carter and Anderson.

I find it interesting that Jet fans want to push the Ocho/Haynesworth failures into Pats fans faces, yet at the same time want to pretend that signing 2 first team all pro FAs (Waters and Carter) plus a 10 sack pass rush specialist, just didn't happen. You can't be right on all of them.

That's true. So the Patriots and their genius coach are just like everyone else, they hit on some and miss on others. They're an average team lucky enough to have a QB that nobody thought would make it in the NFL (including them since their waited until the 6th round to draft him) turn out to be the second coming of Joe Montana. How's Joe Montana playing now? Oh, right. Him and your 35 year old golden boy can spend their days together fishing in a few years.

Of course, it is quite hilarious that this is posted by a Jet fan who calls himself "Eternal Champion"....unintentional yet perfect oxymoron.

Jealousy is an ugly thing. That post reeks of it. That Jet fan knows his team is THE SUCK, he just doesn't want to admit it.

 

[reflexblue]

What? Kicking a man when he's down? Must I remind you we're talking about the Super Bowl III champions???

Come on you wusses. If you have problems with kicking the JEST when they're down, when can you kick them?

Plus, look at all the can't-miss QBs that are better than Brady every was that the JEST have promoted as their messiah, just in the Brady era... Noodle-arm, Lord Farvrevrah, Sanchize... and their coaching staff?! Ridiculous. Mangenius. Sexy Rexy. These guys are a farce to be reckoned with.

With apologies to the Bard... I give you this exhortation to the common fan whose hate for the JESTS wears thin - especially ye secret JESTS fans - for opening day...


REXWHOREFAN. O that we had at Foxborough
But one ten thousand of those men in New England
That dump on the JESTS to-day!

FAN. What's he that wishes so?
Some guy on Patsfans? No, my fair cousin;
The Jests are mark'd to suck, we are enow
To make noise at the game; and if not live,
The fewer who mock the Jests, the greater honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one fan more.
By Bill, I covet still the roster talk,
And care for contract talks and salary cost;
It yearns me whether white or blue we wear,
And further rings dwell first in my desires.
But if it be a sin to say the Jests suck,
I am the most offending soul alive.
Nor, faith, wish one more mock them from New England.
By Namath's myth, I would not lose so great an honour
As one fan more methinks would share from me
To mock the false hopes of the Jests. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it that they suck, and from these posts,
Let he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And rings for Brady only shall he talk;
We would not post in that fan's company
That fears his fellowship to say "Jests Suck" with us.
This day is call'd the Opening Day of '12.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him when we talk of Opening Day.
He that shall win this day, and playoffs make,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Opening Day.'
Then will he skip from game to game and show the Jests,
And say 'They sucked as soon as Opening Day.'
Jests fans forget; off-season be forgot,
But we'll remember, with advantages,
How bad they suck that day. Then shall Pats' names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Brady the King, Hernandez, Gronkowski,
Welker and Wilfork, Ninkovich, Gostkowski -
Be in Jests fans' flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good fan teach his son;
And off-season's end shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that mocks the Jests with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in New England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their fanhoods cheap whiles any speaks
Of how the JESTS still SUCK each Opening Day.

HUH, what? i'm not sure what this sayz, but methinks the Bard would be most pleased with thee. Its sounds like thow ist trashing thee jests most vigorously

 

[Dingleberry]

What? Kicking a man when he's down? Must I remind you we're talking about the Super Bowl III champions???

Come on you wusses. If you have problems with kicking the JEST when they're down, when can you kick them?

Plus, look at all the can't-miss QBs that are better than Brady every was that the JEST have promoted as their messiah, just in the Brady era... Noodle-arm, Lord Farvrevrah, Sanchize... and their coaching staff?! Ridiculous. Mangenius. Sexy Rexy. These guys are a farce to be reckoned with.

With apologies to the Bard... I give you this exhortation to the common fan whose hate for the JESTS wears thin - especially ye secret JESTS fans - for opening day...


REXWHOREFAN. O that we had at Foxborough
But one ten thousand of those men in New England
That dump on the JESTS to-day!

FAN. What's he that wishes so?
Some guy on Patsfans? No, my fair cousin;
The Jests are mark'd to suck, we are enow
To make noise at the game; and if not live,
The fewer who mock the Jests, the greater honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one fan more.
By Bill, I covet still the roster talk,
And care for contract talks and salary cost;
It yearns me whether white or blue we wear,
And further rings dwell first in my desires.
But if it be a sin to say the Jests suck,
I am the most offending soul alive.
Nor, faith, wish one more mock them from New England.
By Namath's myth, I would not lose so great an honour
As one fan more methinks would share from me
To mock the false hopes of the Jests. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it that they suck, and from these posts,
Let he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And rings for Brady only shall he talk;
We would not post in that fan's company
That fears his fellowship to say "Jests Suck" with us.
This day is call'd the Opening Day of '12.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd.........

It's been a while since I read much Shakespeare, but I know I have read this soliloquy before. It's from King Lear or Richard III, right?

At first, I felt inspired to write a sonnet. But for now I will stick with the most base of poetic forms...the limerick.

There once was a team dressed in green
Whose trophy case is sadly quite lean
'Though they talk like they're great
It will be yet another 8 and 8
With an off-season title wedged in between.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

It's been a while since I read much Shakespeare, but I know I have read this soliloquy before. It's from King Lear or Richard III, right?

At first, I felt inspired to write a sonnet. But for now I will stick with the most base of poetic forms...the limerick.

There once was a team dressed in green
Whose trophy case is sadly quite lean
'Though they talk like they're great
It will be yet another 8 and 8
With an off-season title wedged in between.

Outstanding limerick... the apex of lavatory verse, I dare say, my good man. High marks on "Jets suck" content.

The long shakespeary thing is a takeoff on the "St. Crispian's Day" speech from Henry V... apparently a bunch of Englishmen wouldn't fight because it was a holy day. Westmoreland was saying "I wish we had one percent of one percent of those Englishmen who wouldn't fight because it's a holy day," and King Harry was saying "Yeah fu(k them they'll wish they were here." the speech was given about the battle Agincourt a couple hundred years before Shakespeare wrote... and the play is full of allusions to the union of Welsh, Englishmen, and Scots... so when it's Englishmen who won't show up, there's a certain propaganda angle there for Shakespeare's contemporaries. It shored up British (rather than English) identity, and at the same time channeled English nationalism into the British project. That said, he did poke some fun at backward and wordy Welshmen.

And the Jests suck.

 

[Dingleberry]

Outstanding limerick... the apex of lavatory verse, I dare say, my good man. High marks on "Jets suck" content.

The long shakespeary thing is a takeoff on the "St. Crispian's Day" speech from Henry V... apparently a bunch of Englishmen wouldn't fight because it was a holy day. Westmoreland was saying "I wish we had one percent of one percent of those Englishmen who wouldn't fight because it's a holy day," and King Harry was saying "Yeah fu(k them they'll wish they were here." the speech was given about the battle Agincourt a couple hundred years before Shakespeare wrote... and the play is full of allusions to the union of Welsh, Englishmen, and Scots... so when it's Englishmen who won't show up, there's a certain propaganda angle there for Shakespeare's contemporaries. It shored up British (rather than English) identity, and at the same time channeled English nationalism into the British project. That said, he did poke some fun at backward and wordy Welshmen.

And the Jests suck.

Hank V? Hmmm, I'll have to look back. Other than Richard III, I have pretty much ignored the histories since schooling days (English major).

More of a tragedy/comedy kind of guy, myself. Tragic comedy? Well, this is a Jets thread!

 

[NinjaZX6R]

The Jets ran the 46 Bear D in the Pats last offensive series (in the first game this season. What did Brady do? Audible to outside runs and we ran it down their throats.

 

[Ring 6]

The Jets ran the 46 Bear D in the Pats last offensive series (in the first game this season. What did Brady do? Audible to outside runs and we ran it down their throats.

The 46 can't be effective vs 2012 offenses.
It would be a good gimmick D to roll out against teams with young/bad QBs to force them to throw. It isn't going to stop a legit offense.
A common thread with Ryan in NY has been that his defense beats up on awful offenses, and is not as effective against capable ones. (Not that any defense is better against good offenses than bad ones, but the divide is pronounced there, especially lately)

 

[mayoclinic]

At first, I felt inspired to write a sonnet. But for now I will stick with the most base of poetic forms...the limerick.

There once was a team dressed in green
Whose trophy case is sadly quite lean
'Though they talk like they're great
It will be yet another 8 and 8
With an off-season title wedged in between.

I'll stick with Haiku:

Green team feels quite blue
8 and 8, won't kiss Bill's rings
But just might kiss his feet.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I'll stick with Haiku:

Green team feels quite blue
8 and 8, won't kiss Bill's rings
But just might kiss his feet.

Niiiice...

but back to limericks

There once was a coach they called Rex,
quite confused about cause and effects:
"Football? That sounds neat,
It's got balls, it's got feet...
This might just be better than sex!"

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

 

[Frezo]

Niiiice...

but back to limericks

There once was a coach they called Rex,
quite confused about cause and effects:
"Football? That sounds neat,
It's got balls, it's got feet...
This might just be better than sex!"

Excellent! Here's a pic to go with it.